Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[DocHeart]

He must've just been lucky, as any nurse on a non-surgical ward will tell you.

I don't care what a nurse on a non-surgical ward will tell me. It won't matter to me. I'll find her sexy anyway. It's a fetish thing.

[The Atheist]

I don't care what a nurse on a non-surgical ward will tell me. It won't matter to me. I'll find her sexy anyway. It's a fetish thing.

I've never got into the uniform fetish, but I used to get into some nice nurses in my youth.

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

By the way, the "Serious Discussions" thread is becoming a little serious. I see you chaps are keeping out of it. I had a little tinker, but it's a bit pointless I realise. I'd not dipped into the Mozart thread, and so I didn't know what to expect. I'll be joining you chaps in the members only bar later.

Every so often I'll drop a response on the porch light it on fire then run. When it comes to M****t (I can't even bring myself to say the name), I'm quite satisfied that I settled that issue two years ago back in Dumas at the "Dreary Beery"

...Yes, young Gilliatt is quite adorable...talent too, take some of Gilliatts dna too Parker...

You would want my parents, any positive aspects you are implying skip a generation.

... Somebody said Jocky was spending the day at South Beach in Miami

Mine require suspenders too, but at least I have the decency to wear a shirt and breeches!

...Good grief - I'm guessing he takes after mom!

Ha! yes thankfully he picked up her Belgian qualities rather than father's "Slobic" ones.

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[The Atheist]

Ha! yes thankfully he picked up her Belgian qualities rather than father's "Slobic" ones.

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How about that - we share ethnicity!

[Mutatis-Mutandis]

Are yanks welcome here? I've had many a fantasy about Kate Middleton, and her sister, if that helps.



Nice.

[The Atheist]

Are yanks welcome here? I've had many a fantasy about Kate Middleton, and her sister, if that helps.

Indeed, they are a lovely pair.

We already have several members from the former colony of USA, if that's what you mean, so certainly, pull up a chair, tell Parker what you're drinking, and come on in!

[prendrelemick]

Are yanks welcome here? I've had many a fantasy about Kate Middleton, and her sister, if that helps.



Nice.

So! That's where kate's gone. She left my fantasy about two weeks ago and I haven't seen her since.

( Ask her where she put the pot of yoghurt and the bycycle pump when you next see her.)

[The Atheist]

( Ask her where she put the pot of yoghurt and the bycycle pump when you next see her.)

I need a strong one after that!

By the way, the "Serious Discussions" thread is becoming a little serious.

That seems to have been taken care of! A few whacks with the big stick by Scher and it quietened down nicely.

I'll get Parker to set her up a..

Scher, what would you like? Something long and refreshing after that workout!



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I've had Parker lay in a few cases of Corgi Pale Ale in honour of Her Majesty's birthday observation in New Zealand.

To celebrate the occasion, I've put out a few anti-monarchists rants.

[Paulclem]

That seems to have been taken care of! A few whacks with the big stick by Scher and it quietened down nicely.

I'll get Parker to set her up a..

Scher, what would you like? Something long and refreshing after that workout!



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I've had Parker lay in a few cases of Corgi Pale Ale in honour of Her Majesty's birthday observation in New Zealand.

To celebrate the occasion, I've put out a few anti-monarchists rants.

Whoa - that is some stick.

I'd be wary of the Corgi "Pale Ale".

The monarchy's arms are empire length.

[prendrelemick]

That seems to have been taken care of! A few whacks with the big stick by Scher and it quietened down nicely.

I'll get Parker to set her up a..

Scher, what would you like? Something long and refreshing after that workout!



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I've had Parker lay in a few cases of Corgi Pale Ale in honour of Her Majesty's birthday observation in New Zealand.

To celebrate the occasion, I've put out a few anti-monarchists rants.

She reminds me of a headmistress we used to have (Sher that is, not the Queen,) a few whacks across the back of the leg with two rulers would soon bring us into line.

I realize now she used two rulers held together for sound effect purposes, they made a very loud THWACK! instantly cowering any dissent from the watching 6 year olds.

[Paulclem]

She reminds me of a headmistress we used to have (Sher that is, not the Queen,) a few whacks across the back of the leg with two rulers would soon bring us into line.

I realize now she used two rulers held together for sound effect purposes, they made a very loud THWACK! instantly cowering any dissent from the watching 6 year olds.

We used to get THE STRAP which, thinking back, was like a belt with no buckle, and not particularly painful. i think it was the anticipation of THE STRAP that caused the pain.

We also used to get rules and slippers - or pumps across the backside. I've also been and seen kids get slapped - sometimes across the face. The Middle school i went to had the cane - which I never had the pleasure of.

Ahh the good old days...

All the same, it was nothing to what you got at home anyway. My parents would say that it never did them any harm. They were nuts though, so I'm not too sure.

[The Atheist]

She reminds me of a headmistress we used to have (Sher that is, not the Queen,) a few whacks across the back of the leg with two rulers would soon bring us into line.

That sounds a lot like wishful thinking!

I realize now she used two rulers held together for sound effect purposes, they made a very loud THWACK! instantly cowering any dissent from the watching 6 year olds.

I know what kept us in line - one day when I was about 8, the teacher beat the living crap out of my mate. She was in a fury, punctuating every second word she shouted at him with a very hard slap on the leg. After a couple of minutes, his leg was purple and he was crying hysterically.

We kept pretty quiet after that!

The Middle school i went to had the cane - which I never had the pleasure of.

Oh yeah, lots of that at my high. When I was in the sixth form I was mostly in love with my English teacher and I can vividly remember her going white one day when the deputy head was giving some kid six of the absolute best right outside the room. You could tell from the sounds that he really stepping into them hard.

Nasty business, that.

One of our teachers was a Maori All Black prop PE teacher. His classes were pretty well-behaved.

Ahh the good old days...

All the same, it was nothing to what you got at home anyway. My parents would say that it never did them any harm. They were nuts though, so I'm not too sure.

Well, it didn't always cause bad, but I do go along with laws that prohibit that kind of behaviour nowadays.

[Paulclem]

Well, it didn't always cause bad, but I do go along with laws that prohibit that kind of behaviour nowadays.

It's the thought that teachers would be able to do it to your kids. Most teachers are fine enouh, but some I wouldn't trust with the power.

One of our teachers was a Maori All Black prop PE teacher. His classes were pretty well-behaved.

Yes, physical prescence is alays respected by boys. It was a factor - the unspoken elephant in the room - when I was teaching - not that I was a bully teacher or anything like that. It was just the awareness that you got respect for physical prescence.

[The Atheist]

It's the thought that teachers would be able to do it to your kids. Most teachers are fine enouh, but some I wouldn't trust with the power.

I am certain one of the teachers at my high used to cane on an inordinate number of third formers and have very strong suspicion that had a lot more to do with his sexual fantasies than behaviour, which is what put me off the idea of letting teachers do it.

As the youngest and youngest-looking boy at high when I started, I am eternally thankful I never got closer than 10m to him the entire time I was there.

Yes, physical prescence is alays respected by boys. It was a factor - the unspoken elephant in the room - when I was teaching - not that I was a bully teacher or anything like that. It was just the awareness that you got respect for physical prescence.

Yeah, it's funny like that. Another teacher was also a 1st Class rugby player and I know for a fact he never touched a cane, let alone used one.

His classes, while often a bit noisy, were always well-behaved, but because he was a top bloke and we didn't want to piss him off. (I had him as a teacher all the way through. )

I notice one of my kid's school's teachers as having a really well-behaved class every year, and I'm sure it's because he is strict but without being a dick. That old R-E-S-P-E-C-T works.

[soundofmusic]

I don't care what a nurse on a non-surgical ward will tell me. It won't matter to me. I'll find her sexy anyway. It's a fetish thing.

I don't know, maybe I'm looking at it from gender bias; but nurses have all the sex appeal of an 80 year old nun to me; which reminds me, any of you guys into nuns

I've never got into the uniform fetish, but I used to get into some nice nurses in my youth.

Do you have any idea where there hands have been, if so, you would never let them touch you! That's why I go after all doctors except gynecologists.

You would want my parents, any positive aspects you are implying skip a generation.

Mine require suspenders too, but at least I have the decency to wear a shirt and breeches!

Ha! yes thankfully he picked up her Belgian qualities rather than father's "Slobic" ones.

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Well, I hope he has his dads witty personality.
Thank you for sharing that; some of my endowments also require suspenders; but I've given up wearing them.

Are yanks welcome here? I've had many a fantasy about Kate Middleton, and her sister, if that helps.



Nice.

Theres just something wrong about women who wear dangling earrings and a bikini.

So! That's where kate's gone. She left my fantasy about two weeks ago and I haven't seen her since.

( Ask her where she put the pot of yoghurt and the bycycle pump when you next see her.)

You're probably getting interference from the fetal monitor