Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

The weather, for the start of winter, has been amazing. The few bad days we've had have been really bad, but most of the time, it's still more autumnal than winter.

Great to ask, because yesterday was a stunner, so we went to the beach, with this result:



All her own work, on a 6-lb test line, the fish weighing about 4 pounds. It's a kahawai by its local name, but internationally, it'd be called a sea trout, because they fight just like a trout, leaping out of the water and going on huge runs.

Her arms were a bit tired at the end of it, but a superb catch, eaten for dinner in a kahawai and spinach quiche!

A lifetime memory. I would say the arm has healed quite well if she was able to bring that one in.

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[prendrelemick]

I dreamt about Kate Middleton last night in what was probably a treasonable way. Mrs P says it's not my head that needs chopping off! These menages a trois are so difficult at times.

[The Atheist]

A lifetime memory. I would say the arm has healed quite well if she was able to bring that one in.

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Yep, just like new!

I dreamt about Kate Middleton last night in what was probably a treasonable way. Mrs P says it's not my head that needs chopping off! These menages a trois are so difficult at times.

It's gone a little quiet around here - that bloody jocky, slopes back after months with the French Foreign legion, scares off our new members, then slopes back off again.

Parker's setting up rounds all round!

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

I dreamt about Kate Middleton last night in what was probably a treasonable way. Mrs P says it's not my head that needs chopping off! These menages a trois are so difficult at times.

A worthy dream. I just had a vino vision of Claudette Colbert. Gibbon's had it all wrong, I tell you it was Claudette that brought down the Empire! (see below)

It's gone a little quiet around here - that bloody jocky, slopes back after months with the French Foreign legion, scares off our new members, then slopes back off again.

Parker's setting up rounds all round!

"Your a butterfly with the sting of a wasp. Take off your clothes and get in here and tell me all about it"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pNNE_U8GOw


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[prendrelemick]

Gilliat, I don't know how you find these clips. Ms. Colbert certainly had it in spades - before "it" had been invented.

Meanwhile, the imaginary afair with the Dutchess Of Cambridge is not going well. My dreams have returned to the usual- walking down the Highstreet without any trousers on- sort of thing.

[Paulclem]

I tell you it was Claudette that brought down the Empire! (see below)




"Your a butterfly with the sting of a wasp. Take off your clothes and get in here and tell me all about it"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pNNE_U8GOw


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That clip had a lot of passing Yorkshiremen in it - you could hear them all passing going, "ey up, ey up". I always suspected that we had an integral part in the Empire and Hollywood.

[soundofmusic]

All her own work, on a 6-lb test line, the fish weighing about 4 pounds. It's a kahawai by its local name, but internationally, it'd be called a sea trout, because they fight just like a trout, leaping out of the water and going on huge runs.

Her arms were a bit tired at the end of it, but a superb catch, eaten for dinner in a kahawai and spinach quiche!

The playhouse has been taken down as we're going to move. Just waiting for the right house.




Her skateboarding has a little way to go before she's doing jumps. Ollie is still an unattainable target at the moment.

She can half fish though! You shoulda seen her - reeling in, letting it run; just like an old pro. She got a bigger fish as well, and that's a very small set she's using. A+

Wow, she's incredible, and still looks like she's been locked away in a castle, with never a broken fingernail.

Fantastic!

I think we should have Parker put Atheist under, I could use some of that DNA for a cloning experiment I have going.

Ivy cottage is being used by the old Guy next to me. He asked me if he could keep his tools there, and that's no problem. THE Shed is way big enough for our needs.

The fallout bunker is still there too. I'll take it down eventually, but I'm still digging patches for whatever's got to go in. I'm behind with the work, but we're getting there. The runner beans my wife has grown are big and healthy. The next job is to fill a raised bed for some rather nice aubergine pants my wife has raised.

I strimmed the plot today with the association's petrol mower. It leaves your hands popping inside with the vibrations. It makes it look neater though.

I'm off work for the week after next, so hopefully I'll be able to catch up then.

Fallout bunker, no kidding, when was it built? I don't know, maybe you should keep it, if WWIII doesn't happen, we can always hide away our retirement cash.

That's a dance I can do - sitting in a row on the floor and swaying back and forth. The only problem in the old days was the spilt beer and broken glass on the dancefloor.

Not too wet I gather. The tubers might rot in the ground. It's been very warm and dry here this spring, but the taties are doing well.

Ooh, I certainly wouldn't want to be pulling glass from my ar** and wondering how I got it the next morning.
I'm trying to decide what the best size for a baking potato is. I bought some wonderful ones from Costco, about half a foot, they barely had any flavor and were tough as the dickens...took about 3 hours to bake.

I dreamt about Kate Middleton last night in what was probably a treasonable way. Mrs P says it's not my head that needs chopping off! These menages a trois are so difficult at times.

Ah, the princess. I think you should tell Mrs P that you were dreaming about Kate and it was just terrible, she wasn't air brushed in the dream and all of her old acne scars and white heads were showing; so you looked down the isle and a beautiful creature came walking toward you and when you woke up...there she was.

A worthy dream. I just had a vino vision of Claudette Colbert. Gibbon's had it all wrong, I tell you it was Claudette that brought down the Empire! (see below)

"Your a butterfly with the sting of a wasp. Take off your clothes and get in here and tell me all about it"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pNNE_U8GOw


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Okay, have to check this out again; that is a wonderful quote.

"Your a butterfly with the sting of a wasp. Take off your clothes and get in here and tell me all about it"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pNNE_U8GOw


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Take off your clothes and tell me all about it; meanwhile, we'll work on that stinger....hum, I wonder if we missed alittle girl action

[DocHeart]

Take off your clothes and tell me all about it; meanwhile, we'll work on that stinger....hum, I wonder if we missed alittle girl action

Girl action?!

Parker, another one of what the lady's having, when you get a chance.

[The Atheist]

I'll get him to double up all round - seems to be working quite well!

[soundofmusic]

Girl action?!

Parker, another one of what the lady's having, when you get a chance.

I'll get him to double up all round - seems to be working quite well!

Yeah, I think I'm going to need a double tonight gents and a little girl action would be a welcome relief. My daughter checked out Mel Gibsons "The Passion" tonight for our movie night...I didn't get past the part where they hang him over a cliff.....

So, if Claudette Colbert will lose some of that makeup when she goes down in that milk again, I think I could get into this stuff...

[DocHeart]

Crikey. I've just calculated I've smoked 209,875 cigarettes in my life.

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

...So, if Claudette Colbert will lose some of that makeup when she goes down in that milk again, I think I could get into this stuff...

Or you might consider becoming a "Baller Girl" :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLpS4Phe0Wc

btw - is anyone familiar with the tune in the video? I need to get my hands on that.

Crikey. I've just calculated I've smoked 209,875 cigarettes in my life.

Marlboro is looking for a new "man" !! Can you ride a horse?

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Thought I'd share a pic of Gilliatt junior as he was helping clear off the stage following his HS Orchestra concert. photo quality's not the best, it was taken from the back of the auditorium w/ no flash:

[Paulclem]

Or you might consider becoming a "Baller Girl" :

btw - is anyone familiar with the tune in the video? I need to get my hands on that.


I'm completely bewildered by that video. I like the tune too, though I've never heard it before.

Keep the wierd vids coming Gilliatt.

Nice picture of your boy. It's a great thing to be able to make music.

By the way, the "Serious Discussions" thread is becoming a little serious. I see you chaps are keeping out of it. I had a little tinker, but it's a bit pointless I realise. I'd not dipped into the Mozart thread, and so I didn't know what to expect. I'll be joining you chaps in the members only bar later.

[soundofmusic]

Crikey. I've just calculated I've smoked 209,875 cigarettes in my life.

I'll bet you never catch colds, do you? My husband smoked 5 packs a day, never caught a cold. Viruses hate smoky breath, or maybe the lining along the throat is all callouses...

Or you might consider becoming a "Baller Girl" :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLpS4Phe0Wc

btw - is anyone familiar with the tune in the video? I need to get my hands on that.


Marlboro is looking for a new "man" !! Can you ride a horse?

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Thought I'd share a pic of Gilliatt junior as he was helping clear off the stage following his HS Orchestra concert. photo quality's not the best, it was taken from the back of the auditorium w/ no flash:

I think I like the little mermaid girls swimming around in the fish tanks in bars better.

Yes, young Gilliatt is quite adorable...talent too, take some of Gilliatts dna too Parker...

By the way, the "Serious Discussions" thread is becoming a little serious. I see you chaps are keeping out of it. I had a little tinker, but it's a bit pointless I realise. I'd not dipped into the Mozart thread, and so I didn't know what to expect. I'll be joining you chaps in the members only bar later.

You don't say...I have to get over there! Every time I've been they're discussing the same stuff they were 3 years ago. Speking of profound discussions, where is our Jocky....and why hasn't Mark come back to tell us a joke?

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...type=1&theater Somebody said Jocky was spending the day at South Beach in Miami

[The Atheist]

Crikey. I've just calculated I've smoked 209,875 cigarettes in my life.

Enough to make a trail from New York to Beijing.

Less after they've been smoked.

Thought I'd share a pic of Gilliatt junior as he was helping clear off the stage following his HS Orchestra concert. photo quality's not the best, it was taken from the back of the auditorium w/ no flash:

Good grief - I'm guessing he takes after mom!

I'll bet you never catch colds, do you? My husband smoked 5 packs a day, never caught a cold. Viruses hate smoky breath, or maybe the lining along the throat is all callouses...

He must've just been lucky, as any nurse on a non-surgical ward will tell you.

I think I like the little mermaid girls swimming around in the fish tanks in bars better.

There's just something about mermaids...

Somebody said Jocky was spending the day at South Beach in Miami

By the way, the "Serious Discussions" thread is becoming a little serious.

Why do I get the impression that those threads pop up in droves around the time the loony-bin has a few day-release passes being handed out?