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    This is the kind of English up with which I will not put.

    I hope this finds you fine, as it leaves me ok.

    Show him the shovels and ask him to take his pick.

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    I think, therefor I am... afraid of Chuck Norris.
    I am swimming through the ashes of the bridges I have burned.

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    Samuel Goldwyn: A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on.
    Include me out
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    I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam
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    Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.
    I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. ~ William Blake

    Captivity is consciousness,
    So's liberty. ~ Emily Dickinson

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    I'll take the job.

    *emphatic salute*

    Potato salad!
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    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. --Groucho Marx

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    Never be afraid to say what you're thinkin', unless of course you ain't thinkin'

    Sarah Palin

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    The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

    An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.

    ‘Yes! I’m me, I am careful and logical and I look up things I don’t understand! When I hear people use the wrong words I get edgy! I am good with cheese. I read books fast! I think! And I always have a piece of string! That’s the kind of person I am!’ (Tiffany Aching)

    Terry Pratchett. And there's SOOOO many more!

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    I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

    - Will Shriner

    This makes me laugh every time I read it.

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    I'm a rockstar... i'm paid to be selfish - Noel Gallagher

    I don't know anything about music. In my line of work, you don't have to. - Elvis

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    I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my desk - Robert Bloch
    Before sunlight can shine through a window, the blinds must be raised - American Proverb

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    I don't care about what they say about me, as long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

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    "Fat Tony is a cancer upon Springfield! And I am the, uh, whatever cures cancer."
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    From The Simpsons

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Pilgrim View Post
    I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

    - Will Shriner

    This makes me laugh every time I read it.
    Haha that's great, what a topic.

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