Originally Posted by prendrelemick
ooh, ah, there must have been a large verticle crack on the camera lens
Would that self-assfacement?
So that wasn't you in Pauls shed, nor your kilt on his floor? Then I guess this isn't your wallet full of bills I found next to the kilt either
No way, I believe it may have been Mick's he is worn out by the sheep and all that lambing. As to the wallet it could be mine, you never know there is a lot goes on in sheds that is never mentioned. What Paul gets up to with fallen kilts is none of my business, I just hope he is teaching rich thickos how to wangle there way to Oxbridge. Duh
So that wasn't you in Pauls shed, nor your kilt on his floor? Then I guess this isn't your wallet full of bills I found next to the kilt either
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
A yorkshireman and his wallet are rarely separated.
So thats where you've been. A man in a kilt, in purdah, I can see how that could happen. I hope you will still have time for us in your struggle for independence Jocky - couldn't you at least wait till we've nicked all the oil!
On second thoughts, sod the oil, just keep sending the whisky.
Last edited by prendrelemick; 05-11-2011 at 02:21 AM.
I think the Scottish election result reflected the good work done by Alex Salmond and the S.N.P. rather than any popular desire for independence. I am afraid divorce is not on the cards just yet.I hope you will still have time for us in your struggle for independence Jocky - couldn't you at least wait till we've nicked all the oil!
On second thoughts, sod the oil, just keep sending the whisky.
The mere thought of exporting our whisky sends a shiver down my spine but unlike oil it will never run out.
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
Alas the rich thickos won't have me. i didn't go to the right school. Thornes House comprehensive in Wakefield was having strikes/ riots by the kids in my first year there. We in the top band were in the classroom murdering French with our thick accents and refusal to pronounce ou properly, whilst the other classes were running around the school, avoiding teachers, giving raucous interviews to the press and having fun.No way, I believe it may have been Mick's he is worn out by the sheep and all that lambing. As to the wallet it could be mine, you never know there is a lot goes on in sheds that is never mentioned. What Paul gets up to with fallen kilts is none of my business, I just hope he is teaching rich thickos how to wangle there way to Oxbridge. Duh
Thanks to my ability to mimic voices, I ended up with what I'm assured is an upper-class French accent.
Which goes nicely with my lower-class English one!
Is that if the sport is boat-races with whisky?
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
Ah wee paul, je connais exactement quelle vous est ditting.
Wee. ( I can hear Eric Ostlethwaite's Dad in that pronunciation). Je suis Monsieur Pomme-de-Terre.
My French now is from the Eddie Izzard Book of French.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1sQkEfAdfY
Welcome back Jocky!
I'm not complaining about your exports.
I am familiar with some Cajun French. Here's a sampling:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3wuS...eature=related
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Cheers Gilliatt, here is some Cajun from one of my favourite films, enjoy.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sP5RJHuUBg
Last edited by jocky; 05-14-2011 at 12:47 AM.
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
About as discernible as our Yorkshire French.
I don't know whether it is just bad luck; but I haven't ever met a man who was easily separated from his wallet. I find the only way is too ply them with liquor, put them to bed, promise them a night of wild antics, then make off with their trunks when they are snoring away the next morning, though usually, the belt buckle clinking gives you away....A yorkshireman and his wallet are rarely separated.
So thats where you've been. A man in a kilt, in purdah, I can see how that could happen. I hope you will still have time for us in your struggle for independence Jocky - couldn't you at least wait till we've nicked all the oil!
On second thoughts, sod the oil, just keep sending the whisky.
Which reminds me, where does a man keep his wallet when he wears a kilt?I think the Scottish election result reflected the good work done by Alex Salmond and the S.N.P. rather than any popular desire for independence. I am afraid divorce is not on the cards just yet.
The mere thought of exporting our whisky sends a shiver down my spine but unlike oil it will never run out.
Then come to america, we say ou ...owww....and all we want is a fellow who knows how to use a french spade.
What do we use the whiskey for, to drink or to start the engines?Thanks to my ability to mimic voices, I ended up with what I'm assured is an upper-class French accent.
Which goes nicely with my lower-class English one!
Is that if the sport is boat-races with whisky?
Haha, Did you ever see that Cajun chef on television, I loved him.
You talkin bout Jussin Wilsuhn? ..."Hi yall are?"
My mother and used to watch this guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX3Y27LXFYw
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Haha! Different sort of boat races.
The guys line up sitting cross-legged on the floor, behind each other, just like a rowing eight.
The first one drinks his glass dry, slamming it down when empty, which is the start for #2, and so on.
Great fun when you're about 18.
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
Did you ever do that rowing dance with the Gap Band?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N19NmO3NP4
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