Yep, going by the evidence of Lorena Bobbit, I think most likely the former.
Certainly more emphatic than boiling the rabbit.
Yep, going by the evidence of Lorena Bobbit, I think most likely the former.
Certainly more emphatic than boiling the rabbit.
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
However, every cloud has a silver lining.
According to some lads I was discussing this with yesterday, John Wayne Bobbit's apendage was so enhanced by the reattaching procedure he was able to pursue a career in the adult entertainment industry
Right enough Mick, it is always darkest before dawn. The aforesaid Mr Douglas could have a glittering career ahead as the lead Coloraturo soprano with the Newcastle Ladies Operatic Society.Originally Posted by prendrelemick
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
That is true, although how well it performed under pressure, I couldn't say, not watching American adult comedies.
In the current case, I suspect jocky's a lot closer to the mark:
The aforesaid Mr Douglas could have a glittering career ahead as the lead Coloraturo soprano with the Newcastle Ladies Operatic Society.
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
I'm crestfallen, or do we Americans need more to make our testosterone rise...the girl didn't even take off her clothes
Haha,They claimed they sewed them right back; now whether they do their job properly may be another thing.
I would have loved to see all those police hunting for Johns willie in the middle of the street...
Did you ever see pictures of that thing after they fixed it...hideous; looked like badly packed link sausage. The only women who would want to see that are the sort that would sleep with quasimoto
Speaking of women of easy virtue. The other day I was replenishing my veterinary supplies, and did a google search for Plaster of Paris Bandages. Up popped an article entitled- "Paris Hilton, Bondage." Marvellous thing this Internet .
How not to explain the birds and bees to your son
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9_kTOgjT3E
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
Haha!
That is exactly why my kids don't do searches unaided.
It's funny because it's how most parents approach the subject - badly, and too late. My kids have caused many old-fashioned looks to be directed at me thanks to something one of my little ones has said in public.
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
It's always a nice surprise to be looking up something mundane and have a naked woman pop up. A couple of times, though, wierd stuff popped up: children in bathtubs or S&M with hairy, obese people
I remember when I found out at 10 where babies come from. My mother told me to keep it to myself; ARe you kidding...everybody has to know this
Blabbed it to my little friend at church, "My mother wouldn't do that!" Mom got a call from the pastor the next day and I couldn't play with my best friend anymore.
Times were tough all over.
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
Wonderful clip, Jocky. It does amaze me sometimes how oblivious people are to the impossibility of them being a childs father. One fellow in my neighborhood is a pale blond who was out of the area until his girlfriend was 4 months pregnant, she is very religious however; so he thought nothing out of the ordinary when she presented him with a black baby
Just been looking at some PC jokes, don't you just love 'em, and here's one which the PC brigade might find ageist. ( is there really such a word?)
An 80 year-old man goes to his doctor for his annual check-up. A week later, the doctor sees him walking down the High Street with a stunning blonde on his arm. She can't be a day over 25. The old boy sees the doctor and walks over. "Hello, doc," he says. "I did what you told me: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.' " "But that's not what I said," replies the doctor. "I told you: 'You've got a heart murmur, be careful.'"
"L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.
"Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.
Nice!
And in the sad news department, we're sending the sun up your way for the next six months.
Jocky will no doubt appreciate the change!
<<<< hates southern autumnal equinox
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
About a year later he's back at the doctors with his new wife- the very same stunning blonde.
"Doctor, we are planning to have a baby, can you give us some advice."
" At your age" says the Doctor, "Your best bet is to take in a lodger"
Eight months later the doctor sees him in the High Street with his very pregnant wife.
The doctor congratulated them, and asked "Did you get a lodger in then?"
"Ah did doctor." the man winked, "and she's pregnant too."
Bernard Manning would be so proud.
I'm not sure that this should be on the Bloke's Thread, because it's from a women's comedy sketchshow...
However....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PfhFM7aRQw
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