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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW5_4gZ0Jn4&feature=fvsr

    ....once, all of man were vegetarians...and then..... Just kidding; loved this movie, all blood and breasts....actually, more breasts than blood...

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    I don't know, I've begun to notice that since men have been trying to become sensitive for their women folk; they have also increased the irrational behavior.
    That has just got to stop.
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

    Anon

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    Just popping in for a quick one (drink that is) and to let you blokes know I'm still around.

    Atheist,
    What's the latest out of Christchurch?

    Jocky,
    I'll have you know that Bartok left his calling card on my windshield a couple days ago.
    It took muriatic acid, a putty knife and half an hour to clear it off !!

    Gg
    "Mongo only pawn in game of life" - Mongo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRma7PDW10

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    Atheist,
    What's the latest out of Christchurch?
    About 200 dead and 10-20,000 out of their homes, which will likely need to be pulled down.

    All seems to be ok now, as the biggest story is the lack of chemical toilets. It appears that nobody in Christchurch owns a spade.

    The real trouble will come when we have to pay for fixing it up as we're broke!
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

    Anon

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW5_4gZ0Jn4&feature=fvsr

    ....once, all of man were vegetarians...and then..... Just kidding; loved this movie, all blood and breasts....actually, more breasts than blood...


    Not even a single Oscar nomination! They should have a catogory for best gratuitous scene involving bikini clad actresses .

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    This is the movie for you, mick:

    http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi177473049/
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

    Anon

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    I'm lost for words.


    Meanwhile you kiwis have been upsetting those nice Ukrainian feminists I see.


    http://www.allvoices.com/contributed...fe-competition
    Last edited by prendrelemick; 03-09-2011 at 04:22 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post


    I'm lost for words.


    Meanwhile you kiwis have been upsetting those nice Ukrainian feminists I see.


    http://www.allvoices.com/contributed...fe-competition
    I'm all for freedom of speech and expression. I think it is the crowning glory of Western Civilisations and should be encouraged.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    That has just got to stop.
    My friend is dating a sensitive man; he talks about babies and diapers for 2 hours at friday barbe, followed by a *****ing session of what his 2 wives did to him over 20 years
    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    Just popping in for a quick one (drink that is) and to let you blokes know I'm still around

    Jocky,
    I'll have you know that Bartok left his calling card on my windshield a couple days ago.
    It took muriatic acid, a putty knife and half an hour to clear it off !!

    Gg
    Good to see you; which reminds me, I have to put a new screen up before the buggers take over my roof. It used to be terrible listening to them make love all night

    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    Not even a single Oscar nomination! They should have a catogory for best gratuitous scene involving bikini clad actresses .
    Yeah, and they were class A breasts too, had a good deal of bounce, all on a front angle, none of that jumping to the side stuff...

    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    This is the movie for you, mick:

    http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi177473049/
    I see I'm going to have to break my rule about not eating anything fuzzy with soft eyes...those creatures numbers have to be taken down haha.

    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post


    I'm lost for words.


    Meanwhile you kiwis have been upsetting those nice Ukrainian feminists I see.


    http://www.allvoices.com/contributed...fe-competition
    Wow, why don't they protests like that in the states...of course, our females are mostly heavy weights...

    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    I'm all for freedom of speech and expression. I think it is the crowning glory of Western Civilisations and should be encouraged.
    Here, Here...The only thing I can add to that is that men should be equal opportunity protestors....

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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post


    I'm lost for words.
    Thought you might like that one!

    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    Meanwhile you kiwis have been upsetting those nice Ukrainian feminists I see.
    I find myself agreeing fully with those brave women - the contest is sexist and disgraceful.

    It is merely coincidence that I'm flying to Ukraine to join the protest tonight!

    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    I'm all for freedom of speech and expression. I think it is the crowning glory of Western Civilisations and should be encouraged.
    Haha! I've been discussing it lately and I said much the same to a couple of rabid feminists as I just said to Mick and it was not well received.

    Those chicks are the best thing to happen to feminism since Germaine Greer finally achieved orgasm.

    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    My friend is dating a sensitive man; he talks about babies and diapers for 2 hours at friday barbe, followed by a *****ing session of what his 2 wives did to him over 20 years
    Oh, that's sickening. I'd put a link, but it is so NFSW - or anywhere else - that I thought I'd best not.

    Just search YouTube for Ronnie Johns Chopper and it'll be the first video.

    Get that bloke to watch it. His name's not Stefan is it?

    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

    Anon

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    Do you chaps and Ladies think that the person who filled up the shelves in the Poundshop a few weeks ago did this on purpose?


    [IMG][/IMG]


    The next time I went in had been changed, or perhaps the Pope had sold well.

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    Hahaa! Classic.

    That's certainly how I'd have had them.
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

    Anon

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    I'm curious about the "arse angling" dvd on the left.
    "If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia."
    - Margaret Atwood

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrphanPip View Post
    I'm curious about the "arse angling" dvd on the left.
    Good spot Pip. (what he does with his rod and tackle should be no one's buisness but his own.)
    Last edited by prendrelemick; 03-11-2011 at 08:03 AM.

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    Here's a blast from the past.


    The year is 1983.

    Breakfast TV started on the BBC.
    The Austin Maestro was launched.
    The One pound coin was introduced
    Ronald Raygun announced his "star Wars" initiative.
    Maggie Thatcher won the Election in june - and announced swingeing cuts in July.

    Cheryl Cole was born.

    And for the last time, Scotland beat England at Rugby.
    Last edited by prendrelemick; 03-11-2011 at 04:32 AM.

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