I am so glad that it wisnae me that downloaded the Chippendales video. What an embarassment !Mrs Jocky went to see them and I enquired how it went? She said "I had to put a pound coin between my teeth and drop it down the front of one of their shorts" So are they cracked up as good as their reputation ? She looked at me with a flushed face and quietly replied "I don't know I never opened my eyes" You bloody liar, and that's a pound your owe me.
All will become clearer in a few days in France, or maybe not.
King Kenny knows his fitba and if he thinks Andy Carroll is a Liverpool centre forward then that is good enough for me.
Last edited by jocky; 02-03-2011 at 09:10 PM.
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
Last edited by jocky; 02-03-2011 at 09:35 PM.
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
In anticipation of tonights match between Wales and England, here is a reminder of Phil Bennetts inspirational pep talk to his Welsh team mates in 1977;
"Look what the b######s have done to Wales. They've taken our coal, our water, our steel. They buy our houses and they only live in them for a fortnight every 12 months. What have they given us ? Absolutely nothing. We've been exploited, raped, controlled and punished by the English - and that's who you are playing this afternoon. "
Personally speaking I have no preference for who triumphs.![]()
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
Come on England!!!!
A few warm up matches before the world cup.....I wish...
I suppose I ought to support England, but I am almost overcome with apathy.
And my Granny was welsh.
Well done England. Great match.
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
Everybody's granny was Welsh, or Irish - no hedging now.
Thanks Jocky - it was a good match. They ran it close towards the end for. It was good to see Toby having a good game, and Wilkinson's kicking is still spot on. He also made some good solid tackles.
I wonder how the French will do?
Ok no hedging, I'm pleased England won with a goodish performance. I remember young Chris Ashton in his Wigan days, he was always a bit special.
I shall be supporting the brave (though ultimately doomed) Scots in Paris.
That's exactly it, Jocky. If England would "have a go" more often I wouldn't mind them losing. In fact I'd prefer it to a boring win.