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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    Nothing so refined. The Chippendales were a group of male strippers extremely popular with the British females in the 80s and 90s. I believe they may still be on the go. Mick or Paul might be able to download a video of them as I have yet to learn that skill.


    I think we can do without video!

    (I did know who they were; they tour NZ occasionally as well)
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    They always looked a bit greasy to me.

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    Greasy...

    Or oiled?
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    Greasy...

    Or oiled?
    Oiled...bit I prefer to describe them as greasy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    About time too. I have booked your ticket first-class, the champagne is on ice and the Chippendales have agreed to act as cabin crew, they owed me a favour as I have some compromising info on them. Sorry guys, I have splashed out so much cash on Soundos flight you will have to travel economy.
    Thank you Jocky, I've boarded a bit early so I and the boys could enjoy the champagne in the hot tub...they give one heck of a shoulder rub

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    Not quite that old...

    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    A few have the same teeth...and are, a, partners also


    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    They always looked a bit greasy to me.
    That's the Crisco, they want to make sure they can get away when someone without a wallet grabs them...

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    Hi Sounds. The Chippendales were really popular here. Never saw them myself. They filled a niche at the time - several probably...

    Carroll to Liverpool. Torres to Chelsea. I wonder if it will turn out good for them. Good players, but expensive...

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    You wouldn't believe the cost of a male stripper in Montreal, it can cost you upwards of 20 dollars per song for a lap dance. That's twice the price of a female stripper here, outrageous!
    "If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia."
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrphanPip View Post
    You wouldn't believe the cost of a male stripper in Montreal, it can cost you upwards of 20 dollars per song for a lap dance. That's twice the price of a female stripper here, outrageous!
    That is quite odd. I guess supply & demand is the issue, so more men must be shy compared to women.

    Get some Kiwi blokes up there - as rugby players we're used to undressing in front of other guys and cuddling up to them!
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    Perhaps a career change is in order, 20 dollars is 20 dollars. I know all the moves to the Macarena. Though my "alternative" body shape may be an issue.



    I didn't expect Carroll to leave Newcastle, but I suppose he had millions of reasons.
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    There's nothing wrong with a wise old interesting alternative body shape. You could be like the Chippendales living memento mori muttering "I was once like you...you will be like me" at inopportune and compromising moments during the routines. They'll be singing along "Hey...Macarena" with a refrain of "Hey...there's me back gone".

    It'd be a laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    Nothing so refined. The Chippendales were a group of male strippers extremely popular with the British females in the 80s and 90s. I believe they may still be on the go. Mick or Paul might be able to download a video of them as I have yet to learn that skill.
    I'll get the video for you Jocky.
    Let me see if I can get this queued up:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai9IEkYrZQk


    (RIP Patrick and Chris)


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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRma7PDW10

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    Hi Sounds. The Chippendales were really popular here. Never saw them myself. They filled a niche at the time - several probably...

    Carroll to Liverpool. Torres to Chelsea. I wonder if it will turn out good for them. Good players, but expensive...
    Carroll is a good player but I don't know if he can fill the boots of Torres at this stage of his career. Liverpool are having an off season for their standards so they would be looking to rebuild but I would have thought Torres would play a role in that.

    Ah well, good luck to both players and lets see what happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    There's nothing wrong with a wise old interesting alternative body shape. You could be like the Chippendales living memento mori muttering "I was once like you...you will be like me" at inopportune and compromising moments during the routines. They'll be singing along "Hey...Macarena" with a refrain of "Hey...there's me back gone".

    It'd be a laugh.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    I'll get the video for you Jocky.
    Let me see if I can get this queued up:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai9IEkYrZQk


    (RIP Patrick and Chris).






    Eh, you need cheering up on days like this. Turmoil in Egypt, storms in Australia. And worse, Heidi the cross eyed Opossum has fallen into the clutches of the nutritionists - she's been put on a low fat diet.
    http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...+opossum&meta=

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    To continue with this theme of showing up our aged physical inadequacies, and how time has bent and wearied us -it's the 6 nations start tomorrow!!

    Will you chaps be watching?

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    I'll be keeping a friendly eye on things, with a view to the RWC which now only months away!

    Not that I think any NH team has a dog's show of taking the cup for only its second trip north. They should've made the trophy upside down.

    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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