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    I Plant a Flower On Each and Every Planet
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I will marry a thousand women a day
    And my great skyscraper will explode a million comets into each and every wife
    As billions of people procreate a giant symphony around me
    And my children will wave to me from all the planets
    And then my children will create Art Nouveau with all those who are not my children
    And my poetry will swim to the middle of the universe
    And the universe will become pregnant from my words
    And the universe will explode and give birth to millions of more universes

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Blaga-Bluggin’ the Muppy Mips (on Tuesdays)
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Each line of poetry is connected to 100 million miles of computer code
    Each line of poetry is serviced by thousands of sex robots
    Each poem is bursting with billions of solar systems
    Each word in this poem contains dozens of eyeballs all staring into your brains
    The poem is made out of turning wheels & extraterrestrial sex organs & bright rainbows of artificial intelligence
    And now it’s time for the poem to blow up
    Good-bye!

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    Fwips to Fidoodle the Foopies With
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Everything in the world starts dancing around everything else
    And then everything in the universe starts dancing around everything else
    And all the statues in the parks are now dancing with the people
    Who are all dancing naked in the streets
    Of cities that are all swirling & flying around each other
    And as buildings fly around your head
    And as your giant penis swirls around the solar system
    You get on your knees
    And start sucking the **** of Michelangelo’s David

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Skyscrapers of Poetry
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My poems are grand temples of sin
    Each line of poetry is a giant tidal wave of solar systems headed towards you
    Poetry that rises up above the skyscrapers
    Poetry as full of life as the oceans & lakes & rivers
    Poetry that beats with the rhythms of a thousand concerts
    Poetry created with billions of hands
    Billions of hands holding paintbrushes & pens & hammers
    To build this poem to gather

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    The Poetry Orchestra of the Universe
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I want to write poetry in hundreds of space alien languages
    I want a thousand construction sites to bang & erupt & bash out of this phrase of poetry
    I want to paint canvases with each & every poem
    I want colors dancing out of the paintings
    I want to write symphonies with words (I have)
    I want to escape this little rock of a planet
    I want to create a new universe
    Inside the human mind

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    A Bang a Bop a Ding!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The train dinged-dinged-dinged into the poem
    And all the passengers on the train
    Hop aboard the poem
    And the poem is carrying the passengers through bouncing-bouncing-words
    And the storm of millions of phrases of poetry is lightning & crashing & thundering out of the Poet’s mind
    And all the passengers of the poem are thrown off into different universes
    And all the millions of poems are flying & crawling & roaming around
    And all the poetry is devouring the planet
    And then the ending of the poem flies into your face

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    The Great Fart Machine
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My own farts smell like the greatest symphonies!
    My farts are a collage of all the world’s cuisines & spices & cities floating up to your nostrils!
    My farts caused spontaneous work stoppages (strikes!) on the docks when I was a dockworker!
    One of my farts was the Big Bang that created the universe!
    When you look up at the night sky you are looking at the glorious creations of one of my farts!
    Beware of the mushroom cloud that may explode out of my ******* one day!
    I deserve the Noble Prize for Flatulence!
    Worship my farts
    As the glorious word
    Of the God of Bootyholes:
    Wolf Larsen!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    A Duet of Cannibalism
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I rip my face off my head, and I give you my face
    Then you rip your face off your head, and you give me your face
    Then our hands begin walking through each other’s brains
    Then both our penises blast off to outer space
    That’s when the Garden of Eden grows out of my crotch
    And New York City is growing out of your crotch
    That’s when we begin playing music together
    And the music is delicious

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    2021
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Today I opened the door to the world
    And the entire world was empty
    All the people had been devoured by time & space
    Giant testicle plants were growing out of the empty storefronts
    Sickly space aliens on street corners were coughing up diseased drumming music
    Police robots filled the skies
    The army was marching through the deserted streets
    Then my number was called
    And I was lined up and shot

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Toosticle - Moosticle - Bllaaadooshickle!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Your pussy is the entrance to 19th-century Europe
    And whenever all the sex robots are jumping out of your pussy
    There’s not enough meowing cats in all the symphony orchestras of the world
    To stop 6 billion oozing brains from melting all over this poem
    Hey! Has anybody seen my testicles?
    I can’t seem to find them!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    A Flute ****ing a Nude Painting
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Tidal wave after tidal wave of insanity is headed your way
    Dark colors are leaping out of the canvas and surrounding your life
    And now you’re drowning in a landscape of erotic buildings & talking testicles & decomposing skies
    Somebody pulls a nuclear submarine out of their butt and hands it to God
    God explodes and becomes zillions of words falling on all the planets
    And the endless new languages throughout the universe
    Are tickling & tickling your brains

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Strawberry Flavored Booty Hole Delicious!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My tongue is Christopher Columbus discovering the magical ocean of your pussy
    But then the poem turns all its thousands of blinkers on!
    The poem roller coasters like a tongue discovering your naked body!
    A bunch of tornadoes are cumming!
    Where’s your belly button?!
    Torpedo!
    10,000 readers swallowed by this line of poetry!
    Bach is going to ride this torpedo straight into your booty hole!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Too Many Wednesdays
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I wasn’t yesterday enough for you
    So I stacked a bunch of tomorrows on your doorstep
    Then we went walking everywhere with our eyeballs
    And now this phrase of poetry is crashing through a thousand solar systems
    So the space aliens start dancing time backwards
    And now Mozart & Beethoven & Neil Armstrong jump out of the Apollo spacecraft
    And Mozart & Beethoven & Neil Armstrong are all hopping all over the moon together

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Lots of Up!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You zipping?
    How you skip off the planet like that?
    You lost your verbs?
    I snorting so much of your brains up my nose…
    That I can’t even hold up the moon right!
    Penis music!
    What you do with all that asteroid jism in your apartment?
    You like to do some abstract expressionism with Michelangelo’s David in Boystown?

    Copyright 20121 by Wolf Larsen

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    “Freedom”
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    The freedom to live under a bridge
    The freedom to spend your life in a jail cell
    The freedom to be locked up in a concentration camp if you’re an immigrant
    The freedom to join the Army when there’s no jobs
    The freedom to work for peanuts when there are jobs
    The freedom to acquire endless student debt trying to get skills for a better job
    The freedom to be shot by the police
    The freedom to go without medical care because you can’t afford it
    Freedom to choose which party of whores will represent you in the halls of power
    Freedom to decide whether a white man or a black woman will push the atomic button

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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