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    Trump & Biden ****ing Each Other Up the ***?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    It’s a punk rock Penis!
    It’s a tomorrow more wonderful than a political speech to wipe your *** with!
    Do you love the-and-down words as much as a good ****?
    Because what about a reggae-orgasm-itch-itch-itch?
    You have four legs?
    I give you four legs!
    Even if the subway trains are too drunk with too many yesterdays!
    I’m orgasmic!
    You have some blue sky to give me?

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    Wolf the Barbarian - Wolf the Emperor - Wolf the God!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Poetry did not exist until I took up the pen
    Every day I make love to the English language
    The rhythm of my heart beating is the rhythm of poetry
    The melody of my sword my pen my paintbrush slashing across everything
    Is the melody of poetry
    I Wolf Larsen am an insane God that rules over the land of poetry
    The words in my ballsack will be the greatest words ever born
    The empty page opens its legs to my words
    Like Europe opening its legs to Attila the Hun
    Like the Chinese Empire opening its legs to the hordes of Genghis Khan
    Like the falling Roman Empire opening its legs to the invading German barbarians
    I am Wolf the barbarian
    And poetry is pregnant with me

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Too Much Deodorant in My Sunshine!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A superduper clop went bweeeeep!
    Because you ran out of sunlight
    Or did the planet Earth blow up again?
    Are the sex robots on strike - again?
    And what happened to bare feet monologues about whether to vote for poo-poo or doo-doo?
    Can you hide your brains?
    Just once!
    Hey, you been to today yet?
    Not me!
    I have armpits!
    Do you have enough insanity to understand me yet?
    Get some insanity!
    110% off!
    It’s a sale!
    Sunshine!

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    I Opened a Banana and There Was a Penis Inside! Yum!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Let’s fly phrases of poetry around each other!
    Let’s jump on phrases of poetry and fly them to outer space!
    Jump into oceans of poetry!
    Let’s travel on a supersonic penis through the Italian Renaissance!
    Everybody should jump into their toilets now and swim to the heaven of poetry!
    Nude poetry that’s finger-lickin’ good!
    Let’s all capsize the North American continent together!
    You goin’ to hell tonight?
    Have fun!

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    I Honor You With a Poem
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    How could there be a god in the sky if I walk the earth?
    My sculptures of poetry -
    Made with the world’s finest jism -
    Are skyscrapers of delight!
    I conduct all the world’s orchestras as they simultaneously play my poetry together
    My mind is a factory where a thousand paintings are created every second
    The English language was honored with my birth
    And the world’s husbands
    Are honored by my immaculate conceptions swelling in their wives’ tummies

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    Jump! Slide! Up!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The phrase of poetry runs around the lake and jumps over the mountain
    And the phrase of poetry lands on stage and dances a thousand solar systems with all the ballet dancers
    And the ballet dancers do a psychotic painting with the music
    Before the phrase of poetry explodes into thousands of other phrases of poetry
    That all becomes thousands & thousands of galaxies dancing around the reader
    To the beat of the hands-on-drums and the hands-on-drums and the hands-on-drums

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Happy Happy to Everybody!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So the Empire State building is hanging from this man’s crotch
    And the Eiffel Tower is hanging from this other man’s crotch
    And the two of them are dancing together under the delirious sunshine
    And all the world’s statues are dancing around the two men
    And the music is a swirling 360° wave of schizophrenia
    Being played by 5000 buttocks with hands attached
    Doing bizarre things to bizarre instruments
    While the 4 Presidents of Mount Rushmore sing a chorus of anal sex together
    All conducted by a transvestite Kubla Khan using Adolf Hitler’s castrated three-inch white pride as a baton
    And then the planet Earth crashes into a huge dildo floating in outer space
    And then everybody lives happily ever after in the huge anus caves of space aliens

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Sex is Growing Out of Everything! Oh No!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Working-class men are running amok everywhere with their Dicks hanging out
    While bourgeois feminists & born-agains with their friend-in-the-sky
    Have a protest against sex
    Meanwhile, I’m reaching into my head and pulling out tornadoes
    And all the bourgeois feminist Karens & born-agains in my balls
    Are swimming around the two universes of the cosmos
    While the orgy of humanity splashing out of this page
    Sends the bourgeois feminist Karens & born-agains fleeing back to England on the Mayflower
    And now it’s lots of ****ing in the streets
    From sea-to-shining-sea

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    Beethoven Urinating in an Alleyway
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The music jumps out of everything
    The music notes flying around you
    Are screaming to be turned into symphonies & poems & paintings
    Then your falling teardrops land on the page and form words
    And a thousand smiles grow out of the words
    And poems screech at you from every alleyway & passing face & decrepit condemned building
    An ocean of poetry bursts from your mind
    Before you spit out your brains upon the world

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    A Thousand Years of Madness
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My music is planets exploding throughout the universe
    The musical notes dance with the naked women
    The naked women’s movements create the rhythms of poetry
    These rhythms of poetry dancing off the page
    And up into the reader’s eyes
    And the reader’s eyes see the page turn into deserts & forests & oceans
    The Poet’s madness echoes through the reader’s brains
    The Poet’s laughter echoing and echoing through the reader’s brains
    As the reader walks for a thousand years through his own brains

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    A Polish Space Alien
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A testicle building with flying saucers
    A Penis with philosophical training in blah-blah-blah
    A musical instrument that plays blah-blah-blah
    A person that’s really a robot in disguise
    A blue sky made out of musical mayonnaise
    A person with 5000 mouths talking all the time
    A very artistic Penis with lots of Europe on its mind
    A poem that prefers to be a sculpture
    A sculpture that wants to be music
    Music that wants to be sex
    A poem that would prefer not to end

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    A Beautiful Insane Day
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So I pull out my pen and I start pissing a poem all over the page
    And then I spit a bunch of bright colors all over the universe
    And now all the planets are breathing with life
    Because I am the Grand Buttocks of Bootylicious (thank you to space alien scrotum delight!)
    And now it’s time to dance to the words flying out of everything everywhere
    You eat your poetry today?

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    Bridgeport to the Other Side of the Universe
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    It was a neighborhood of zombie symphonies
    It was a neighborhood where all our nightmares came true
    And the railroad tracks sang their rhythms
    And the factories churned out sunrises & sunsets
    To the rhythms of heart attacks & births & stabbings
    A big drunken apocalypse of Saturday nights
    All crashing into other solar systems
    Until East was North and North was death

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    A Giant Blue & Green Whorehouse Called Earth
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All the screaming gargoyles in my Balzac want to sing you a love poem
    All the fish in the sea want to go swimming through your vagina
    All the world’s feminists & born-agains want to castrate this Poet
    But this Poet is bouncing & bouncing around the world on a giant-magical-bouncing-testicle
    And the planet Earth is an even bigger testicle bouncing & bouncing around in God’s crotch
    (God’s other testicle is the giant face of Alfred E Newman)
    And now all the world’s herpes sores on everybody’s penis is singing a Wagnerian opera together
    As the blueberry ice cream of the sky
    Melts all over the reader

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Delicious Yummy Yum Yum!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Let’s eat the moon!
    Let’s make orgies in outer space!
    Spill your brains everywhere!
    Everywhere is now!
    Everything rhythms everywhere!
    Dance with giant tomorrows!
    Fill the sky with more sky!
    Lift the planet Earth up & down as you sing!
    Sing with too much yesterday!
    Sing with too much tomorrow!
    Bang endless tomorrows together in yes yes rhythms!
    End the poem with too much yes!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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