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    Bootily - Bop!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I sit here in my smelly-sweaty underwear
    Creating apocalypses with my words
    While the piano is a storm crashing through everything
    All the readers drowning in wave after wave of imagery
    As everything ceases to exist
    And the world howls out of the poem

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Your Feet Taste Like Chicken
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    It’s a polka-reggae-opera
    That tastes like laughter
    With cubist blow jobs to all the architecture dancing everywhere
    With gunshots and psycho symphonies
    That taste like bellybuttons dripping with whiskey
    As you smoke polka-reggae-opera
    And play the piano of masturbation
    And now you’re ejaculating your political speeches everywhere

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Blubba - Badubba - Dabubbly!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My art movement is Cannibalism
    Splashing paint & words & sexual juices in a pot of insanity that I serve to you
    You and I dance a tango of gunshots & lots of sex dripping everywhere
    My penis ejaculates impressionism & fauvism & futurism into all your minds
    And in your mind everything grows with the afternoon sun
    Until your mind explodes with the universe landing everywhere

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    Do You Want to Lick My insanity?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My insanity tastes great with eggs
    And whirlwinds of whiskey flying around you
    As you snort the Italian Renaissance up your nose
    Because Antonin Dvorak stabs you over & over again with skyscrapers
    And then we build this ugly line of poetry with architectural brutalism
    I love you with all my bellybuttons!

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    Let’s Eat Them! Let’s Eat Them All!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A bunch of asses & elephants came over on the Mayflower
    And the asses & elephants founded a red-white-&-blue prison state on the North American continent
    A red-white-&-blue prison state built on the graves of the Native American peoples
    And while Uncle Sam & the Statue of Liberty eat out each other’s ***
    The feminists & born-agains launch the New Inquisition
    And now books are burning throughout the land
    And while the war profiteers, asses, & elephants sing “Over there! Over there!”
    American bombs are falling from the sky on countries across the world
    And while the white liberals & black nationalists tell hungry Americans to eat “white privilege”
    The Klu Klux Kockroaches tell hungry Americans to eat “white pride”
    Oh! We’re so hungry!
    Let’s eat them!
    Let’s eat them all!
    Yummy!
    Yummy yummy yummy!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Last edited by WolfLarsen; 03-16-2021 at 10:53 AM. Reason: Forgot my knife & fork!
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    Summer In March
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The first poem written on a park bench this year
    Is a poem made out of question marks & human skin & birds singing for sex
    As the flying birds fly from the moon to your head
    And the ambulance sirens still screeching with the musical sounds of the pandemic
    And the Canadian geese eating all the verbs & nouns & adjectives growing out of the ground
    Then the geese **** poetry everywhere
    As the rhythms of gunshots begin the symphony of spring
    As the ladies show off bellybuttons & legs & decolletage
    Like sex flowers blooming everywhere

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    I Ate Your Dog
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    What words to throw into the poem?
    What spices of gunshots & tornadoes & Seurat to add?
    Should I **** the poem up the *** with Picasso’s paintbrush?
    Or should I **** myself up the *** with the Roman Army?
    Or should we all spend the afternoon living inside of Romare Bearden’s “The Dove”?
    It’s a beautiful summer day in Chicago in early March
    Maybe the flames of hell will be laughing across California again this summer?

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Poet, Park Bench, Sunshine
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I hide the poem in a thousand anuses
    And as the birds sing the ending of the human race
    I masturbate with words all afternoon
    Until I’ve written 100 symphonies splashing with words & colors
    And I **** my apocalyptic collages all over the world
    Until magical dinosaurs eat the entire universe
    And we all sleep like babies in our graves

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    Sirens & Wind & Rain
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A building jumps out of your head
    Then hundreds of buildings jump out of your hands
    And your penis gets entangled with all the skyscrapers on the skyline
    And your jism is falling all over the city
    Then the violin slashes through a hundred years
    And the paintbrush splashes exploding volcanoes & flying meteors & abstract expressionism everywhere
    And now the poem has cum

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    Trampoline Sex With Space Aliens
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Your belly is growing with space satellites & classical music & lust
    After a night of Star Wars & sunsets & flying spermatozoa
    And the stormy rhythms of Beethoven’s blowjobs
    Makes the buildings all dance to disco music
    As a transvestite Beethoven conducts the Chicago Sex Orchestra
    In playing the great Pornographic Symphony in E Minor
    Until all the neon brains of the Hare Krishnas explode with mushroom clouds

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    Eyeballs In All the Walls
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Dawn is crashing through the poem
    While the sky is disappearing the city
    The Impressionists are painting the world all over again
    Flowers & vaginas & erect penises are all singing together that spring is here
    A rain of verbs & nouns & adjectives is falling all over the land
    And churches & symphonies & skyscrapers are growing out of the land
    While all our naked bodies begin dancing the Rite of Spring in the streets together

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    My Tongue Doing the Tango Between Your Legs
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I eat the luscious pussy of Claude Debussy’s music
    My tongue is a violin giving all the listeners giant female orgasms
    Giant female orgasms that are splashing on canvas after canvas
    In painting after painting of musical notes crashing everywhere
    As my penis plays the beautiful female body of the cello
    With soft strokes of hard genius
    That wins the applause of all the naked angels in heaven

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    Doomba - Plappphhh - Woooooo!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The skyscrapers love you
    The flying dogs & the flying skyscrapers spin around you & around you
    Until the sidewalk is jumping from Mars to the moon & then Saturn
    And you’re eating all the tasty adjectives
    That are falling out of the paintings of Hieronymus Bosch & Peter Bruegel
    And then Hieronymus Bosch & Peter Bruegel drive up in an 18 wheeler truck
    And they tell you to hop aboard

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Impossible Songs for a Fart Machine
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I want the Middle Ages of Europe served to me in a hamburger
    I want songs that erect buildings
    I want erections that sing opera
    I want the Italian Renaissance spurting out of the sun
    I want to masturbate the Roman Empire
    I want your black skin & breasts & pussy to be my Picasso
    I want to be both a battering ram destroying the old world
    And a rising construction crane building a new world

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    You Padoopy - Ha ha ha Ha Goooong Doink!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All I want to do is paint everything into existence
    I want a thousand minds pouring into every line of poetry
    I want to be King of a primitive primate called man
    Because I am the greatest space alien
    I will make construction cranes create art a thousand stories tall
    I will rearrange all the galaxies of the universe with my bare hands
    And my poetry & my spermatozoa & all of the solar systems of the universe will be a delicious collage
    That I will shove down your throat
    Bon appetit

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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