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    Stock Market Gerbil in Your Subway Tunnel
    Now with New Improved Naked Polka dot People!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You want some verbs to eat?
    Dance with some Italian Renaissance?
    Where’s the up-and-down when you need it?
    How about giant sexual genitalia from the 19th century in the sky?
    But you Art Deco skyscraper those booty holes with cocaine energy!
    How about some fauvist-disco-music-color-factory
    Surrounding your universe
    And giving you some smiling shotgun blasts…

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    The Up and Down Mazes of You
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    We are human strawberries together
    We jump back-and-forth between erotic tomorrows and penis yesterdays
    Our poetry drips with sunlight
    While the flute hops & skips through a million impossibilities
    And the Poet snorts all the adjectives & verbs & nouns up his nose
    And the yesterdays & tomorrows run around and around each other
    While the Poet runs naked throughout the centuries
    As He sings with all the howling dogs of heaven & hell

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen


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    Jippy – Hi! – Bops!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I paint the blue sky with music
    And now the music in the sky is throwing thunderstorms at you
    That’s when you grab a thought out of somebody else’s head
    And you ride that thought around & around all the planets
    And now flying birds & words & crashing seas of laughter
    Are all flooding out of the thousands of faces
    That are rolling and rolling around you
    As you grab a paintbrush
    To paint another poem

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    Zoooorrrooommppphhh!!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Paul Gauguin is painting the pornography of ancient Rome in splashing orgies of color
    Joan Miro is painting the sun & stars & moon rolling around and around
    In a symphony that’s being conducted by Stravinsky
    And all the painting & symphonies & everything else in the universe is dripping with words
    Words that jump out of the universe like fish
    Words & images & sounds fermenting and fermenting in our imaginations
    Until our imaginations are drooling out of our mouths
    As we all speak huge collages to each other
    And then the poetry & the flute go dancing off to the Middle Ages together

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    The Restaurant of Beautiful Nightmares
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    Our specials are strawberries over Cubist nightmares
    Bourgeois pig rotisserie with a savory sauce of colorful fauvist jism
    From the delicious paintbrush of Andre Derain
    Fried 100 story skyscrapers over a bed of rice
    In a restaurant with paintings of your naked wife all over the walls
    With a naked Caligula as your waiter
    At the surrounding tables sit space aliens & sex robots & Charles Manson clones
    All stuffing tornadoes into their mouths
    And drinking distilled alcoholic piss pouring from the musical instrument between God’s legs
    For dessert we have mushroom clouds

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Eyeballs for Breakfast
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    We return to a world that no longer exists
    Where everything is as empty as the day before we were conceived
    But salt & pepper all over that sentimental dead cat in a pan stuff!
    Why don’t we dig into each other’s heads with shovels
    And pull out all the singing birds in each other’s heads?
    Or should we take a big bulldozer and flip the blue sky over?
    You got any eyeballs to give me?

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Bleep them Blops!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Beethoven with his AK-47 is shooting musical notes at a hurricane
    A bunch of sex robots jump out of the hurricane and begin butt ****ing the sexy sheep
    Then Beethoven snorts a bunch of cartoon characters up his nose
    And Mozart is smoking opium with all the sex robots
    While the sexy sheep play video games with space aliens across the universe
    That’s when God begins ejaculating a virtual reality into everyone’s minds
    And reality & fantasy & virtual reality all begin giving each other blow jobs
    On a giant testicle floating in the universe of a poem

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Hurricane Wolf Larsen is Cumming!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I **** you with a song
    I impregnate you with musical notes
    My spermatozoa are spaceships
    My poetry is a sledgehammer smashing everything
    My thoughts are a 360° symphony of knife-slashes & falling skyscrapers & orgies with nuns
    I take out my Dick and I piss all over normality
    I am as crazy as all the madmen in my balls
    Who are all waiting for the next open-legged married woman
    I want to **** thousands of wives tonight
    In an arena filled with husbands watching & masturbating
    And ejaculating the poetry in their balls all over each other

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    My Pen the Great Liberator
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    I arrive in heaven on a flying testicle machine
    Then I walk up to God sitting on his throne as I sing the praises of the buttocks of the Booty Booty Kingdom
    And in Gregorian chants God recites to me His sacred recipe for crack-cocaine
    Then the glorious chorus of cocaine whores & crack addicts sing the joys of crack-cocaine
    That’s when I chop off God’s head with my giant pen
    And I the Poet sit on the heavenly throne covered with God’s dripping blood
    As Picasso & Attila the Hun & Dizzy Gillespie pull out their Dicks and crown me with their holy spermatozoa

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    Spring Symphony on LSD
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    The phrases of poetry grow out of the trees
    And the birds fly out of the phrases of poetry
    And jazz music rolls & flies & zooms out of the phrases of poetry
    And graffiti art is jumping out of all the jazz music
    And the graffiti art is fauvist phrases of buildings & words & faces
    All flying and flying around you
    As you walk around inside Wolf Larsen’s mind

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Wolf Larsen & Attila the Hun Breaking Bread Together
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m punching & punching a Picasso sculpture with a bunch of verbs & adjectives & crazy nouns
    Then I’m biting Salvador Dali’s ear off
    And now a bunch of ghettos & factories & highways are pouring out of Salvador Dali’s head
    That’s when Caligula comes and kicks me in the balls
    So now I’m falling through this collage of New York City imagery all around me
    Until I land inside of the reader’s bellybutton
    And the reader watches as a horde of Wolf Larsen clones
    Jumps out of his belly button
    And all the Wolf Larsen clones are crashing through the next 1,000 years of human history
    And devouring everything in their path

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    I Defecate Therefore I Am
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    Descartes serves me a cup of coffee made out of grinded human brains
    And now I’m drinking coffee as philosophers are floating in outer space around me
    These are philosophers with whispering volcanoes in the middle of their faces
    That spew endless rivers of lava & gobbledygook & silly putty
    While the Poet sits on his throne above the babbling seas of philosophers
    And the poet writes the philosophy of the swimming fish & singing birds into life
    And the Poet creates the great orgy of words on paper
    While the philosophers in their dunce caps dance around the Great Poet
    As the Poet builds a giant Temple of Poetry with huge pillars of philosophy
    And now poetry & philosophy are babbling & babbling day & night together
    Under the laughing Sun & Moon

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Yesterday & Today & Tomorrow Dancing Around Each Other
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You were and will once again be zillions & zillions of atoms exploding through the universe
    You were and once again will be billions of spermatozoa swimming into other solar systems
    And human consciousness & space alien consciousness will be 2 solar systems dancing around each other
    And artificial intelligence will be flowers growing out of the dead body of the human race
    You will turn the corner, and see billions of human bodies floating away to their deaths

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Rooooooooaaaaarrr!!!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I am eating an entire Tyrannosaurus Rex for dinner
    As all the mouths of all the gargoyles are opening-&-closing
    With a stream of words dribbling & drooling out of the gargoyles’ mouths and into this poem
    And then I grab a hammer & nails and I nail Eastern philosophy onto God’s *** in the sky
    Then I play baseball on rollerskates with Jesus Christ & the Disciples
    Until all the buildings grow wings and start flying around in the air
    And the sun & the moon start kissing & kissing
    While God watches & masturbates

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Concerto of Manic Depression
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The saxophone is playing thousands of different alphabets
    The violins are creating tidal waves in all directions
    The audience is riding one tidal wave after another
    The entire brass section is blurting out one war after another
    The trumpet keeps shouting out obscenities
    And now the audience is riding across endless solar systems
    And then the timpani drums destroy the planet Earth over & over again

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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