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    The Rhythms of the Rhythms of the Rhythms...
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Let’s create mentally-ill skyscrapers!
    Let’s dance like dandelions!
    Let the music grow rainforests all around you!
    Dance all the cities up into the sky!
    Fly the music into outer space!
    Smile like a dandelion!
    Sing of nipples!
    Sing of penises!
    Do the now with a million grasshoppers!
    Have sex with a thousand sculptures!
    Be a human tsunami!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Crack Cocaine Music
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The saxophone is jumping all over the universe
    The dozen black dudes on the drums are playing one apocalypse after another
    The singer is singing all the orgies jumping around in your testicles
    The piano starts playing sex robots running among all over the world
    The base is running a marathon through a bunch of Mondrian paintings
    The saxophone and the drums are exploding with one war after another
    All the store manikins of the world are dancing to the music
    Then the saxophone explodes with the Great Male Orgasm ejaculating everywhere...

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    Before the Monsters Cum
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Giant Roar!
    Flip all the roaring everything with new somersaults!
    Burn down the spring!
    Sing like a bird until the motorcycles are cumming all over you!
    Avalanches!
    Lots of avalanches!
    Musical avalanches crashing up!
    Up! Up! Up!
    Now! Up! Everything!
    What disco dancing under 10 million suns?
    Have you no testicle English literature roast dog to give?
    Are you going to ride your bicycle to heaven?
    I’m going to steal your feet and run to hell with them!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Magical Booty Hole Music!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A bunch of singing statues are jumping out of your ears
    While you scream obscene fireworks at all the voices in the sky
    Meanwhile, huge everything is bouncing & crashing everywhere
    And your feet are running up-and-down impossible sentences flowing across the earth
    And that’s when the government injects you with computer code
    And now you’re turning into a humongous penis
    Blasting off into some other fairytale

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    No & Yes Dancing Together
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I be ****ting endless lines of poetry out of my booty hole
    And the universe be dripping with my happiness
    And the painting be flying up and down
    While bashing symphonies be jumping at you
    And you run into a thousand days of rain
    So many belly buttons falling from the sky
    So you jump up into a different solar system
    And while you sit on a planet of verbs spreading everywhere
    You write your eulogy for the human race

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Billions of People Clapping Rhythm Together
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The poem is flying away from you
    Voices are rushing at you from all the stars in the sky
    Huge new civilizations are popping out of your head every minute
    So you sing like you have a thousand mouths
    You stir in a bunch of Frank Gary & Muddy Waters & Wasilla Kandinsky into the poem
    And you watch the poem boil over with Cubist songs & screaming human faces & sunlight
    And you touch a thousand generations of humanity flowing past you
    Into the darkness of extinction

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Stravinsky’s Gang Doin’ a Drive-By on Picasso’ s Gang
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The poem & I were dancing together
    When suddenly Timbuktu jumped out of the poem
    And streets & people & sidewalks were all jumping out of the poem
    And 10,000 different brains were growing inside of the reader’s brains
    And huge neon words were crashing into the earth
    And endless naked clones of you were running amok everywhere
    When suddenly all the naked clones of you crashed into you
    And then all the words of the poem crashed off this page…

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    The Orgasmic Art Movement
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I eat words dripping in sex
    Then I shove thousands of solar systems into this poem
    And then all the millions & millions of faces inside this poem laughing & laughing
    Then I **** all the languages on Earth with my giant pen
    Until all languages on Earth have a big splashing orgasm of Impressionism together
    And with the colors of this big Impressionist orgasm
    I paint all the planets & moons & suns of the universe into existence

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Got to Get to Be
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The rhythm got to slide-back-&-fourth like earthquakes
    The voice sings the universe exploding
    The cello dances between cocaine and heroin
    Then a thousand voices sing a bunch of beginnings weaving-in-&-out-of each other
    The piano is trying & trying & trying to break through crash through create some new everything
    Then the thousand voices crash into each other
    The cello is laughing & laughing
    Then the piano & the cello fight each other for world peace

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Dancing in Burning Buildings
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I want my voice to be an earthquake
    I want my spermatozoa swimming in music
    I want to create buildings out of musical notes
    I wish a big penis growing out of every politician’s face
    I am the fires burning out of our heads
    Even the police suck my Dick
    And I urinate all over the publishing corporations & the three whorehouses (the legislative, executive, & judicial)
    And I play this revolutionary music
    With my penis & my right hand

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    Splashing Musical Colors All Over a Canvas
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    First I turn the poem into a rectangle with lots of screams inside
    Then the poem dances through endless wars as it sings with blood-dripping words
    Then a bunch of psychopaths surround the poem and stab & stab it
    While the poem laughs like a thousand Gypsies all jumping out of each other’s mouths
    Then the poem performs fellatio on Jesus dying on the cross
    And Jesus says: “I’m cumming! I’m cumming!”

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Music Rages All About
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Crazy is a beautiful now
    Made from the music of solar systems crashing into each other
    While up goes dancing with down
    And rage stabs & stabs at the sky
    Waves of urban imagery splashing about in anger
    While the rhythm of blue skies & gray skies
    Makes the passing days tumble all over each other
    Like incestuous twins running hand-in-hand towards the mushroom clouds

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    Kissing All the Planets
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Poems are jumping & crashing & singing all around you
    While you’re splashing emotions & faces & words all over the page
    A thousand huge penises suddenly jump out of the poem
    And now a thousand huge penises are running all around you
    As you scream out the poem to a horny-dancing-space-alien
    On the other side of the universe
    And then the space alien opens his mouth
    And you drown in a tidal wave of extraterrestrial words

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    The Ballet of Lots of Booty!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    She dances with meteors crashing all around her
    She dances on top of a volcano
    Then two Tchaikovsky clones jump out of the butts of God & Satan
    And the two Tchaikovsky clones dance together
    In a theater painted with the contents of Andre Derain’s fauvist Balzac
    Then a naked Jesus Christ dances with the two Tchaikovsky clones
    Until a big battering ram crashes into the poem
    And the pieces of the poem are now flying everywhere…

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    The Ballet of Splashing Colors
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The poem dances around the painting
    And out of the painting jumps the entire human race
    Billions & billions of people all dancing to different phrases of poetry
    As the space aliens & sex robots all play pornographic music together
    Then the reader jumps into the poem
    And now the reader is surrounded by thousands of fornicating words
    All moaning & oohing & aahing
    And then the grand finale of cum comes
    And washes us in all our beautiful sins

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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