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    Magical Erections of Poetry
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    1,000 years after I die I jump out of my grave
    And with my right hand & my Dick I magically erect
    Giant cathedrals of dippy do and ha-ha-ha
    And now millions of neon Jesus Christs are flying around the sky
    As all the Presidents of the United States of America crawl around our pubic hairs and give political speeches
    So I create a river of magical verbs flowing through everyone’s brains
    As I ejaculate my poetry everywhere

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Too Much Happy
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My head is a big Gothic cathedral
    And the entire universe is inside the big Gothic cathedral inside my head
    And all the billions of galaxies swirling around inside my head
    Give birth to flash floods of poetry
    Gushing out of this pen
    Hey reader,
    Let’s have a beer together

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    God & the Devil Walking Hand-in-Hand in the Garden of Eden
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The solar system is filled with so much booty hole to love!
    Hearts & penises to feast upon under the rainbow sky!
    How about some zig-zags to jump & skip?
    The Sun & Moon be wearing their pants so tight!
    Got to get the lips of Michelangelo’s David around my ****!
    You want to cum over for some World War III?

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    The 10,000 Booty Holes of Joy!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I am 10,000 booty holes singing you opera!
    Let’s jump in a bulldozer and move the Milky Way Galaxy across the universe!
    Then we can **** a thousand musical styles into the architecture of this city!
    I love you when your pants be hanging down like that!
    Looking at your booty is like looking into Salvador Dali’s imagination stretching beyond forever…
    And now all the words of the English language are bouncing around in my Balzac!
    You wanna swallow some poetry?

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Injecting Poetry Into Your Arm
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    We’re dismantling the universe
    And we’re building a new universe
    In a factory of poetry
    And on the thousands of assembly lines in the factory of poetry
    We’re building planets of happiness and planets of sadness and planets of schizophrenia
    The planets of schizophrenia are made out of songs
    The planets of sadness are made out of talking-strawberry-testicles
    The planets of happiness are made out of your drooling saliva
    By the way, the skin on your body is made out of a space alien’s thoughts
    And now it’s time to inject you with canned laughter
    Roll up your sleeve, please

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Still Life of Moving Parts
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m seasoning the words with the curry of my insanity
    I’m ****ing the poem with all the skyscrapers on the New York City skyline!
    I jump into your sleep
    And I smash all your dreams into pieces with my sledgehammer!
    I make love to the ocean & the sky & the entire universe!
    I am this brief moment of everything!
    I am Wolf Larsen!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Poetry is a Construction Site
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The bricks that build the poem are words
    The phrases of poetry soar like construction cranes
    The Poet is a hard hat Worker that saws off pieces of the universe
    And then the Poet welds & hammers the pieces of the universe to the poem
    And the poem sounds like thousands of symphonies bashing & bashing into each other
    Then the Poet sits on a park bench and watches all the galaxies of the universe spinning around each other

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
    My poetry, plays, novels, & other stuff on Amazon:
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