Happy Birthday, Heathcliff! :)
And interview with Heathcliff:
*Why are we doing this interview thing?*
We have too much free time.
*Are you sure you want to do this?*
If I say no will it make a difference?
*Who killed Roger Rabbit?*
The crows of death that surround McDonald’s.
*Whose footprints would you find in the fridge?*
My brother, he seems to be incapable of drinking from a tap.
*So, how old are you?*
15 and all grown up or something of the sort.
*Are you male or female? *
Female or something of the sort.
*Do you like red cars?*
I’m indifferent about them but I prefer orange or something matte.
*What makes you keep coming back to the Forum?*
Whenever I feel my spelling and grammar is slipping and I need a top up of general literacy.
*If you owned the site, what would you change?
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I’d charge people to be on it so I can get money :D And give myself free membership.
*If you could change one thing about the LitNet, what would that be?*
More games. I like games.
*What was the inspiration for your LitNet username?*
I read Wuthering Heights. It was the only well-known book I’ve read aside from Harry Potter.
*Which countries have you visited?*
Never gone overseas before. I’d like to.
*Which languages do you speak?*
English but I’m trying to learn Italian at school. I can understand a bit but I’m not confident enough to speak it.
*How do you like your home town?*
It is good. It is gradually changing which makes it feel a little more outrageous however every is the same.
*If you could live somewhere different, where would it be and why?*
I probably wouldn’t. If anything closer to school or the boyfriend but I’m quite happy here.
*Do you have any pets?*
A dog named Honey and a spider named Stanley.
*What makes you happy?*
Honey-soy chicken.
*Do you feel comfortable in your walk with God/atheism? *
I’m thoroughly happy with my understanding. Not entirely happy with the Church’s but I view them from a business perspective too much.
*Which actor should play you in a movie based on your life?*
Um… I’m not sure what her name is but the chick from True Lies.
*Given the option, what animal would you choose to be?*
I dislike monkeys but I’d like to be one if I couldn’t be human.
*What's the biggest fish you've ever caught?*
Maybe about 15cm. I stabbed it in the back by accident when I reeled out.
*What makes you feel great about yourself?*
I’m smart.
*How did you meet your significant other?*
If significant other is really the word for it okay… In choir at school. We were singing this French song and we taught each other.
*Who inspires you most?*
Hrm… One of my friends at school named Alana. And maybe Mary MacKillop but I haven’t explored her life enough to be sure.
*What are you naturally good at? (Skills, abilities, gifts etc.)*
I can play the French Horn and I’m smart. Yea.
*What is the one thing you must do before you die?*
Get a job. Yes… It is my dream to work eight hours a day, 5 days a week.
*If you had to teach something, what would you teach?*
French Horn. I could probably already teach a new student.
*What would you regret not fully doing, being or having in your life?*
I’d regret it if I didn’t admit to having any regrets. That just about sums it up.
*If you were to be stuck at a particular time in your life, which one would you choose and why?*
Now. Now is awesome, I have everything I want.
*Do you get tired living life?*
Nome. I’m way too busy – I can’t stop now.
*What method do you cherish above all others, as means to improving your life?*
I tend to think of the question, “Now what?” whenever I have a problem. I can’t be bother stewing over things, doesn’t help.
*What one thing would you NEED to have on a deserted island if you didn't have to worry over food and water? *
School. I’d probably lose motivation if I ever stopped learning.
*If you were a king/queen for a day, what would you do?*
Try not to mess it up. I reckon that is what all rulers do.
*What’s the stupidest forum argument you’ve ever had?*
When DB said he’d had a glass of wine or something and I didn’t think he should have because I thought he was too young. And then everyone was against me until I wrote this thing about him being a role-model and then nobody replied.
*What song is in your head at the moment?*
Black Night – Queen. It is in my IT assignment I’m doing now.
*Which book are you reading at the moment?*
Not. If I had a enough free time to read a novel then I’d have enough to actually practise French Horn. But I did just finish reading To Kill a Mockingbird. Fully sick.
*What is your favourite quote?*
“We must teach more by example than by word” – St. Mary of the Cross MacKillop
*Favorite threads?*
Word association. It is easy :)
*What is your answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?*?
Now what?
*What are you wearing at the moment?*
Pyjamas. I didn’t realise I had to dress up.
*Favorite poem?*
The Highway Man – Alfred Noyes
*First novel you remember reading on your own?*
Harry Potter
*What era do you find most of the books you read are from?*
When I read more books I’ll let you know.
*Favorite TV shows?*
I don’t like TV. I don’t have the dedication to watch a series.
But I like Big Bang Theory.
*Which Forum members would you like to meet in person?*
Max and DB
*Last words you said out loud?*
“Who wrote The Highwayman? Was it Henry Lawson? Wait – no. It was Alfred Noyes.”
*Last person you hugged/kissed?*
Mummy <3
*Would you rather be an educated fool or an ignorant fool?*
Educated for the win!! I reckon I’d get smart enough to persuade myself that the situation I’m in the makes me a fool is worthwhile.
*What would you like to be if you could change your profession?*
Market analysist
*What is your most outstanding feature?*
Essence of confidence. It is all that really matters.
*If you could change one thing about the way you look, what would that be?*
I’d change… I’d like my head to be a little bigger so it looks proportionally better with the rest of my body.
*Which book do you wish you had written?*
How to win friends and influence people - I reckon I could have summarised the whole think in half a page.
*What book would you recommend to others of all types and ages as a must read?*
The dictionary. Good spelling is useful. But dude seriously I don’t read much. Not as much as I’d like to.
*What should you be doing at the moment instead of answering these questions?*
Reading the instruction manual for my new computer game. I might glance over it later…
*Describe your ideal day, please.*
Yesterday. Or today. Or any other day really. I don’t think I’ve ever really had a bad day ao I’m happy to go with anything.
*Favorite movie?*
Batman Black Night
*How are you going to pick just one favourite painting?*
I’m going to try and remember the name of at least one painting, because I don’t look at paintings all too often. Um…
*Favorite painting?*
The Last Supper thing. Yea, that was cool.
*Wonderful Superman or depressing Batman?*
Depressing Batman. Awesome Batman. He doesn’t have super powers so he gives me hope. Plus he seems smart rather than super strong.
If you could relive one moment in your life whenever you wanted to, what would it be?
This morning when the boyfriend came in bearing a birthday present. I was still in bed and in my jamas and he brought me a present as a surprise. Legend.
I’m incapable of thinking back past this morning so that would be it.
What is the best thing that happened to you since your last birthday?
Mmmm… Well I already had a mummy and a daddy and a brother so it’ll be the boyfriend as well :P
*Are you mostly happy with life or are you still in pursuit?*
I’m happy with life. I have everything that I could possibly want at the moment and can’t imagine anything negative in my life. I’m good…
Tell us something scandalous about yourself.
I resubmit every assignment in English that is marked below an A. Mostly because our teacher never tells us what is in an assignment.
*How long did it take you to answer all of these questions?*
Half an hour, snacking and reading an instruction manual in between.
*One final word of wisdom for LitNet users?*
Don’t.
*What question would you like to ask to the person to be interview after you?
When you were younger, what did you want to be when you grew up?
