Names for exotic dancers.
For those of you that write either professionally or for self enjoyment, it might pay to reflect for a moment on the possible future need to portray a scenario involving a glitzy night club or a seedy dive. For this to be successful, appropriate stage names are required for "strippers", or if you prefer an element of delicacy, "Exotic dancers."
The nom-de-plumes should be exciting and as any good dancer will tell you, classy. Names that fall into these categories include: fruit, cars and precious stones.
In the fruit division some names are renowned. "Peaches & Cherry" for example. Some are strictly no no. Can you visualize a pole dancer named "Bananas or Pinapple?" Mind you there is a hint of promise in "Kiwi Fruit!"
The same analysis can be applied to cars. Combine man's two favourite hobbies - fast cars & faster women & you have a winner. The best car names for strippers are the really expensive ones e.g. "Mercedes or Porsche". Out are: "Beetle, Civic, Rover & Sundance". Possibilities are names like: "Lamborghini Lucy or Rolls Royce Regina".
Finally for precious stones. Like cars their success reflects their price. No one will ever get sick of names like "Diamond, Sapphire, Ruby or Opal".
So here are a few I have been considering for a nightclub scene in Jamestown, Accra:
FRUIT RELATED NAMES:
Apricots O'Reilly.
Jackfruit Jennifer.
Melons Morgan.
CAR RELATED NAMES:
BMW Brenda.
Bronco Berta.
Caravelle Claudine.
Firebird St Clair.
Ingrid Impala.
Pathfinder Paula.
Xiaoling Xantia.
Zandalee Zephyr.
GEM RELATED NAMES:
African Jade.
Awesome Amber.
Biggs Jasper III.
Midge Stone Madge.
