Are There Any 'Normal' Women on this Forum?

As always it is meant to amuse :D

So many times I have noticed women on this forum say they are not normal, that they are weird, lunatic, crazy etc.

So my question are there any Normal Women on this Forum? :D

1. I am women and I ain't Normal :D
2. I am man and I ain't Normal :D (it's ok I shall tell anyone ;-))
3. I am a women and my craziness, weirdness and lunacy is just a pretense :D
4. I am a women and I am normal as normal can get :D
5. I am so weird that there is no option to describe me whether I am a man or women :D

oops I forgot to add the poll....can someone please please pretty please... :D

I think the best choice for me is the last one:

5. I am so weird that there is no option to describe me whether I am a man or women.

:D

People say I am a woman but sometimes I feel more like a dog. ;)

I wonder what your standard of normal is. I don't know how "normal" I am. Do you think I'm normal?

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Originally Posted by motherhubbard

I wonder what your standard of normal is. I don't know how "normal" I am. Do you think I'm normal?

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It must be very difficult to define normalcy. I'm not sure anyone is normal on this planet because we all have a certain degree of weirdness I guess.

i am 5

I am woman and I am normal.

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Originally Posted by papayahed

I am woman and I am normal.

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If you're so normal, why are you called papayahed?

Define normal...:)
One mans normal is another mans weird my friend.
I am not normal by society's standards, no. But I do maintain a certain degree of civility and propriety.
Life would be so dull if everyone were the same.
:D

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Originally Posted by Lote-Tree

As always it is meant to amuse :D

So many times I have noticed women on this forum say they are not normal, that they are weird, lunatic, crazy etc.

So my question are there any Normal Women on this Forum? :D

1. I am women and I ain't Normal :D
2. I am man and I ain't Normal :D (it's ok I shall tell anyone ;-))
3. I am a women and my craziness, weirdness and lunacy is just a pretense :D
4. I am a women and I am normal as normal can get :D
5. I am so weird that there is no option to describe me whether I am a man or women :D

oops I forgot to add the poll....can someone please please pretty please... :D

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Refusing to answer the question until the OP learns to spell "woman" normally!

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Originally Posted by Scheherazade

Refusing to answer the question until the OP learns to spell "woman" normally!

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Ha ha ha, tut tut Lote, your fans are not impressed with this incompetance :p

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Originally Posted by LadyW

Ha ha ha, tut tut Lote, your fans are not impressed with this incompetance :p

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Well, I cannot speak on behalf of his fans as I am not one of them.

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Originally Posted by Scheherazade

Well, I cannot speak on behalf of his fans as I am not one of them.

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Something you have in common with many people ;)
Sorry Lote, you know it is all mirth and no matter.

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Originally Posted by DickZ

If you're so normal, why are you called papayahed?

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Because bushelhead was taken.

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Originally Posted by Scheherazade

Refusing to answer the question until the OP learns to spell "woman" normally!

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I am a woman and i am normal, lote ;)

I am woman and I'm not normal

I am a woman but cannot state anymore information on being normal or not, until dear Lote decides to define what is normal. With good spelling :p
But I'm pretty sure I'm not too weird...most of the times at least

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3. I am a women and my craziness, weirdness and lunacy is just a pretense

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yep, that's me

What is normal really? If you live in a community where everyone wears purple and loves cows and you like white and love cats, then to that community you might be considered down right crazy.
And I am not talking about deviant behaviour that is against the law. Just day to day life.
If you are elderly and have always wanted to go parachuting and then do, all the other ladies that are working on felt crafts at the home might surely think you are nuttier than a squirrel's breakfast.
Didn't people think Mother Teresa of Calcutta or the first woman to become a doctor were one sandwhich short of a picnic?
So are we talking normal for this forum, in which case we are all wonderfully normal, or in our little circles or in the world at large?

Here here! Well said :D

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Originally Posted by Scheherazade

Refusing to answer the question until the OP learns to spell "woman" normally!

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Here "WOMAN"

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Originally Posted by LadyW

Ha ha ha, tut tut Lote, your fans are not impressed with this incompetance :p

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Don't worry women love incompetence like flies loves...erm honey :D

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Originally Posted by Scheherazade

Well, I cannot speak on behalf of his fans as I am not one of them.

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And I will never hold that against you :D

Taking "normal" to mean like the majority of women Lote deals with in real life, there is an easy way to tell:

1) Do women in real life criticise Lote's grammar & spelling?

2) Do women in real life threaten to whack him with heavy objects?

3) Do women in real life form Lote-Tree fan clubs?

I am guessing the answer scheme is Yes;Yes; No - therefore anyone displaying those characterisics would be for the sake of this "normal" (from a scientific standpoint at least:p )

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Originally Posted by LadyW

Define normal...:)
But I do maintain a certain degree of civility and propriety.

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I agree. It is very difficult to define "normal" to everyone in general. And like LadyW, as much "weird" as I can be, I maintain a certain degree of civility and propriety. ;)

There is no such thing as normal.

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Originally Posted by kilted exile

Taking "normal" to mean like the majority of women Lote deals with in real life, there is an easy way to tell:

1) Do women in real life criticise Lote's grammar & spelling?

2) Do women in real life threaten to whack him with heavy objects?

3) Do women in real life form Lote-Tree fan clubs?

I am guessing the answer scheme is Yes;Yes; No - therefore anyone displaying those characterisics would be for the sake of this "normal" (from a scientific standpoint at least:p )

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Ha ha :D Kilty that was amusing;-)

But Answer is YES, NO, perhaps ;-)

Definately never got hit with anything heavy. They were laughing too hard to pick up anything heavy :D

Edit: Normal is what everyone else is and you are not ;-)

there are too many un-normal women in this forum...So, by this definition:

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Normal is what everyone else is and you are not

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un-normal in Lit-Net is normal....
So I'm neither normal nor un-normal...I AM a woman, and something else...

I am a man, and I am normal in so far as I can't believe that Lote continues to ask such sophmoric questions. Were I sitting in a bar and Lote began espousing such opinionated and ridiculous questions, it would merely take the first insulting comment which offended a lady friend of mine to force me to pour beer over the top of his head, and then toss him out on his fanny and tell him "This bar don't serve minors, now run along the truant officer is coming!"

PS-I am not a fan of Lote-shrub.

*contracts pupils and hyperventilates*


Does that answer your question?

I really do think I have some kind of mental disease. I can't explain it. But so far it doesn't seem too harmful...or maybe it's just that I think I'm an extremely defined square peg in a round hole world.

Lily, its called being way too cool. LOL...and you are. Cheers, B

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Originally Posted by B-Mental

Lily, its called being way too cool. LOL...and you are. Cheers, B

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Ha ha, aw, thanks. :blush:

Can I just opt for being normal with a little abnormality thrown in????:) I'm mostly normal, I guess at least by my standards. I'm odd by everyone elses *shrugs* I guess I've not thought about it too much since I left high school. It just didn't matter anymore. I'm me, and that is all I claim:p

I am a woman and I am normally....

-short however on odd occasions I can be tall depending on how high my shoes are,
-ugly but can be pretty at times if I covered my face with paint....

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Originally Posted by papayahed

I am woman and I am normal.

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Thats ONE!

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Originally Posted by manolia

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I am a woman and i am normal, lote ;)

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That makes TWO

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Originally Posted by vheissu

I am a woman but cannot state anymore information on being normal or not, until dear Lote decides to define what is normal. With good spelling :p

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It would in this context -when you don't describe yourself as Crazy, Lunatic, Weird etc on a forum :D

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But I'm pretty sure I'm not too weird...most of the times at least

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Well, I will say that makes THREE :D

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Originally Posted by SleepyWitch

yep, that's me

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Ha ha I don't know about you - I find it hard to believe but I shall accept it just to make the figures

so that makes FOUR

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Originally Posted by Jane Jane

So are we talking normal for this forum, in which case we are all wonderfully normal, or in our little circles or in the world at large?

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But you don't describe yourself as Crazy, Mad, Lunatic, Weird etc? If so that would not NORMAL.

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Originally Posted by crazefest456

there are too many un-normal women in this forum..

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Sadly it seems :-(... but hey the count has reached FOUR :D

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I AM a woman, and something else...

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Something else? YOU ARE NOT ALSO QUARTER REPTILIAN ARE YOU? :D

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Originally Posted by B-Mental

I am a man, and I am normal in so far as I can't believe that Lote continues to ask such sophmoric questions. Were I sitting in a bar and Lote began espousing such opinionated and ridiculous questions, it would merely take the first insulting comment which offended a lady friend of mine to force me to pour beer over the top of his head, and then toss him out on his fanny and tell him "This bar don't serve minors, now run along the truant officer is coming!"

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You take me Faaar tooo seriously B-Mental ;-) :D

Life is serious enough! Don't take anything else seriously ;-)

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PS-I am not a fan of Lote-shrub.

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I hope not because you seem to lack a sense of humour :D and it would be very unlikely that I would be in a bar drinking beer with you. I would rather enjoy being whacked by LadyW repeatedly and still enjoy her turn of phrasing :D

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Originally Posted by Lily Adams

*contracts pupils and hyperventilates*

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He he :D

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or maybe it's just that I think I'm an extremely defined square peg in a round hole world.

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That is just terrible ;-(

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Originally Posted by mkhockenberry

Can I just opt for being normal with a little abnormality thrown in????:)

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Alright! You have twisted my arm :D

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Originally Posted by cactus

I am a woman and I am normally....

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Does the count goes to FIVE? :D

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You take me Faaar tooo seriously B-Mental ;-)

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Dude, you spelled far wrong....:p

Am afraid if a man like me could say hiw words here. Any way here they go...
I'm man and am normal.

Lote is doing great here! Lol

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Originally Posted by Lote-Tree

I hope not because you seem to lack a sense of humour :D and it would be very unlikely that I would be in a bar drinking beer with you. I would rather enjoy being whacked by LadyW repeatedly and still enjoy her turn of phrasing :D

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Oh Lote, I am touched, truely :D
And I would whack you...oh-so-hard ;)

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Originally Posted by LadyW

Oh Lote, I am touched, truely :D
And I would whack you...oh-so-hard ;)

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Ha ha ha :D That I am sure of :D

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Originally Posted by Lote-Tree

So my question are there any Normal Women on this Forum? :D

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Is it important?

5.

I'm a woman (sometimes!) and I will never, ever, be normal.
:p

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Originally Posted by mercy_mankind

Is it important?

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No its not important. Just Lote starting up another thread to do with women.

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Originally Posted by mercy_mankind

Is it important?

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Absolutely ;-)