The Simpsons Quoting Thread

:eek: :mad: :eek: :mad: Ok i was opening this to the enjoyment of emily...and of myself, and hopefully someone else too... So I spent the last 20 MINUTES at least writing about my favourite quotes.... and it ogged me out and couldnt post it and now I'm awfully angry cos my wonderful simpsons thread has been spoilt!!!!! :mad: :( There's no way I'm going to type it all again, so let someone else start quoting, and I'll come with my wonderful quotes another time. :(

*singing* The Simpsons....laallallalalalalalaaaa...lalala!
(bad impression of the song....)

Ok here I am, smoke of anger stopped coming out from my head after some reading, and I'll start with some of my favourite quotes...

Before I start, I have to inform you that here we get everydamnthing dubbed, so the quotes in my mind have to be re-translated to English (as I've seen only a few of the lates episodes in English)... and I wonder if the translation and dubbing followed precisely the original or not. Any correction would be appreciated!

Let's start from my very favourite one... Not really a quote but a sketch. It's the episode when the Simpsons turn into the Thompsons and live on a boat cos of a program of protection of witnesses or stuff... Sideshow Bob follows them under their car and as soon as he gets out he steps on a rake which hits him on his face...and says 'WRRR'. Then he takes another step, and hits another rake...then another one and so on and on....it goes on for aaages and it makes me die laughing everytime I see it!!!

Btw I saw a rather new episode a few days ago, when again he hits on a rake and says: 'A rake, my arch-enemy' Bart:' I thought I was your arch-enemy' Bob: 'Oh Bart there's not only you in my life!' :D

LOL...Jay just sent me something I had forgotten about: the intro sung on the Flintstones's music: Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history... from the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree AAAAH! :D

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Originally posted by Koa
Before I start, I have to inform you that here we get everydamnthing dubbed, so the quotes in my mind have to be re-translated to English (as I've seen only a few of the lates episodes in English)... and I wonder if the translation and dubbing followed precisely the original or not. Any correction would be appreciated!

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I have the same problem. But the fact that they can be enjoyed by so many different people and cultures proves that the show's excellence has a global scale (at least it is so up to the 9th season).

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Originally posted by Koa
Let's start from my very favourite one... Not really a quote but a sketch. It's the episode when the Simpsons turn into the Thompsons and live on a boat cos of a program of protection of witnesses or stuff... Sideshow Bob follows them under their car and as soon as he gets out he steps on a rake which hits him on his face...and says 'WRRR'. Then he takes another step, and hits another rake...then another one and so on and on....it goes on for aaages and it makes me die laughing everytime I see it!!!

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Happy coincidence. That's my all-time favourite episode. There's tons of good stuff in it. For example, Homer asks the kids if they want to pass through the cactus, they say yes, and a third and grave voice says 'no', and then Homer goes: Two against one! :D :D :D :p :p

I think its in its 15th or 16th season in the states, and only three are out on DVD :(.

i think my all time kill me laughing favorite scene ever was the one where Marge is trying to get (I think it was Lisa, but might have been Bart) out of bed to help with spring cleaning, and she says "look everyone is helping" and Santa's little helper slides past the door on his butt in the manner of a dog with worms, and then homer goes past the door doing the same thing, but sitting on a dusting rag....

omg..too funny!

YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! SIMPSONS THREAD!!!!!!!!!! Okay, *deep breaths* I'm over it. No I'm not. Just a sec. (YYAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!)

Okay, cool... It's in its 13th season here, but personally, I haven't enjoyed one of the episodes thus far. Well, I've missed a few, but I'll catch up during summer reruns. Koa and Crisaor, I hope it isn't very different in translation. There are a lot of subtle jokes too that probably don't translate well. You gotta see as many English ones as you can find!

Let's see, some quotes... Okay, well since we always seem to be talking about food, I'll go for a couple food ones:

When Bob hypnotizes Bart to kill Krusty with plastic explosives strapped to him ("Oh no, my boy bomb!")...
Sideshow Bob: "Ah, the catwalk. The perfect vantage point...for revenge!"
*opens a bag of potato chips*
"Ah, Kettle Chips. The perfect side dish....for revenge!"

I think this is from when Lisa cheats on her Wind in the Willows test and her resulting grade raises the school's average enough to get more funding from the state...
Mrs Krabappel: "We'll finally be able to buy a real periodic table instead of those promotional ones from Oscar Meyer! Now, on with the Science lesson: who can tell me the atomic weight of Bolonium?"
Martin: Ooh ooh ooh! Delicious?
Mrs Krabappel: Correct. I would also have accepted "snacktacular."

ROFLMFAO. *wipes a tear from her eye*

LOL...I remember all of them... They are quite similar translated I think...I sometimes get little jokes that dont translate, cos I like to imagine the original...

Dunno at which season we are here, but the latest ones are not great...I've seen some of them in English before they were broadcasted here...

No time for quotes now, but I'll be back!

Some more...

Homer lives in the house on the tree after a quarrel with Marge... Lisa takes him a pudding (???) and advises him to do something about the quarrel...
Homer: Ok brain, you don't like me and I don't like you, but we need to collaborate...eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding!!!

Homer goes to the 'big brothers' agency to get a kid after quarrelling with Bart, and is asked (I dont remember if he is asked or he has to fill a form...) the reason why...
Homer thinking: don't say revenge, don't say revenge...
Homer speaking: REVENGE! ...d'oh!

Ralph at some sort of party in honour of principal Skinner:
"When i grow up I want to be like principla Skinner...or a millipede!" (I hope someone remembers it and tells me if it's like this in English cos I'm dying to know!!!)

Another one I'd like to know in original is a sketch between Smithers and Mr Burns, saying: "this year the nuclear plant's business hasnt been good... shall we 'dollar'? " ---> Dunno how to explain, they say something like 'shall we dollar' or 'let's play dollar'...and they start throwing dollars at each other... :D

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Originally posted by emily655321



When Bob hypnotizes Bart to kill Krusty with plastic explosives strapped to him ("Oh no, my boy bomb!")...
Sideshow Bob: "Ah, the catwalk. The perfect vantage point...for revenge!"
*opens a bag of potato chips*
"Ah, Kettle Chips. The perfect side dish....for revenge!"

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That's in the same episode I quoted the rake-archenemy one :) They showed it here last Monday, I didnt remember having seen it, but since these new ones have veen shown only once or twice, I dont remember them as those I've seen 450 times...:D


I was about to forget a real classic: when they go to Australia and Homer jumps from side to side of the 'borderline' of the American embassy, saying: Now I'm in Australia/now I'm in America :D:D:D It often comes to my mind when I think of fayefaye...:D

Oh oh oh another one... from a fairly recent one, maybe an Halloween special (I hate halloween episodes) or maybe they were just playing some historical thing... well, Homer appears to bart in a dream:
Homer: I'm back from the dead...
Bart: Looks like you're back from the buffet!!! :D


Please stop me...

Whatwhatwhat???? You don't like the Halloween episodes?? They're the best ones! Okay, so that's highly subjective. But not even the one with the Terror at 5000 Feet parody with the Gremlin on the bus? so good. Oh well.

You can't have quotes with out Ralph Wiggum. I love the Wiggle Puppy episode, when Marge makes Bart spend time with him. They take Chief Wiggums keys -- "What is his fascination with my Forbidden Closet of Mystery?" :D -- and turn on the electric chair in the old prison -- Ralph: "It smells like hotdogs," -- get scared away by the guard, leave it running, and see on TV that they've reopened the prison and Mayor Quimby is going to sit in the chair at the induction ceremony.
Ralph: "He's gonna smell like hotdogs."

And of course, "That's where I saw the leprechaun. He tells me to burn things."

Hmm...what else...oh, I can't even remember which this is from, but when Principal Skinner says, "That's the second independent thought alarm in one day. Willie, the children are over-stimulated, remove the colored chalk from the classrooms."

Ohh...Lordy.

"The last bar in Springfield, if the don't let me in here, I'm gonna have to quit drinking..."
*Homer's liver says Yaayyy*
"Shut up liver" *Hits own liver*
"Aw, my liver hurts".
:p

homer: mmmm....brazil nuts.
Brazillian kidnapper: homer, here we just call them nuts.

Ralphie: "Is this my house?"
Lisa: "No Ralphie, you live in a different house."
Ralphie: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"


Ralphie: "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

Marge: Homer, we cant get any time alone
Homer (leering): we're alone now
Bart (faintly through wall): you're never alone in this house
homer: Why you little.... * crashes hand through wall and proceeds to do the infamous "bart choke"*

I thought that was hilarious, because that's something i've actually wanted to do (the hand through wall to silence unwanted intruder during "quiet time".

edit: that episode wasnt over yet...hehe...
Homer: "Marge, we must take advantage of this romantic encounter, or we'll never have another chance, at least till Lisa's in college and we've lost contact with Bart"

hehe. I am the queen of simpsons quotes. :D I don't even know if I should bother with this thread. ;)

meh, I'm going to start simpsons quoting in my posts. :D
ralph-'when I grow up, I'm going to be a principal. or a caterpillar'

oh, the parody of free willy
'Oh no, willy didn't make it'
'and he crushed our boy'
'ewww, what a mess'

Eehhehehehe! I remember that. Was that in the film festival one when Jay Sherman from The Critic visited Springfield? Oh, I loved that show so much. I miss it. Dang.

LOL I haven't paid attention to it in so long, I forgot all about it but... my siggy is a Simpsons quote! I'm 99% sure it's from the Indecent Proposal parody episode, when Arty Ziff comes back to Springfield as a dot.com billionaire to offer Homer $1 million if Marge will spend the weekend with him. (Which they need to pay for the operation to correct Homer's tragic snoring disorder.) In the end, of course, Marge tells Homer he can't accept the money, even after she goes, and Homer says the below....v v v v v v v v v v

[edit]: (sig changed) "I can't take his money. I can't print my own money. I have to work for money. Why don't I just lay down and die?"

Homer:

"Hehehehe."
"Why I laugh?"

*snorts, smecks, laughy veshches*

Keep forgetting to say -- I like the new siggy, by the way, Sancho. Did I say that already? I think I forgot, anyway.

Treehouse of Horror!! Homer gets fired, hired as a gravedigger, Mr. Burns finds him sleeping in a grave and steals what he thinks is a body for his giant robot. Dragging Homer's body over broken grave stones...
Smithers: Sir, did you hear something?
Burns: Ooh, is the little baby scared? What was it, Smithers, the "Booger" Man?
Smithers: It's the man in the bag, Sir. I.. I think he's alive.
Burns: Oh...
*Mr. Burns proceeds to beat the bag with his shovel while Homer cries out in pain*
Burns: Bad corpse! Bad corpse! Stop *whack* scaring *whack* Smithers!
*Homer moans*
Burns: Satisfied?
Smithers: Thank you, Sir.

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Originally posted by fayefaye

ralph-'when I grow up, I'm going to be a principal. or a caterpillar'

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YAAY that was it!!! I've been wondering for ages about how ti is in English!! (infact I misquoted it up there :D)

Today I'm going for a simple quote we shouldnt forget...

D'OH!

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Originally posted by Koa
Another one I'd like to know in original is a sketch between Smithers and Mr Burns, saying: "this year the nuclear plant's business hasnt been good... shall we 'dollar'? " ---> Dunno how to explain, they say something like 'shall we dollar' or 'let's play dollar'...and they start throwing dollars at each other... :D

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I don't know how I missed this one before, Koa, but somehow I did. I don't remember the context, but my memory tells me it's something like Mr. Burns is depressed because the plant isn't doing well, and he asks Smithers to cheer him up, and one of them says, "Money fight!"

oooh thanks! that makes perfectly sense, I should have thought about it by myself, it wasn't hard to get! Thanks a lot, discovering the original of 2 of my favourite quotes sort of made my day ;)

Apu: "Silly customer. You cannot hurt a twinkie."

Bart: "This bag of ice has a head in it."
Apu: *faking enthusiasm* "Oooh... a head bag! Those are full of... headed goodness."

When Marge makes sugar illegal in Springfield...
Homer: *gasps excitedly* "A sticky spot on the floor!"
Apu: "Mr. Simpson, you are licking blood and VapoRub!"
Homer: "Part of me knew that." *pause* *resumes frenzied licking*

Today i saw the worst episode I had ever seen...It's a rather new one (damn they're showing a serie I've never seen, tho I dont think it's the latest one, and I'm hardly ever at home to see it...): they showed Homer's, Lisa's and Bart's day...all their destinies crossing if I can say so... You know, when Homer loses a thumb...
It was really a sad one, such a lack of good ideas for good plots... :(


Homer: "Hey, why's not Bart home yet? His dinner is cold and half-eaten" *eats some* :D

And, from my friend who's one of the best Simpsons (and not only) quoters:
"Bart, don't make a mess of France as you've done with your bedroom!"

LOL yes, the exchange student episode. Oh, I love that one.

French Guy: "Watch; you grab the grape between your forefinger and thumb. Then you gently twist it off. And drop it in the bucket. Now you do it."
*Bart picks a grape*
French Guy: "Very good! Now do it a million times."

I remember the thumb one. Yeah, from there on out they start going for gorier and gorier shock value. I don't think I hated that one too badly though... which might say more about the recent ones than anything.

here's one to offend a bunch of people...
tonight's episode: the whole family is watching the "ten commandments" movie on tv, and a comment is made by bart that this is a nasty mean God, and homer replies: "yeah, he's my favorite fictional character"!

Oh, it's so vague in my mind I can't even remember the exact phrasing.. it's when Homer buys a gun, though...

Homer: "Now I know how God feels...when He's holding a gun!"

NO TV AND NO BEER MAKE HOMER GO CRAZY.








NO TV AND NO BEER MAKE HOMER GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO BEER MAKE HOMER GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO BEER MAKE HOMER GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO BEER MAKE HOMER GO CRAZY.

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(*trying to be spooky*:D)

Homer: "All I need is a title. I'm thinking along the lines of, 'No TV and no beer make Homer... something something.'"
Marge: "'..Go crazy?'"
Homer: "DON'T MIND IF I DO!"

Ahh... the Shinning. :D

Also from the gun episode, Someone correct me if I'm a little off

MARGE: Homer, owning a gun is just asking for trouble.
HOMER: And when trouble comes, I'll be ready for them.

Then he says something about, "just me and my precious precious gun."

:( someone help out! :(

HOMER: Marge, can I have a helper duck?
MARGE: You already have a helper monkey.
HOMER: Can he have a duck?

LMAO

Lisa: Can you help me get my ball down from the roof, Dad?

Homer: Sure thing, honey. *shoots gun at the roof*

*Ball falls to the ground and deflates*

Homer: Want me to get the cat down?

Lisa (quickly): No thanks.

Random_hero reminded me of this... from when Flanders sent Homer to be a missionary...

Homer: Wait, I'm no missionary! I don't even believe in Jebus!
*plane takes off with Homer trapped inside*
Homer: Oh, save me, Jebus!

This just came to me in the shower -- does anyone else suspect that showers breed some kind of memory-inducing, analytical-thinking bacterium? -- anyway, I have to put it before I forget it again, so excuse the double-posting..

I think it's Treehouse of Horror, I know it's 1999... when Y2K hits and everything electronic in Springfield goes haywire...

Lisa: Well, well. Look at the wonders of your modern age, now.
Homer: "Wonders," Lisa? ...Or blunders?
Lisa: I think that was implied by what I said.
Homer: "Implied," Lisa? ...Or implode?
Lisa: Mo-om, make him stop.

[edit] I guess this is just one of those that is more aurally/visually funny than it is to read. Darn, I hate "guess-you-had-to-be-there" funny. :D

I thought it was funny!!! :D :D

people please stop posting there was a full page of topics with posts i havent read and i have no time and i want to see them all!!!!!!!(cos otherwise i wont know what i've read and what not...) Ok I had to shout this in ANY topic *hurries to the next one*

LMAO :D No kidding, I was scrolling and realized this whole page is from this afternoon! :eek: What's in the water today, huh?

Oh god, would someone post the Max Power song... I am dry heaving from laughing too hard. At the thought of Max Powers.

"When your in bed with Max Power, you strap yourself in and FEEL THE G'S ! " - Homer as Max Power


Max Power, he has the name that you want to touch,
but you musn't touch!
His name sounds good in your ear,
but when you hear it, you musn't fear.
Cause is nam can be said,
in many different ways...

"Uh-oh, Spaghettios!"

Oh god, I have to go die now. :D :D I forgot about the song. LOL

wait, here's another of my fave's:

When Homer takes the family to a sushi restaurant, eats a blowfish and finds out he's going to die in 24 hours:

Dr. Hibbert: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial.
Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!
Dr. Hibbert: The second is anger.
Homer: Why you little!
Dr. Hibbert: After that comes fear.
Homer: What's after fear? What's after fear?
Dr. Hibbert: Bargaining.
Homer: Doc, you gotta get me out of this! I'll make it worth your while!
Dr. Hibbert: Finally, acceptance.
Homer: Well, we all gotta go sometime.
Dr. Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me.


hehehe...go Homer