The Word Replacement Game

About week ago I wrote the sentence:

"The man drank a six pack of Miller, got into his truck, and crashed into the Moon."

Now maybe this game already has been threaded. But hey, so what, time for another try.

Take two words from the above sentence and replace them with two different words. Then write that different sentence on the post and offer it to the next reader who will do the same.

And, er, no...I was not on acid when I wrote the above regarding a man a beverage and a planet. I don't know what I was on. Probably better if I do not find out. hehe

Ghideon

here is an example: feel free to use either the above sentence or the one below to start off.

"The lizard drank a six pack of battery acid, got into his truck and crashed into the zoo."

The rhino drank a six pack of battery acid, got into his tutu, and crashed into the zoo.

Swap out two words, then re-post, people. :) I wanna see what happens.

The rhino punched a six pack of sulphuric acid, got into his tutu, and crashed into the zoo.

OMG...I am laughing like I haven't laughed in a long time. We have gone from a man and some beer to a rhino drinking sulphuric acid.

I have no freakin idea why I got the giggles but I must have known I would since I started the darn thread:p

Since I have already played today...I will leave the next version to the next participant.

The rhino punched a tankard of sulphuric acid, got into his tutu, and pirouetted into the zoo.

Tee hee, this is fun.

AG

The rhino punched many a tankard of sulphuric acid, wiggled into his tutu, and pirouetted into the zoo.

The rhino trampled many a tankard of sulphuric acid, wiggled into his tutu, and pirouetted into the library.

The student trampled many a tankard of sulphuric acid, wiggled into his tutu, and pirouetted across the library

The student exploded many a testube of sulphric acid, wiggled into his tutu, and pirouetted across the library

The student downed many a testube of sulphric acid, wiggled into his tutu, and stumbled across the library.

The student measured many a testube of chemicals, wiggled into his tutu, and stumbled across the library.

The student measured many a testube of chemicals, wiggled into his labcoat, and stumbled across the lab

The student measured many a testube of chemicals, wiggled into his labcoat, and exploded outside the lab.

Sir Isac Newton measured many a testube of chemicals, incinerated his labcoat and streaked-naked outside the lab.

Sir Isac Newton splattered many a testtube of chemicals, incinerated his labcoat and streaked naked out the lab, midday.

Sir Isac Newton devoured many a testube of chemicals, licked his labcoat and streaked naked out the lab, midday

Sir Isac Newton devoured many a finger of lady, licked his labcoat and streaked naked out the lab, midday.

Proffesor Isac Newton devoured many a brain of lady, licked his labcoat and streaked naked out the lab, midday.

Professor Isac Newton devoured many a brain of toad, licked his lips, and streaked naked out the lab, midday.

Professor Isac Newton dissected many a brain of toad, licked his lips, and streaked naked out the lab, panting.

Professor Isaac Newton dissected many a bar of chocolate, licked his lips, and streaked naked out the lab, panting.

Proffesor Mary Newton dissected many a bar of chocolate, licked her lips, and streaked naked out the lab, panting.

Ghideon here:

had to change my log-in name(long story)...anyway:

The Dean of Humanities dissected many a bar of heroin, licked her lips, and streaked naked out the lab, panting.

The King of Hearts dissected many a bar of heroin, licked her lips, and streaked naked out the lab, panting.

The Queen of Hearts baked many a bar of tarts, licked her lips, and streaked naked out the lab, panting.

Well, we have moved from acid to tarts. At least in terms of health we are moving forward :)

Then again, we still seem to have a great number of folks streaking naked.

lol
jgx
aka
ghideon;)

ps
do folks here remember when streaking was a big thing? I remember being in grade school sometime in the mid to late 70s and a HS Senior streaked through the lunch room. Ahhh, those were the days my friend, I thought they'd never end...."

The Queen of Hearts baked many a tray of tarts, licked her lips, and streaked naked out the lab, hallucinating.

The Queen of Hearts ate many a tray of tarts, licked her lips, and streaked naked out the kitchen, hallucinating.

The labrador retriever ate many a tray of tarts and peed out in the kitchen, hallucinating.

the labrador retriever drank many a tray of electric-kool-aid, licked her lips, and peed out in the kitchen, hallucinating.


cool thread, Jgx aka Ghideon. :D

the labrador retriever swam in a tray of electric-kool-aid, licked her lips, and peed out in the kitchen, hallucinating.

the camel swam in a tray of electric-kool-aid, licked her lips, and peed out in the oasis, hallucinating

the camel swam in a moat of electric-kool-aid, licked her lips, and sacked out in the oasis, dreaming

The camel sang in a moat of Spam, licked her lips, and sacked out in the oasis, dreaming.

:p

The camel sang in a moat of Spam, chewed her lips, and sacked out in the oasis, infuriated.

The frog sang in a moat of Spam, chewed her tongue, and sacked out in the oasis, infuriated.

The frog sang inside a can of Spam, chewed on her tongue, and sakcked out in the oasis, infuriated.;)

The frog sang behind a can of Spam, chewed on her eye, and sakcked out in the oasis, infuriated

Seventy gophers sang behind a can of Spam, chewed on her eye, and sakcked out in the oasis, infuriated

Seventy gophers splat under a ton of spam, blew out their eye, and sakcked out in the oasis, defibulated.