Obvious from the title!
Why do birds fly?
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Obvious from the title!
Why do birds fly?
'Cause if they didn't, their fear of heights would catch up with them.
Why is a noodle a noodle?
Cause if it wasnt whatd we think with? :p
Why cant the grass be green and the sky blue?
The grass is green and the sky is blue.
Why do beans give on gas?
Because then Mexican Jumping Beans will have nothing to jump for!
Why is the standard color of lipstick red?
Because they were first made of blood.
Why don't monkeys get headaches?
Because they need to mentally concentrate for throwing their feces all day
Why is the sun hot?
because the moon isn`t
Why is there only female and male?
Because most restuarants dont have room for a third type of bathroom....
Why must we sleep?
To get you in practice for eternital rest.
Why must t snow in the winter?
To have an incentive for the other seasons to fight global warming! :p
Why do cars have wheels?
Because bananas fell off too easily.
Why does llama have two Ls?
Because the naming person had a lisp.
Why do people sleep with their eyes closed?
to keep the moisture in them
why is Monday the first day of the week?
Because then you can get it over with fast.
Why do cuts always occur in the most inconvenient places to bandage?
So you can show off your bandages.
Why can't I feel my nose?
Because you aren't using your hands (to feel, lol)
Why can't people fly (sans planes)?
What's 'sans' plane?
Why can't I withdraw more than the maximum amount from my credit card?
So that your credit card doesnt feel too objectified and hurt
Why do people hold hands?
So neither falls on the way when they go buy superglue solvent.
Why are muffins so muffiny?
Because the cook added a lot of muffin mix.
Why do people get grey hair?
Because chocolate chips are so chippy.
Why do music carry tunes? ;)
I'll answer yours, Uncle Virg.
Because there aren't too many white hairs.
Why do music carry tunes? ;)
Because they tried carrying musical bricks and hurt their back
Why cant the earth be flat?
because then everybody on the bottom would fall off. It's easier to hang on when you're just on the SIDE of a sphere. :p
Why does time pass slowly when you're doing something boring and quickly when you're doing something fun?
Because clocks were invented so you could look at them more often than needed. And you only look at them when you're bored. :p
Why do we have step-mothers? (I don't, mind.)
Because escalator-mother would take too long to say. :lol: hi Lain! :wave:
Why is a blanket warm?
That was a good one, Mir! Halla!! Done your Christmas wishlist already? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/v...edene/a035.gif
Why are blankets WARM? What, do you want them HOT? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/v...edene/h065.gif :p
Why do we have tongues?
In the case of women to nag and gossip with! http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/edoom/Lurking.gif
Where did you get all that red hair?
I neither got them nor have them. I ate my scarlet horse.
Why is Harry Potter a half-blood?
Anemia, would be my guess...http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/...yhochiminh.gif
Why do birds fly?
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Because they eat cotton candy. :p
Why do we dream at night?
Because Freud would have been a nobody if we didn't.
Why is a computer fast?
To be popular over any typing machine
Why is it called a "page"?
Because we used to call it "white square made of trees" but couldnt fit it on a name tag.
Why do dogs need to be walked?
Because we can make it to the toilet
why do dogs bark anyway?
They have a rather limited vocabulary... http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/tiere/o010.gif
Why do they howl at the moon?
Because they know the Moon cannot howl back at them!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
What happens if you cannot think of a stupid question?
:p
Then the blue jays win.
Where does the dark go in the morning?
It gets absorbed into the air.
Why do cars have engines?
Hi Virgil, how have you been?
So the paint could stay on.
Why are there cloths in the closet?