worst movie EVERRR

ok, what's the worst movie you've ever actually had to sit through like 2/3 of? As in, you actually had to SIT THERE and WATCH IT, slowly DYING and wanting to knock yourself unconscious. Here's mine. They're VERY hard to top.

-legally blonde 2 [SO BAD IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. by far the worst movie I've seen this year, and even in the span of my life]. Blondes everywhere should feel ashamed a movie would have a blonde character that fatuous.

-a walk to remember [DON'T ASK how I got roped into watching that little CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY.]

oh wait, I have more. Who could forget the pain inflicted by
-The Hot Chick *shudder*
-Mr Deeds *double shudder* like I said, don't even ask.

The worst film I 've seen this year was probably '8th mile' starring Eminem (although a few all time worst films come to mind...) it was such a slow torturing death ...SO boring I wanted to slit my wrists and kick my friend who made me watch this!:rolleyes:

I was repulsed by the matrix:revolutions. I had to see it to know what happened, but the second movie was loaded with philosophy, so they just use the same special effects to get out of it. UGH!

Mom & Dad Save the World.

Extremely campy and stupid.

Star Knight.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Ronny And Michelles High School Reunion.

Dude wheres my car.

Those are the most retarded movies I have seen.

The two worst movies I can think of were the brainchildren of three of my favorite comedy writers.

'Sour Grapes' -- Directed by Larry David (writer for 'Seinfeld').

'Run, Ronnie, Run' -- Directed by, and starring, Bob Odenkirk and David Cross (writers for, and stars of, the HBO series, 'Mr. Show').

I wanted to rip my teeth out, twice.

Battlefield earth.

Lines like "As your friend I would never do something like that....But I´m not your friend...MUHEHEHE (evil laughter by Travolta)"

I rather have needles put under my toenails than watch it again.

Gosford Park

I love drama, but this was awful.

Reading your responses made me sick...pull teath out twice...needles under toenails... man that is hard core.

I saw another horrible movie.

Dupa, A polish Vampire in Burbank. Very dumb.


Dupa means, butt in polish if yer curiouse.

The Way of the Gun. I took a friend to the movies for her birthday. Bad Idea.

Oh, yeah: Dude where's my car WAS really bad.

I wonder how I forgot Just Married? That was awful. I've seen too many bad movies.

I make it a habit not to walk away from any movie (in cinemas at least ;)). Luckily, it's a rare ocurrance that I dislike a movie I went to see. The worst movie ever is a title shared by two:
The Road Killers and The Players vs. Angeles Caidos. I blame my father for the first one, myself for the last one. Damn cinema critics. :mad:

Jack Frost (the horror movie)

The worst movies I've ever seen (and I've seen some stinkers, mind you!) would have to be a tie between The Cube, and Trick or Treat. My brother bought trick or treat for me for 2.50 at Walmart, cause it says, 'Starring Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne' (I have a sorta hero worship thing for Ozzy) they each had like a two minute cameo, but that was the only way that they could market this movie, it was so bad.

I liked dude wheres my car

Army of Darkness Directors Cut. I really liked the theatrical release (when I originally saw it almost 10 years ago), but I watched the Directors Cut, and I don't like that ending nearly as much.

What happens in that ending?

Well, in the theatrical release Ash goes back to his own time, his girlfriend is alive again, and he has to fight some demons, etc. In the director's cut he sleeps in a cave (don't remember if that happens in the theatrical) under the power of a magical potion, so he doesn't age. You see the watch Ash get covered in spider-webs as his beard grows (rip van winkle style), and there are flashes to the world aging to modern times. Finally Ash gets up, cleans himself off, and breaks out of the cave. He looks out on the world and sees Big Ben sinking into the earth, and lots of urban decay. (perhaps a reference to the original Planet of the Apes, but those were before my time) Ash screams, "I slept too long. I slept toooo loooong!"

The End

You're right. The theatrical release is better. Lucky I saw that one instead of the other.

Most of teen movies are sucks. It will make a long list if I have to write all of them here..

I kinda enjoyed "Not Another Teen Movie". It was trashing all of these damn teeniebopper movies. But it was kind of a teeniebopper movie in itself, but for the angry bitter limp bizkit listening teeniebopper rather than the Justin Timberlake variety.

Well at least Justin can dance... And "Not Another Teen Movie" is indeed another stupid teen movie.

I didn't like Not Another Teen Movie either, it was pretty crude. Oh, a reeeeaally bad movie? Serendipity. Don't watch it unless you want severe brain damage.

Comedies like Stuck on You are really rubbish. Anything with can't-remember-his-name in is rubbish.

The Girl With The Pearl Earring. It wasn't about anything. It didn't have a plot. You might as well have stared at the picture for 2 hours.

I liked girl with a pearl Earing.

I hated Phenomenon

A tough one... Considering I fell asleep while watching Saw 4 in the cinema, I guess that would be the one.

How can you have a "Worst Movie Ever" thread wihtout mentioning Plan 9 From Outer Space, which was actually given the title, "Worst Movie Ever?"

Honestly though, The Happening is probably the worst movie I've ever seen. That is the only time I can remember walking out of a theater during the movie.

Holy Carp! This thread is from 2003!

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Mom & Dad Save the World.

Extremely campy and stupid.

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I kinda liked that movie.:blush:

Worst movie ever: Natural Born Killers.

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Army of Darkness Directors Cut. I really liked the theatrical release (when I originally saw it almost 10 years ago), but I watched the Directors Cut, and I don't like that ending nearly as much.

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Raimi's supposedly starting work on Evil Dead 4.

Worst film ever, The Patriot.

The most recent film that I just couldn't sit through was Across the Universe. I mean, usually I will sit all the way through a movie no matter how bad it is, but I just couldn't take that one. So many people like it though. Matter of taste. But it really is NOTHING compared to the countless sci-fi/horror b-movie films I've seen. But, you see, I actually enjoy those. So bad they're good. I wanna see Acne and The Astro-Zombies.

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How can you have a "Worst Movie Ever" thread wihtout mentioning Plan 9 From Outer Space, which was actually given the title, "Worst Movie Ever?"

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YES. YES. YES. Fwiggen YES. Golden Turkey Awards!

"You're all stupid humans, stupid, stupid!!!"
"That's enough outta you!" *slap*

Ed Wood. Is. Amazing. I like Bride of the Monster, too.


We already have another thread on this topic, no?

Oh, you guys are showing your [lack of] age. The worst movie ever is clearly a thing called A Star is Born, the intended vehicle to launch Barbra Streisand's movie career to the extent that she even bared her (shock, horror!) breasts in the role.

Galactic-sized fail.

At three hours long, it was already known as "A Star is Yawn" by halfway through the movie. Made all the worse by the distributors insisting that no intervals be allowed in any screening, it's so bad it's almost a parody of itself.

Still sends a shudder down my spine. Horrible.

Dude, Where's my Car? or any of the Matrix movies are masterpieces of cinema in comparison.

Greetings!I am sorry to cite that I cannot remember what is the worst movie,but a movie which has,well,nudity,sexual scene,would be the worst one!
I relish fighting movies.

Home Alone, I just hate that kid.

"Cool As Ice" (starring Vanilla Ice) was easily the worst movie I've ever seen. It included the classic line "Drop that zero and get with the hero!" It's so bad that it's fun to watch!

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Greetings!I am sorry to cite that I cannot remember what is the worst movie,but a movie which has,well,nudity,sexual scene,would be the worst one!
I relish fighting movies.

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Hmmm, yes, the one movie in film history that has a sexual scene - yes, that was pretty bad - can't say its' name though, on the tip of my tongue, you know...

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Worst movie ever: Natural Born Killers.

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:eek: That is one of my favorite movies ever! :lol: So good!!

I would say one of the worst movies I have seen is Scary Movie, that was just absolutely NOT my kind of humor, I guess.

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:eek: That is one of my favorite movies ever! :lol: So good!!

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It's one of my best friend's favorites as well. We still argue about it!!

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It's one of my best friend's favorites as well. We still argue about it!!

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Well I can see why someone would not like it because it's kind of weird, but then I love weird movies. :p I've always been attracted to weird or disturbing movies. It's really a question of taste, I guess.
Yes, I know I'm off topic. :crash:

Titanic

The '97 DiCaprio/Winslet version. This movie was absolute torture for me. My brother and I went to see it (he talked me into seeing it with him). So I was stuck watching it. He was my ride home.

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The most recent film that I just couldn't sit through was Across the Universe. I mean, usually I will sit all the way through a movie no matter how bad it is, but I just couldn't take that one. So many people like it though. Matter of taste.

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Isn't it bad??? I am a Beatles fan, but this was too much for me. I was so disappointed in it. Thank God I never paid the price of a movie ticket to see it and I waited for the DVD. I was able to fast forward through most of it. It was just bad. My brother "warned" me about it. He is one of the biggest Beatle fanatics alive. He was incredibly disappointed. He told me how horrible it was. I should've listened to him!