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Garr, here be the ship, we have the crew, we have the grub an grog, an now, we set sail... lets choose a destination, and setup proper!
Garr...
-new aplicants may post resume here aswell, but crew will vote on there acceptance... as tis the pirate way!
Need an archer to assist in maritime plundering?
The Carribean..
but o course, some one with yer skill be welcome...do ye have any references?
aie, the carribean it is, letus set sail!Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
References? If you want references, just ask all of the residents of Star City, Seattle, and Sherwood Forest, if you want references.
*drags santa sack of choclate oranges then sits on it.* Soooo we are going to the carribean?? id anyone remember to bring sea sickness tablets???
Someone is bound to be sea sick the first few days then where would we be??
*hums I am a pirate king*
stan, me lord, me name is jack. used to be jack sparrow, but me lost me sparrow down in these here caribbean islands. now, people call me jack. i be a great asset to your ship, me have many skills including axe wielding, burning (me be a pyromaniac, this be how i lost me sparrow....thought it would fly faster on fire....didn't really work arr...), GSA (grand ship auto), and many more things. also me captain, i can speak the proper inglish if we need a spy in a proper township or village.
i would consider it a great privilage to be onboard Stan's Dasterdly Ship setting sail to the Carribean... (arr...see me perfect inglish!)
-hands Nightshade a box of scopolamine tablets-
Can I join in Stan's Dasterdly ship...this sounds so interesting and thrilling.... can I join, can I join *flutters eyelashes*... I could be the cook... I love cooking and I'd cook with a lot of pleasure for all you guys... :nod: :D
Let her in!!! LET HER IN, I SAY!!!!
hummm what would you ccok our other cook wanted to cook the most unhealthy foods?
as self designated fusspot and holder of the medicine cabinet points to box of tablets and choclate orandges I need to know
:D
Thank you Robin... did you hear that, let meee iiinnn... *big smile* :D
whatever you want... you just give the name of the meal and the ingredients and I'll cook... whatever you want... :D :D
yupp I want her here!!!!
:D
-is now in a frenzy- Emeril Lagasse be damned, I say we LET HER IN!!!! For the love of whatever higher pirate authority you answer to, we need coquettes--I mean, women--and food on this voyage!!!
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
yey, yey, yey..... *dancing all around the room*
you'll have the best meals ever... :D
Ahem *throws a deadly choclate orange at robins head*
that is for the coquette remark I take offence.
??? coquette?? *chases him with a frying pan in the hand*
-spears the chocolate orange on a Razor Arrow and pins it to the Crow's Nest, then ascends to the top of the mizzenmast with a Cable Arrow, shouting across the ship-
She's fluttering her eyelashes!! It's an accurate description, I say!! Not my fault!!
Not when a coquette is also a euphimisim for somthing else!!!
ANd dont think you can get away from me that easily...
*runs after him sending vengence smilies http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb049.gif*
OT btw I found you that smilie
:Dhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb043.gif
Whoo!! Lady of the Smilies, indeed!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
What euphemism? I always used "coquette" as a synonym for "flirt."
not gonna say however did youlike you smilie??
its not actually shooting the other one:D
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb043.gif
Haha, I LOVE it!!
Actually, about the euphemism, at this point, it's more like a "What euphemi--...oh."
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am i in mateys??? i have not yet heard word of whether i am worthy for a place on this here ship.
What are your skills, jakobin?
these here are me skills.Quote:
Originally Posted by jakobin
also, if ever there a cook be needed when our cook be sick, me is able to cook a mean 2-minute noodles.
Calculate the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow and compare it to that of a roaring wave of flame. Then you're in, pending Stanislaw's approval.
Harr, sorry I'm late skipper, next time drop anchor closer to shore. Thar's a jibful o' sharks in these waters...an it don matter where we's headin long as theres a good wind behin us an pillagin afore... Lets take the fight to the lanlubbers an fill r pockets wit dublouns....Harrr (burp) Right!
Damn!Those pesky sharks are trying to nip at my wings as I take flight...I slept in....sorry everyone...I'm a little late....but aerial travel sure speeds things up..;)
*And Kaltrina, I was hoping to have a wildberry pie, so do your magic!I look forward to dessert.;)
~fires a few Fish Chum Arrows (What? It's possible...) into the water to keep the sharks distracted~
SHARKS??!!! Hey sharks?? do you think I could poisen them with Tea Tree oil infected Choclate orange or even better the choclate made with gee?:sick:
humm robing Fire a few these in the sea for me
*but wait I ned my note book to observe like.
~grabs the Chocolate Orange Arrow he pinned to the mast earlier and fires it out into the ocean, before shooting a standard arrow at the ship's bell, ringing it loudly~
COOOME AND GEEET IT!!!
DONT lean over to far and fall!!!!!!!!
No worries. If I fall in, I can always call my buddy Aquaman to bail me out.
before the sharks??
Sure!...I think. At any rate, I'm a superhero! How hard could it be to keep my bala--
~slips on a wildberry juice spill~
--AAAAHHHhhhh...~kersplash~
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh *goes into panic mode running around cartoon style piling up bandages*
wait a minute Im -ok was before I burnt the place down and was fired- an aprrentice apprentice magician I bet I could lift him up with magic
closes eyes and points but umm guess what as yousal somthing went wrong and now you are a rubber ducky.
:lol:
Quack? Quack quack squeak quack? QUACK!!!! Quack-quack quack quack squeak squack quack-quack!! QUACK!! QUACK-QUACK!!
(Translation: Wha...? What happened to me? AAAAHHHHH!!!! You've turned me into a rubber duck! AAAHH! SHARKS!!!)
OH NO! wait do you think sharks know they cant digest you?
you might be safe you know? but NOPE ahhhhhhhhh OH dear maybe we need a sea coffin soon No ILL CHANGE YOU BACK
if I rember how???