The LitNeT Town crier.

Printable View

Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

10-23-2005, 12:34 PM
Nightshade

The LitNeT Town crier.

The newspaper you can rely on for totally fictional and half factual reports on what is going on in the Literature Network Community.
And the first Item we have to report is that Nightshade has wayyyy too much free time.
The Forum book club is reading Thomas hardy's Return of the native.
Jay is looking for a reliable Recipe for life.
While in the Poetry Post section Satirical Jesterfield is the highest rated poem and Taliesin's World of shadows is the most popular.
There has been no new news on the whereabouts of the missing Troll Trolley anyone with any leads should contact the missing trolls department at the National Globe Trotting Toys Association (NGTTA)
Quite interesting side notes are:
a geek is a drink ( i think)
2 part reading
3 parts Forum

So ends the first edition
:p
10-23-2005, 12:45 PM
Bongitybongbong

i looked geek up in the dictionary and it's a person that bites the heads off of chickens.
10-23-2005, 01:01 PM
Nightshade

Thankyou for sending in your opinion to the newspaper.. the editor would like to point out that this is a LitNET slang invented apparantly last night by scher in the live chat (page 26 I belive)
:D
10-24-2005, 01:35 AM
subterranean

My my....talking about the "love" to the forum...:nod:

Say, can I post personal ads? ;)
10-24-2005, 02:45 AM
Nightshade

yupp anything everything is welcome here!
Well with in the rules, atleast:p
10-24-2005, 06:35 AM
subterranean

which are...?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nightshade

Well with in the rules, atleast:p
10-24-2005, 11:28 AM
Jay

The forum rules, you know, if it's got anything to do with politics (current), hands off and such, I'm sure you must have heard about that ;)

Latest news:
Jay finaly found out the reliable recipe for Life! Copyrighted B-Mental... if you don't know how to mix it, improvise and say 'here's your Life, sir/ma'am' :D
10-24-2005, 12:01 PM
Pensive

Pensive is a free person now as her exams are over.
10-24-2005, 04:11 PM
Nightshade

The Headlines
Mono has been gone 9 days.
Trolley is still missing. :(
On a slightly more upbeat note Nightshade was killed 7 times in 2 pages.
The Chosen one has yet to appear. And The prophecy seems to be doomed to fade to obscurity.
There has not been a role play for ages.
IN the forum book club it looks like Love in time of cholera is finally on its 3rd attempt going to win by one vote..or we will be doomed too another 19th century novel. :S
Causes for excessive violence and rage in todays youth is being addressed in General Chat.

fresh off the press
DANCING NANA BRUTALLY BUTCHERED!
As This issue was being posted the Embessy of smilies issued a stament confirming the murder of the beloved Banana Nana. As yet the details are sketchy but it seems that some monster ate him!
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/animal/1173.gif
Is this the face of the one responsible?
The Crier wants to hear from YOU!
10-24-2005, 08:33 PM
subterranean

Sub's news:

Sub is still don't understand what trolley means :blush:
10-24-2005, 08:39 PM
Nightshade

The mystery of The Troll uncovered!

trolley: the world trotting troll was lost err ok misplaced somwhere between Iceland (helga) and the UK (Nightshade) we suspect she might have been troll napped by evil Nome forces intenet on destroying the trolls ( or that is the Crier theory anyway) .
Some belive she did not want to visit the heat of Egypt and took a long but temporary detour.
10-25-2005, 01:36 AM
subterranean

Is that link a serious one?
10-25-2005, 03:22 AM
Nightshade

is it ever! yes, this is a respectable establishment everything we print is tottally serious:brow:
10-25-2005, 10:12 AM
papayahed

I am sending pictures of trolly to Interpol as we speak.
10-25-2005, 06:05 PM
Koa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pensive

Pensive is a free person now as her exams are over.

Is Pensive a She? :eek2: :confused:
10-25-2005, 11:43 PM
subterranean

I suppose so :)
10-26-2005, 12:59 AM
baddad

Quote:

Originally Posted by papayahed

I am sending pictures of trolly to Interpol as we speak.

....it might be quite funny if you actually did that.......and who knows, maybe someone there would help out on a lark..............and yeah, feel free to use MY return address, I fear nothing.............
10-27-2005, 06:46 PM
samercury

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pensive

Pensive is a free person now as her exams are over.

Make that the opposite for me please :D
10-27-2005, 08:19 PM
subterranean

Well, 'tis good to see that you're still smiling there sammy ;)
10-28-2005, 03:35 AM
Pensive

Pensive is happy because she has got the results of her exams.

hurray, its weekend.
10-28-2005, 04:21 PM
Perspicacity

I hope those results brought happiness Pensive. My exams did, and I'm so happy :D Good luck to all with exam anghst, and a special good luck to you Sammy! :wave:
10-28-2005, 05:01 PM
papayahed

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddad

....it might be quite funny if you actually did that.......and who knows, maybe someone there would help out on a lark..............and yeah, feel free to use MY return address, I fear nothing.............

I checked the Interpol site, when it comes to missing children (there was no category for rubber) only the local law enforcment agencies can report missing children to Interpol. Now we just have to decide which locality should gett his ball rolling. Would it be ihrocks? helga? nightshade? Not papaya!
10-28-2005, 08:18 PM
samercury

Yay! Exams are over...almost...still have one more.....at least it's week-end :D
11-08-2005, 06:08 PM
Nightshade

Today has been a day of gains and losses....
shea has returned :banana: as has the dancing nana
but weve lost rachel *sniff*
and both Mono and trolley are both still missing .
_______________________________________________

We are goning to nominate a member of the year!! isnt that cool!
We would like to hear your opinions on the matter....

Kilted exile has returned dince the last issue of this and umm let see there was a suiting of Master Bong recently as well
this month the forum book club is finally reading love in time of cholera after 3 attempts to get it voted and sources belive that Scher is over the moon ( Im not but that the way the cookie crumbles):D

on a note of interest the editor whises everyone a happy unbirthday!
:D
11-08-2005, 06:48 PM
NNoah3

We are short ten members to reach 9000 members, maybe we are going to start the new year with more than 10000. :nod:
11-08-2005, 06:58 PM
jakobin

do we want 10000 members? the whole forum then becomes so impersonal.

although maybe it will be fun, as long as we have many active users.
11-08-2005, 07:31 PM
Koa

I am visiting the forum at this late hour following Nighty's order :D

And I think it would be a good idea to delete some users who never posted...the ones that joined like 3 years ago and never returned for example... uhm maybe I should suggest it to the boss here, but I dont want to sound like a know-it-all...after all it's his place and if that doesnt bother him, I should just mind my own business ;)
11-08-2005, 07:55 PM
subterranean

Koa, I thought you don't take orders from anyone? (exclude your boss :D )

Smeagol aka Gollum was suggesting about deleting inactive members on the other thread. Though I don't quite agree with him, I think his idea of establishing a closer and more personal forum is sweet :nod:
11-08-2005, 08:00 PM
Koa

well maybe nighty is my boss and i didnt know? ;) or do i take orders from my boss anyway?
uhm it wasnt a great idea anyway...now if i dont collapse to bed within 2 minutes i'll probably die here so bye (in any case, LOL) :wave:
11-09-2005, 12:17 AM
jakobin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Koa

And I think it would be a good idea to delete some users who never posted...the ones that joined like 3 years ago and never returned for example... uhm maybe I should suggest it to the boss here, but I dont want to sound like a know-it-all...after all it's his place and if that doesnt bother him, I should just mind my own business ;)

i did suggest it and i got shot down once again (bang bang)

Latest headline: Jakobin was shot down in several threads leading to multiple gun shot wounds to the chest. He is now in hospital in rivendell being taken care of by elven nurses (*drooooll* elven nursessss) and should be up and running within the next few days.

until then, smeagol will take over his posting duties (NOO! GOLLUM SHALL DO IT!!) but there is still much debate over this from several parties.
11-09-2005, 05:56 AM
Nightshade

Quote:

Koa, I thought you don't take orders from anyone? (exclude your boss )

Oi! not just anyone here, anyway I hypotised her with smilies
:nod: ;)
_-----------------------------------------------------------

Isagel has returned and seen her birthday thread
and for all those intereseted the leaving your mark thread is sinking into oblivion again ;)
11-09-2005, 06:36 AM
Nightshade

O wow Night wants to say Haha I ve reached 2,620 posts in just over six months
"Ive been here six months and havent even realised it it seems like forever and yesterday."
and its official if I stay interested in somthing for as long as this itts fairly certain its not just a passing obsession that wears off :D
:banana: http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/050.gif http://www.websmileys.com/sm/fam/fam21.gif
11-09-2005, 08:19 PM
samercury

Congrats Nightshade! :D

In the News:

No school on Friday. :D

Two of my avatars are in a battling contest using a magic staff and a power pendant...for no apparent reason...
11-09-2005, 08:22 PM
subterranean

How come people always have kewl smileys....?
How come I never managed to find one?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nightshade

:banana: http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/050.gif http://www.websmileys.com/sm/fam/fam21.gif
11-10-2005, 05:46 AM
Nightshade

so do you want some sub??
http://www.spacespider.net/emo/whacky092.gif
ok actually that one isnt from this site but its a good site but be warned and dont repeat Pens mistake you have to watch these smilies are not always as innocent as they first appear
http://www.websmileys.com/
11-10-2005, 06:03 AM
jakobin

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/061.gif

this is my fav!!!
11-10-2005, 06:42 AM
Nightshade

The official opening of the Nominations for Member of the year

Today marks the official start of the nominating for the (forum) Member of the year.
A prestigious new award thought up by sub which deserves praise and acknowledgement.
Mr Jakobin is the project leader and is manging the technicallities, (except obviously the sticky buisness.:brow: ), commented
"I hope that this competition will add to the close-knit community that is LitNet, and that the outcome is fruitful."
The stalls were stampeeded with people rushing to nominate their 3 fav members.

The only doubt and negtive voice to be heard was that of Professor Pes of the smilie university http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sad/CRSSad.gif
who says :
" This is not a good idea not a good idea at all "
when presed as to his reasoning he said "
I need no reason I just know"
As such the editor feels the need to remind people that this is a friendly competion.

***related breaking news*** Professor Pes was trampled on by the stampede of people in objection to his natural negtive attitude to life.

So far there have been unoffical nominations for Jay, Taliesin and Nightshade
11-10-2005, 08:33 PM
subterranean

Dear Crier,

I'm writing to express my praise for your cover on the Member of The Year event. I truly enjoy your short, yet informative and entertaining article. Keep up the good work.

Sincerely,
Sub - A loyal reader of The Crier

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nightshade

Today marks the official start of the nominating for the (forum) Member of the year.
A prestigious new award thought up by sub which deserves praise and acknowledgement.
Mr Jakobin is the project leader and is manging the technicallities, (except obviously the sticky buisness.:brow: ), commented
"I hope that this competition will add to the close-knit community that is LitNet, and that the outcome is fruitful."
The stalls were stampeeded with people rushing to nominate their 3 fav members.

The only doubt and negtive voice to be heard was that of Professor Pes of the smilie university http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sad/CRSSad.gif
who says :
" This is not a good idea not a good idea at all "
when presed as to his reasoning he said "
I need no reason I just know"
As such the editor feels the need to remind people that this is a friendly competion.

***related breaking news*** Professor Pes was trampled on by the stampede of people in objection to his natural negtive attitude to life.

So far there have been unoffical nominations for Jay, Taliesin and Nightshade
11-10-2005, 08:44 PM
subterranean

Thank you NIght...:D

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cool/cool19.gif

See.. I can do it too now :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nightshade

so do you want some sub??
http://www.spacespider.net/emo/whacky092.gif
ok actually that one isnt from this site but its a good site but be warned and dont repeat Pens mistake you have to watch these smilies are not always as innocent as they first appear
http://www.websmileys.com/
11-11-2005, 07:04 AM
Nightshade

The race is hotting up!!
There have been a total of 16 nominations so far in alphebetical order they are:
Admin
Baddad
Foolonthehill
Ihrocks
Jay (5)
Mono (2)
Nightshde
Scheherazade (2)
Shea
subterranean

Additional suggestions have been for (in no particular order and not including those who were also nominated)
Kaltrina
Jakobin
verybadmom
crisor
logos
Darlin
Themis
Rosevn
papayahed
Taliesin
Pensive
emilie
darwin
Bongitybongbong

********the editor urges all readers to start nominating.

Th project leader, Jakobin has agreed to the idea of catagory awards ( we belive this to mean other than the BIG member of the year award but are awaiting his statment). The project leader asked for suggestions as to to catagories and said he hoped to set up a thread somtime in the next 24hrs.

We want to hear from You!
what do you think should be the catagories?

**On a related topic the editor clams that she was haunted last night by the forboding spirit of the late Professor Pes who is still bemoaning the dangerous of this topic does anyone know a good ghost buster?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...psychojoe6.gif

Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:40 AM.