I am Wolf Larsen! I am the Roman Empire of All Testicles!
Warning; The following poem is naughty! Read no further if you hate sexy things! You have been warned!
I am Wolf Larsen! I am the Roman Empire of All Testicles!
A Poem by Wolf Larsen
I am the psychosis you've been looking for!
Because I am Wolf Larsen!
And Wolf Larsen is every tomorrow that the rats & cockroaches have dreamed of!
Even your dogs & cats dream happily of being eaten by me!
Because I'm running for President!
Of the most powerful chaos on Earth!
Even your feet love me!
Because I am Wolf Larsen!
I am all the bananas talking to you in your sleep!
And my tongue creates poetry along your skin,,,
like tornadoes! Because I am tornadoes!
I am Bach smoking crack with all your tarantulas!
Even the ending of the poem loves me!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
I am Wolf Larsen the God of Cunnilingus!
Warning: Do not read this if you are against naughtiness and sex and all that! You have been warned!
I am Wolf Larsen the God of Cunnilingus!
A Poem by his Blueberry Majesty the Great Marsh-mellow Wooolf Larseeeeen!!
The Goddess of Poetry gets on her knees before Me!
And performs Oral Sex upon Me -
Because I am Wolf Larsen!
My Pen-Phallus has destroyed whole armies in fairyland!
Even the space aliens know my name!
The toads in the rainforest SCREAM Wooolf Laaaarsen!
The tornadoes hooowwwl my name!
The eaRtHqUaKeS spread my fame!
I am Wolf Larsen!
I am a plague of words!
I am all the venereal diseases of all of the brothels of all the universe!
Even the penguins know my name!
The penguins in Antarctica recite my poetry to the nightly heavens!
And I Make Love to Michelangelo's David!
And my feet are mentally ill!
Hello!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9gH_0R-DYY
I am an Orgy of Stravinsky!!!
I am an Orgy of Stravinsky!!!
a Poem by Wolf Larsen
All the gods beg Me to put them in My poems!
I am a whirlwind around your head!
I am postmodern classical music eating through your genitals!
I am tomorrow!
I am a nuclear war of tomorrows!
I urinate my peace & love all over the human race!
I am Wolf Larsen!
I am now!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
I am the god of the Public Toilet!
I am the god of the Public Toilet!
a poem by Wolf Larsen
The sunlight falls to my feet and begs me!
The music is in my genitals!
And I plaaay maAstuRbatiOn with the skyscrapeR in my hands!
because I am the royal Immaculate Conceptioner!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
Immaculate Conception in Boys' Town
Warning: Stop reading if you are very religious or hate sex! You have been warned!
Immaculate Conception in Boys' Town
a poem by Wolf Larsen
I put god on a leash and walk him like a dog!
I make bananas & stawberries in bed with the virgin mary!
I make thousands of years of immaculate conception with the priest!
because I am the most catholic
the most immaculate
conception
of Wolf Larsen!
I kiss you Jesus!
Let us meet in Boys' Town!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
A nAkeD pOeT scrEaMinG in DownOwn at the paSseRbY
A nAkeD pOeT scrEaMinG in DownOwn at the paSseRbY
a poem by Wolf Larsen
The only true poetry is the poetry in my ballsack!
The only truth is poetry!
The only solution is 60,000 ejaculations creating a new outer space!
A neW sYmphoNy of pinK & bLue & rEd & oRange!
Because these are the cOlors of my poetryyyy eJaculations!
And how can tomorrOw exist without my poetrY!!!
Messiaen! Messiaen!! Messiaen!!!!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
I am the Emperor of Lake Michigan!!!!
I am the Emperor of Lake Michigan!!!!
a poem by Wolf Larsen
I give the fish in Lake Michigan poetry!
I give all the other poets my ejaculations!
Art is my pee!
Art is the greatest pee known to the universe!
Because the pigeons are saved by bipartisan politics!
And George Washington is my sex slave!
I eat Trump!
I eat out the other Trump!
Me & my high school classmate R Kelly pee on the Obamas!
Oh what fun it is too ejaculate all over the Constitution with Santa Claus!
Let's immaculate conception together!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
Another poem! More poetry!
Thank you Tailor Stately!
OK! Here we go!
a poem by Wolf Larsen
I take out my great Pen-Phallus!
And I urinate the end of the world all over the Chicago skyline!
I yell at the squirrel in the park (he's a space alien!) to fly
to the 19th Century and tell Queen Victory to suck My
Great Pen-Phallus!
But instead -iN tHe cOnFuSioN - the Pilgrims arrive
Upon the shorres of Lake Michigan!
And as the Pilgrims lineeeee uuuup to Suck MY Great Pen-Phallus!
I YELL at the neRvOus paSseRbY that I am one of the South Side Gods!
We are the Blue-Collar Gods of the South Side of Chicago!
And let the mayor kiss our Asses!
Let the bourgeois liberals kiss our asses too!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
Watch this and see how I conquer comedy with surrealistic literature!!!
(Do not watch if you hate sex, naughtiness, or if you are very religious!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfkFL2UOoIM
We are gods! Blue Collar gods!
Too mAnY pSychOpaThs iN mY baLLsaCk!
Too mAnY pSychOpaThs iN mY baLLsaCk!
a poem by Wolf Larsen the Dog (woof-woof) Eater
The space aliens asked me to write you this poem!
Because the space alien in my brain is very banana!
Even sex while canoeing through the red river is...
It's all so very blue & green music!
Especially with the rats in the walls singing my poetry to each other!
You understand whiskey?
You breathe psychopaths?
Is your skin made out of poetry?
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN23-3anB7g&list=PLdqHIGcVGPF5weUdrQy-NbFwsSTBks9N6&index=15
Your Skin is Made Out of Nuclear Bombs!
Your Skin is Made Out of Nuclear Bombs!
a poem by Wolf Larsen
You love me because I am dead!
You hate me because your vagina is a great big sun in the sky!
Even the tarantulas crawl poetry everywhere!
And that is why my tongue in your vagina sings 20 billion universes!
I love you!
Love you like a canvas made out of urine & feces!
Because our love child is a symphony!
Our love making is a used tampon!
Our anal sex is a political candidate!
And the ending of the poem is an earthquake!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy8AT_NCn7g
The Orchestra of Insane People
The Orchestra of Insane People
by Wolf Larsen
The cello creates hundreds of dragons!
The sky leaps around the music!
The piano keys create fires across all the planets...
Then the trumpet ****s your mother!
And then a thousand violins play an afternoon masturbation!
The piano keys frolic with a painting...
The bassoon goes for a sunny walk through a nuclear war
Your mother jumps out of the trumpet!
Your father is inside of the clarinet players' vagina...
The flute happily plays the Mayflower sinking with the goddamn puritans aboard!
The trumpet plays their SHOUTS as they drown!
The flute celebrates!
Your father beats up the harp player!
And then all the members of the orchestra go on strike...
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te-R0eETD0c&list=PLdqHIGcVGPF5weUdrQy-NbFwsSTBks9N6&index=18
The Symphony of Eating Pussy in E Minor
The Symphony of Eating Pussy in E Minor
by Wolf Larsen
I am the greatest space alien Poet
to ever walk this third testicle from the sun!
Even the clouds understand my orgasms!
Even the piano keys understand my thoughts...
Giant vaginas the size of planets talk to me!
Then the end of the poem goes for a walk...
But the beginning of the poem plays the trumpet!
And the middle of the poem is lost out somewhere in the universe...
So should we practice cannibalism on each other some time?
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
The Emperor Nero with His Finger on the Nuclear Button
The Emperor Nero with His Finger on the Nuclear Button
by Wolf Larsen
My Penis is a Viking god!
And my Penis & my right hand create great Viking music together!
And when I stand naked in busy intersections
The passerby all lose their eyeballs!
Santa Claus lowers his pants and bends over before me -
And my Pen-Phallus delivers great Anal Symphonies
Because I am the bubblegum of Shakespeare!
I am the giant fish on surfboards
surfing across the universe!
Because the great fish opera
between her legs
will deliver a very merry christmas
to the Roman Empire!
Everyone of ancient Rome loves Santa Claus!
And I ejaculate the ending of the poem
all over the Renaissance!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
I am a Disease called Poetry
I am a Disease called Poetry
by Wolf Larsen
All my poems are diseases!
All my diseases are beautiful!
I shoot rocketships out of my Pen-Phallus
and up into the sky!
And the people fly around in my poems!
and the music is steel mills dancing across the landscape -
The skyscrapers dance with each other -
And all the angels & devils of heaven & hell dance together
to my poetry!
Because I am the Greek God of the South Side of Chicago
with my rhythmical spermatozoa!
And no one can tell me what reality is,
because I am the Poet god of the South Side of the universe!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
I turn surrealistic poetry into comedy here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h223aLtwfa4
Wolf Larsen is the Son of a god called Satan!
Wolf Larsen is the Son of a god called Satan!
by Wolf Larsen
When your wives hear my poems
they throw their clothes off!
Wolf's Pen-Phallus creates intergalactic music
with all your wives!
Wolf's Pen-Phallus creates yellow & green & red art
with all your wives!
All your wives beg for Wolf Larsen's poetry!
My warm poetry between their legs
when they return home to you
will blossom into the mighty statues of Michelangelo!
and it is an honor
to have Wolf's love child
blossoming in the wombs of all your wives & daughters!
Worship me!
I am the Poet!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FzNpto-jnU
Wolf Larsen has had 500 Women!
Wolf Larsen has had 500 Women!
by Wolf Larsen
The delicious universe of my bed
beckons to all your wives & daughters!
Wolf Larsen is grapes & strawberries & bananas in your wives' mouths!
I am a bisexual sculpture of joy!
I am a canvas of warm blue & yellow cum on a sunny afternoon!
Give me your sheep!
Give me your grandmothers!
I am Chopin creating jazz with mushroom clouds!
I am Picasso creating the universe with paintbrushes!
I am a mighty Penis
100 stories tall!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
Tomorrow is Delicious Now!
Tomorrow is Delicious Now!
by Wolf Larsen
Michael Jackson dancing with the mushroom clouds
is my Savoir!
I kiss the music!
Michael Jackson conducting the Subway-Train-Symphony-Orchestra
And Andre Breton skateboarding through your head
is the place that 10,000 pink flamingos want to be!
Especially with tomorrow opening its legs to me!
Like a house cat - Meow Meow - demanding to be eaten!
Shall I eat your wife's pussy now?
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen Stands On Top of Mount Everest
Wolf Larsen Stands On Top of Mount Everest and
Recites the Bop of the Boiiiing of the Skippy Peanut Butter!
a poem by Wolf Larsen the Purple King of Celestial Sex Goddesses is Beautiful!
I am the immense blue sky!
I am the universe!
Because I am the Poet!
I build poems with magical-flying-spermatozoa!
I fly my poems to all the space aliens!
My poetry is a sacrilegious religion!
My poems are whorehouses filled with "Virgin" Marys!
I pee on god!
I ejaculate the universe out of My Testicles!
My First Great Orgasm was the big bang
that created everything!
Poetry was born when I Wolf Larsen was conceived!
My poems are solar systems!
My poetry is a constant orgy!
All the words in all the space alien languages know My Greatness!!
BECAUSE I AM THE POET!
EVERYTHING IS ME!
ME IS EVERYTHING!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
ALL yoUr bEllYbuTTons aRe tAlKing tO mE!!!!
ALL yoUr bEllYbuTTons aRe tAlKing tO mE!!!!
by Wolf Larsen
I pull out my Pen-phallus
and I ejaculate classical music at the moon!
I tear myself in half
and the two halves of myself dance with each other!
I recite my poetry to ALL the rats & cockroaches
cRawLiNg arOund inside my mind -
the two halves of myself dancing
with all the rats & cockroaches in the subway -
as all the politicians on flying dildos
fly around me and SCREAM their political speeches!
And then a homeless Jesus Christ
pulls down his pants there on the subway platform and
He ****s the Italian Renaissance all over the place!
I sing 2,000 years of Jesus laughing on the cross
to all the train passengers
who all take their clothes off
and dance to Jewish holocaust SCREAMS!
Good morning!
I'm the Poet inside your testicles!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmjZoEhs9uk
A Planet You Visited in Your Dreams...
A Planet You Visited in Your Dreams...
by Wolf Larsen
The fish swim through the song
and into my head -
causing tens of thousands of skyscrapers to jump out of my penis -
and then millions of space aliens jump out of all the skyscrapers -
and the space aliens land in the songs -
that the fish swim into...
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
Strawberry, Jazz Saxophone, Orgy!
Strawberry, Jazz Saxophone, Orgy!
by Wolf Larsen
The Amazon River jumps over the universe -
and around the Chicago River -
and into this poem!
While the saxophone plays this phrase of poetry
jumping over the Chicago skyline -
and around New York City -
before it lands in your brains!
The people then fly into your brains -
and your brains & my brains drool down the insane asylum walls together,,,
And then the poem tiptoes off into the darkness...
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
