Best Ways to Train Writing Skills
Hi, I'm quite interested to hear your personal journeys on writing, and in particular, the most effective ways to practice writing.
How does one train oneself? Are there any guaranteed methodologies that will improve one's writing?
Thanks! Looking forward to hearing your thoughts :)
Ignore other writers! Listen to jazz instead!
Use lots of drugs. Lots of alcohol. Lots of sex. Listen to free jazz saxophone players doing their wild crazy thing and try to write like they play.
Try to write to the rhythms of the bed springs of whorehouses.
Try to write with pain of a soldier dying on the battlefield.
Right with all the noise & crash of American bombs falling on other countries.
Right with the pump & thawed of police Billy clubs hitting on somebody's head.
Rights with the energy of riots on the streets.
You probably won't learn much from other writers. The literary world is too backward & conservative & reactionary & filled with censorship. Most of all, the literary world is filled with a bunch of arrogant so-and-so's uptight about sex, who masturbate 10 times a day dreaming of their novel hitting it big.
You might find the painters to be much more inspirational than actual writers. I find the romantic & modern & postmodern painters to be the most inspirational!
Whatever you do don't write like everybody else! How boring!
I have carpal tunnel, and use voice recognition software, and I don't feel like going back in correcting the mistakes of the voice recognition software. I don't apologize for any errors.
I invite the literary world to kiss my ***. The literary world is just a big blob of diarrhea, if you want to be a great writer, ignore the literary world,, it's not like it's producing much in the way of great literature.