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Hello, Charlotte.

Hi, Bob.
How are you today?

Good. And yourself?

I've been better.

Excuse me, do either of you two know where I can find the water cooler?

Why, what's wrong?

(I'm getting to that.)

Well, these thong panties are really irritating my roids.

Oh nothing! I just wanted someone to acknowledge me. Do you like me yet?

That's not good at all. Would you like me to kiss 'em and make it better?

But that's not all.

Oh, no. What else is wrong?

I split the corner of my mouth open, doing you know what, with you know who.

You are such a dirty girl.

*blushes*
I know. Now about that kiss...why don't we take this to the other room?