The PAM is so cheap he uses used pantyhose as fishing nets, or used to anyways.
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The PAM is so cheap he uses used pantyhose as fishing nets, or used to anyways.
DUH! Why do you think they're called "fishnet stockings"?Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
(and I only fish with them AFTER I'm finished wearing them)
The PAM is so evil that she doesn't have to be afraid of going to hell when she dies because The Devil is afraid she'll take over if he lets her in...... kinda like she's doing with LitNet.
"All hail the new overlord....um ... Moderator, I mean, Moderator."
Yeah... Welll.... the PAM still wears bell bottoms and platform shoes, the Devil won't let him in cause the PAM dresses funny...
the pam can't stop breakdancing everywhere, (and she wonders why people give her weird looks!)
the PAM wouldnt know a poet if it bit her in her rear, becuase she is obviously a poet yet denies...bad pam...
The PAM still wears diapers.....on her head!!
The PAM prefers to be called "Snoda" or a mix between Snoopy and Yoda, and she tires to everyone to call her that...failing that, she wishes to be called Yoopy.
The PAM has to carry his passport photo with him because he keeps forgetting if he is a he or the girl he dreams he is...
The PAM is trying to scare away all litnetters with his new avatar. :lol: (No offense, Pen, just a normal insult. :D )
PAM wonders the hall in school looking for the room on the fifth floor. Of course there are only four floors in the building. You'll never find it PAM. ;)
Ha! PAM is a nasty secret agent from the dark side spying out our school. Or how can he know exactly how many floors there are??
wat i miss!wat i miss!wat i miss!
the pam is the blond that gets shot because she was a spy herself!
The PAM tried to be other than blonde, but damaged her tresses so severely that she went bald and is working on starting all over again...
The PAM is fashionablely late-- that is her fashions were out of style late in the 1950's... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/HUMPH.gif
And PAM actually knows...!!! :D
Pam is stalking FOB!
PAM just doesn't want to admit it, but she, too, is guilty of doing the same!!!
(or at least wanting to do the same...)
Pam doesn't know I'm stalking someone else and yet pretends to know!
PAM has a tendency to go overly emo.
The truth isn't insulting :D
PAM wears plaid and stripes together after labor day with white shoes!
PAM loves to dress like Harlequin.
PAM just wanted her name to have the same letters as Nietzsche is only why she spelled her name the way she did...She forgot the S, the H, the N, the E, and there's no K or A in Nietzsche. Or O or R. But you could have: Nietzskraorche
PAM has gone totally mad over puzzles and stuff that everything that comes across his brain now is letter combinations
The PAM's lovely guitar is sadly out of tune on a somewhat semi-permanent basis-- new strings! That's the ticket! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/musik/a055.gif
Pam is actually a zombie! He hangs around the lit-net to eat our BRAINS!
PAM has had her brain eaten
pam ate Bakiryu's brain with whip cream on top and a cherry
PAM makes people cry unknowingly...
The PAM the undersized Goddess of Death and Destruction, is a general joke at the gathering of the powers tha be, The God of War mistook her for the salt shaker... http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/scull.gifhttp://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/scull.gifhttp://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/scull.gif
the pam is a funny dude.w/a strong personality.
Pam makes all blonds strive to as smart as she is!
thank you pam.the pam is a caring person.
PAM has a great avatar. . . . . . . . .and for some weird reason that's like the only compliment I can think of. :):):):)
crap! Wrong thread! this is the insult PAM THREAD!
Um, Pam is afraid of lemons, she likes only limes and wears them as earrings!
PAM has been known to badly, and perhaps even a little deceitfully, misrepresent her poetic prowess.
the pam breaks deadly wind (i.e. pestilant gale *shrugs*)
The PAM's Onions are the general cause of halitosis
wat are you talking about onions for?wait a minuit,i love onions.
the pam likes to talk about stuff that is random(like me), you are not alone.
The PAM wears socks on her hands.
The PAM wears gloves on her feet. And as pants when she manage :nod: