look up my uncle, who specializes in locating people...
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look up my uncle, who specializes in locating people...
who are unordinary...
It took me 3 days to find my uncle, as he keeps rather secretive...
, especially about those islands he's got hidden in his closet. When he first told me about them I was ready to commit both him and myself to an insane asylum, but he convinced me when...
we were in the Pyrenees...
and met some really cool travelers, who ....
Didn't like granola. How very....
unforgetable was the trip. However the rain
was literal cats and dogs, so i had a very unusual...
encounter with a dog that landed on my head, and when we...
released him, we decided to name him .........
spiky because we saw that he....
actually wasn't a dog, it was a cat, so
we needed to get rid of all....
the extra things lying around, so....
we dragged in the snow shovel and scraped the area down to bare floor and carried the detritus out to the...
giant crate out in the yard which was usually reserved for ......
people we found squatting on our property...
but we'd gotten rid of them by...
locking them in the crate one night while they were sleeping and sending them out of the country to...
a fertilizer factory in New Zealand, where...
argentina, which we then thought...
quite odd, because they were in two places at the same time.
This probably was a quantum effect caused by...
the pears dancing in the skying, creating...
the illusion that distance did not exist.
Which can be convenient if
you have a summer home on Mars.
But as for me, I still remember..
when the Earth was falt, and people regularly fell off the edge into...
A pool at the White House, and this confused the Secret Service because...
the pool was teeming with alligators, which looked hungry
and made us wonder why...
Yes, why would anyone pen alligators in such an inappropriate place. Was it because...
they were very cheeky alligators and deserved a punishment, or was it because...
No one could think of a better place for the supplies for the barbecue?
then we discovered the real reason, which was quite silly. they wished...
to assassinate the President by alligator. Apparently they had forgotten that the present incumbent was not a perfect...
dancer, so they had him watch re-runs of the great dances of ..........
Fred and Doris, all the time wishing that the movies had better plots, such as...
a candystripper finding her way into a ....
Giant mayonnaise machine of....
gumbballs, you know, the ones that cost twenty-five cents and taste like. . . . .
glucose which cements your arteries and cause....
a hyneria and you cry like a litte. . . . .