The PAM is Italian. (I normally would consider that a compliment not an insult, but I know it bugs the PAM :D )
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The PAM is Italian. (I normally would consider that a compliment not an insult, but I know it bugs the PAM :D )
The PAM said I can't tell apart genders.
The PAM takes people's accurate insights into her gender distinguishing deficiencies too seriously. :D
The PAM thought that I took people's accurate insights into my gender distinguishing deficiencies too seriously ;)
The PAM takes everything way too seriously, needs to relax. Too much coffee, perhaps? :)
The PAM types on his computer with fingers still slimy from bathing in his dragon's pond.
The PAM dines on old shoes and boiled soap.
The PAM dines on turnips laced in spiderwebs from her crypt. . . .really, PAM, cheese is MUCH better on turnips, trust me. :D
Cheese on turnips? Hmm...
The PAM wears her pants backwards.
The PAM wears her pants with a skirt over them and socks with her sandals
The PAM wasn't supposed to divulge my fashion secrets! The PAM is a blabber!
The PAM stole my idea of wearing my pants backward for her newly published book: Seven Trends for Highly Unfashionable People. The PAM is a thief! :D
The PAM is jealous of the success of my book and the dismal failure of her own:
Nosepicking IS the career for you! tsk tsk. :p
OMG! How did you find out about my book?? Who told you what I do for a living??? *rofl*
The PAM attempted to create a career for herself in nosepicking, specializing in stringers, but did herself a near-fatal injury in trying to remove a particularly promising specimen with her 3 foot long fingernails and thus was asked to consider early retirement due to disability.
The PAM knows all about the dangers of long nails...check out the 18 inch long pinky toe specimen she sports! :D