Would You??

Well I never wanted to pay Texas in the first place, so yes.

Would you bash your head against an armadillo for an hour 'cause you were unafraid to show your feminine side?

Probably not. Would you?

Absolutely not. Armadillos carry leprosy, and no one's feminine side is worth that.

Would you release a big fish if you caught one?

I'm assuming 'big fish' isn't a metaphor here, PB. The answer therefore is yes, 'cause I don't fish and don't like to eat fish or any other seafood. My motto is: "If it lives in the sea, it should stay there." Now, if we're talking metaphorical big fish, like a six-foot Amazon babe of the variety who makes me week in the knees, then heck no, I'd keep her in a very large shoebox and take her out when I wanted to play with her.

Armadillos carry leprosy? This I never knew.

If you found yourself in the familiar situation of being on a first date and having to unleash gas--and I mean so bad you thought your colon might explode--and you couldn't excuse yourself to the men's room, would you beg your date's pardon and go ahead an let 'er rip, or hold it in and possibly blow like a pressure cooker?

I'd complain of a recent infestation of Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders and let her rip.

If, after following my above solution to TC's stated problem, you realize suddenly that the sphincter is an ignorant muscle, incapable of differentiating between gas an liquid, and you find yourself sitting in a noxious puddle of goo, do you laugh it off? Do you pretend it's just business as usual? Or do you cut your losses and run for exit and move to a new town where nobody has ever heard of you?

I'm pretty sure I'd laugh then run for the bathroom. I happens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAwIKeIXjoM

If the above situation happened to your date, and everything else being pleasant would you ask them on a second date?

No way lol.

If you were on a sinking ship with your best friend and the ship would only be able to float with the weight of one of you, would you jump off to save your friend, push your friend off, or hold on so you would die together?

Jump off to save my friend.

Would you volunteer to be one of the pioneers of a Mars colony and leave your family behind (assuming you have family) ?

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No. The idea doesn't enchant me, honestly.

Would you trust blindly in your best friend?

Absolutely.

Would you go without your electronics for a month ?

No. No cellphone, no TV, no computer it means that i wouldn't talk to a lot of people, wouldn't know a lot of things, wouldn't to a lot of stuff. And all i would do it would be very more difficult to do.

Would you accept a job offer in the other side of the world?

Absolutely.


If somebody you liked spent time cooking you a meal and they cooked something you didn't like would you eat it or tell them you didn't like that particular dish? For example, somebody cooked fish for me, I hate fish.

I would make the effort of eating it, and latter i would say i don't like the meal, but that the one the person cooked was good. This way, i tell the person i don't like it, it's not to repeat cooking it, but i don't make the person feel bad because i say it tasted good.

Would you restart a relationship with an old boyfriend/girlfriend if you could?

It depends.If there is a possibility of the relationship florishing again, why not?


Would you go to live in a country without speaking its language?