Two extra letters?
If not humans then what?
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Two extra letters?
If not humans then what?
Snow balls.
These are way too mature. Why do farts smell?
Six. Who is that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pompey Bum
Wrong. It's so deaf people can enjoy them, too.
During which war (and battle) did Dr. Watson receive his war wound(s)?
His Waterloo?
Why wasn`t Napolean not the first person to climb Mount Everest?
Too short saw too tall and wasn't too interested.
Where does the wind blow?
NorthQuote:
Originally Posted by Calidore
How many is in a twelve?
Very many.
Why do you ask?
now, did I?
If you were at Waterloo: which side would you be against?
The left side.
Where is earth?
In a garden.
Whither art thou fleeting?
Whaaaaat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you like my answer?
The plot was a tad simplistic but the characterization was deft and the style genuinely inspired. I am eagerly awaiting your future work.
Who exactly was Basileus Suteros Menandoi?
a "typo-cal" twin brother/sister/
why always grumpy oldold person and not young?
The difference between an angry young man and a petulant old curmudgeon is mere social prejudice. Except for the part about being old. Also we have more life experience. And we drool.
I still want to know who King Suteros Menandoi was, but okay: is it rude to call a fruit "tart" just because it's not sweet to you?
It can be done, but fruits are very thin skinned - so best not call them tart.
Why do fools fall in love? Why can't we sing, "smart people fall in love"
Ah grasshopper, a smart man would already know why.
Wouldn't the Egyptians have got it after the plague of frogs? Was killing their kids really necessary?
There kids were very bad, often screaming, 'nanny nanny boo boo stick your head in poo poo" for hours - the gods became angry..
Why doesn't every country do as Italy and change sides when losing in a war - everyone would win then!
For fear they'd have to eat anchovies, too. Nuremberg would have been better.
Shouldn't coo-coo clocks have thought of something more intelligent to say by now?
i think "coo coo" sums things up quite accurately - as far as i can see.
Where's your question?
Where's your answer?
Aside from courage, what makes the Hottentots so hot?
Either Hotten or tots.
What is this all about?
it's about the Hottentots and why they are so shorty and snappy.
Why is litnet no longer highly active?
Because reading Proust is so exiting it slows everything else down by comparison.
Which is a stupider thing to call automobile fuel: gas or petrol?
Electricity
Is there a test for determining the level of stupidity in a human?
It's not this game?
Should we be concerned that Santa is an anagram for Satan?
a tad, if that someone is enthusiastically waiting/awake uptill dawn.
Are you that 'someone'?
I wait till dawn, but only for the Apocalypse.
Why didn't Cinderella's slipper turn back with the rest of her clothes?
Because she wasn't wearing it.
What are garden gnomes for?
And she was wearing the coach and horses? I mean, be realistic!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkman
Regular gnomes let them live on the fringes of their lands for a quota of the foodstuffs they produce plus compulsory military service.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkman
How does Santa Claus pay the elves and what do the have to spend it on?
He pays them with bit coin and they have to spend it on World of Warcraft characters. :)
Where do oysters come from?
Whence cometh that beast called the oyster?
Not from lands but from climes that grow moister.
I could be more specific
(As Atlantic, Pacific)
But my views, upon you, I'll not foister.
What exactly is Atlas standing on?
A stable platform constructed by quantum mechanics at a null-point in space time.
Where, exactly, is Zebedee's bed?
I have removed my comments and apologize to Hawkman.
Do mermaids get tired of having sea food all the time?
No, it keeps THEM from being food!
Do people in solitary confinement get lonely?
Not when there's Mr. Brickie to talk to.
Do tropical fish consider us their slaves?
No we're lower than that on their scale
Do people in rubber rooms erase themselves?
No, but not for lack of trying.
Was Fay Wray ever really happy with King Kong?
He WAS tall and dark, but handsome would be pushing it...
Do you thin they'll ever settle this "Who was Jack-the-Ripper? argument?