just go in peace. speaking of peace...
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just go in peace. speaking of peace...
lte's live in a house in thw woods! we can...
live with seven dwarves and be in a book then a movie! oh how....
boring that would be...i'd rather live with the wood nymphs who woulld...
Help me get the ants out of my bark.
The last time I saw a wood nymph...
i smiled but it ran off with...
something I didn't want to lose...
which was my boyfriend. then i fumed and....
realized it was staring at me...
because it liked girls better than boys. Well what the...
heck can you do?
When you come from Kalamazoo, and there's ..............
talking donkeys coming from all around you doing kung fu, what do you do? i would...
Believe in flesh eating mango monsters. The live in.....
Moscow. And...
i would call them because they're my homies, and they woiuld back me up against the donkeys. After the fight, i would...
Sex it up with their girlfriends, which would make me feel...
confused, as I suddenly back-tracked in thought to the donkeys and realized, what the heck are they doing here? and then...
MAN SLAP! Whew, glad that I....
ate that rotten pear! now i can...
have a good excuse not to...
work on my motorcycle which has been in the shack for the better part of my life...i'd rather.
go look for more rotten pears! and then I'd write...
for the dark master who would make me...
read it aloud to him while he was...
staring at me and i knew he was thinking....
I would falter, but...
i kept reading, word after word until...
I finished. Since I had written and recited a spell...
the dark master turned into a light master who then...
disappeared. And I began to cry, until suddenly...
a bright light shined down on me, and i...
became the light master, then I told...
him that i loved him, but he...
said he couldn't love a light master, because...
he used to be dark, but i grabbed him and kissed on the cheek and said...
"I wrote a spell which can make you a light master too," and...
he said, "It's no use! you cannot erase the past," but i slapped him and said...
"Get a hold of yourself!" just 'cause I've always wanted to... and he
disappeared into the tree closest to him. then i went to new york to...