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Momentum - the quantity of motion of a moving body, measured as a product of its mass and velocity, a useful definition for anyone who knows the meaning (in physics) of the word 'velocity'.
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Romance - A novel in which a dark, handsome, wonderful millionaire meets and ultimately marries a fairly obscure and ordinary woman.
Imaginary
Imaginary: That part of the very little we are aware of that has lost its credibility.
Soup
Soup - meat & two veg with gravy, without the meat & two veg.
Noah
Noah: A negative response to the question: "Do you smokah?"
Plenipotentiary
Plenipotentiary: a diplomat possessing absolute authority, and encouragement, to break all the laws in some other country.
Caliphate
Caliphate: The wedding night of religion and anarchy.
Career
Career: An imaginary path with never-ending goals and obstacles most successfully taken when one finally realizes there never was a real path there to take at all.
Disaster
Disaster: Any problem that might effect my waistline, life line, or the bottom line
Cheerful:
Cheerful: Our natural state until we start worrying that it will not last and then it stops.
Fear
Fear: The number after free
Bleak
Bleak: A place that could use a happy face, so here it is: :)
Gift
Gift: A nefarious tool for placing someone in a position of obligation to you; the giving of gifts demonstrates humanity's highest capacity for malice, having turned charity into a form of entrapment.
End:
End: That part of a movie where it is OK to get up and leave. That part of a book where you can stop reading and still legitimately claim that you finished it. That part of your body that kisses the chair.
Eye Drops
Eye Drops: Artificial tears in case you actually run out of real ones
Nightmare:
Nightmare: a nice diversion from reality.
Modernism