Pam

The PAM wishes she had 3 beautiful turnips :p

That may be so, but a king doens't have to answer questions, but okay, go ahead and ask me if I'm king of the Martians!

The PAM couldn't spell his way through a book of cigarette papers! http://www.websmileys.com/sm/smoking/rauch04.gif

The PAM fancies himself to be a talented chef. His specialty? A very complicated dish he calls "Water...twice boiled." ;)

The PAM finds making toast challenging.

The PAM is the king of ant hills :lol:

And the PAM has forgotten that ant hills are ruled by Queens! http://www.invision.smileyville.net/...s/doh (10).gif

The PAM kidnaps people and makes them dig ant hills. :lol:

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Originally Posted by kathycf

The PAM sleeps underneath her bed, claiming it is "cozier, like a cave".

*gulp* I know, that was a terrible thing for me to say about poor ol' mir. :D

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i repeat, . . . ouch? :lol: what, like it ISN'T? :D :p and :banana: ! hi kathy : )

the PAM roasts small, innocent tomatoes and terrorizes their communities. tsk, tsk.

The PAM pinches her cheeks to give herself a rosy glow. Just buy some blush, ya cheapskate! :p ;)

Hiya mir. :D

Actually, the PAM is the quintessential Cheapskate, twisting and turning every penny she has, so she can get the most fun out of it, this is her only entertainment, because she is too cheap to buy anything with her money.

The PAM sings his favorite song over and over and over again.


"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads...fish heads fish heads, eat 'em up, YUM!"

duh, PAM, I obviously bought a computer and internet access! :lol: ;)

"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish..."
Oh sorry, you were saying? You bought a computer, but don't you, the PAM, go to friends so you can use their computers to surf the internet? :p

"...fish heads fish heads, eat 'em up, YUM!"

The PAM enjoys a rousing game of "where is my foot?"

So, can you guess where it is? :D

The PAM always dives into the water belly first, (ouch)

i understood why this PAM thing caught my attention...because there's a chain of supermarkets called PAM around here... :D