WE HAD SOME GOOD YUCKS OVER THIS THREAD.
If you survived a plane crash in the Andes but ran out of food, would you eat the (already dead) men or women first?
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WE HAD SOME GOOD YUCKS OVER THIS THREAD.
If you survived a plane crash in the Andes but ran out of food, would you eat the (already dead) men or women first?
See, the problem with this one, PB, is that as soon as one indicates which sex he'd start with, there immediately follows the next question, that being which part of the body one eats first. And then we're on thin ice, what with you being such a lascivious person, with your constant appeals to the salacious. So let's do it this way. Before you and the other survivors of said Andes crash froze to death or starved, would you play one last game of Pokemon Go? You never know how many rare Pokemon might be hiding up in them mountains.
No. I haven't caught the pokemon craze.
Would you live in one of those mini houses?
Hey Papayahed! Welcome back! :)
No, I tried, but Mickey got suspicious and, hey, we didn't want to hurt the guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
Would you eat a deep-fried tarantula just to say you'd done it?
I don't know what kind of circles you move in, PB, but I've never felt that bragging I'd et a fried tarantula would boost my status. In other words, heck NO!
Meanwhile, your Minnie Mouse joke was staggeringly good/bad and would be perfect for our now revived joke thread. Do jump in there when you can and favor us with a pun or two.
If you could make love to whichever model or movie star you reckon is the hottest in the world, but only when they were a senior citizen, would you?
Mrs Bum, of course.
I actually did eat a deep-fried tarantula which I got off a woman crouched beside a big basket of them on a roadside in rural Cambodia. It made me so sick they almost didn't let me back into Taiwan. So to answer my own question, no from now on I'm just going to tell people I ate it.
If someone tried to rob you at gun point, and you thought there was about an 80% chance the gun was a fake, would you hand over your money? (You are carrying about $100).
I probably hand over $100 to anyone trying to rob me, weapon or no weapon; it's not worth possibly dying over.
Would you play to win at a game (there's no prize on the line) as hard as you possibly could even if you knew that winning by a wide margin would embarrass/upset your opponent significantly?
Smart move.
If it was a kid or someone significantly older than me, I'd just take a dive. Otherwise I would respect my opponent enough to do my best.
Would it bother you to discover from a DNA test that your ethnic group was not what you thought it was?
No haha, I think I'm almost entirely Scottish on both sides and it's one of my least favourite countries right now. And if I turned out to be Elizabeth Warren style Native American I could get all that nice affirmative action.
If you were single would you get into a relationship with a single mom?
Depends how big her...I mean...I'd have to think about it. Probably not. There's a world full of lovely young single lasses what ain't got no kids.
I didn't know Elizabeth Warren had claimed to be Native American, I just read about it. Let me take this opportunity to say HA HA HA HA HA!!! :rofl: Let's see, now she can own a gambling casino and qualify for BIA welfare. I always thought she was a [insert word that gets you immediately booted from Litnet] and now I have one more reason to.
You're married to a former celebrity, PB? Or a former model? You dog, you.
If you had information that could expose the (very real) crimes of a high ranking elected official, but doing so might compromise national security slightly for a short time, would you do it?
Clopin: It could be okay, but you'd have to be prepared to get serious about her and consider a lot more personal responsibility. A kid changes a lot.
TC: Big Chief Warren heap important ensure universal access to medicine man.
And what do you mean former? ;-)
Yes. I'd tell the truth in a second.
I'd tell the truth in a second, too. And if anyone has a problem with that they can go Warren themselves. :lol:
But you forgot to give us a new one, PB. It seems I shall have to do your work--again.
If you were a cheese addict--I mean someone who'd crawl over broken glass to get some--but the only cheese available was the stinkiest of stinky cheeses, would you eat it?
Oh sorry. Yes, the stinkier the better. If it's not at least as bad as your brother socks, it's not really cheese.
Would you rather have bad sex or a bad dream? You must choose one or the other.
I could answer this one in my sleep. [NB: this was a little joke] I'll take a bad dream any time. I have them all the time. Me and nightmares go back a long way. Now bad sex, I've had a little too much o' that in my time. Matter of fact, really good sex--I mean the howl at the moon and set someone on fire kind--now that's been a wee bit too scarce of late.
Would you rather have sex with Elizabeth Warren or be the victim in one of the Saw movies? [Note: suicide is not an option.]
Big chief Warren no smokum peace pipe. I'll watch the movie. :-p
Would you renounce your citizenship if it meant you never had to pay taxes?