Would You??

If the celebrity were Emma Stone or a young(er) Scarlett Johansson or a young Rachel McAdams, f**k yeah!!

Let's take this to the next logical step. Would you have sex with said celebrity crush, while engaged to someone else, if you knew you would get away with it? Now answer the same question, but if you weren't sure you'd get away with it?

No to both. Now if all parties involved were open to a threesome? Maybe?

If you were on a date with someone and things were going well and you were pretty sure at the end of they were going to sleep with you, but during the course of the date s/he makes a racist comment, would you let it slide so not to ruin your chances to score or would you call them out on it on the spot?

that's funny muse, that's a Seinfeld episode too!

I lean towards the discussion over the comment...although if you would have asked that question when I was in my 20s, my answer probably would have been different...

hoping to catch someone say yes on this one---would you be willing, without my saying what it is beforehand, to hunt up what might be my all time favorite episode of a tv show and give it a viewing?

(instead of waiting days for someone to say yes and maybe no one ever will, feel free to say no, i'll be okay...smiles...)

Then you won't take it too hard when I say no, and I promise it has nothing to do with your deodorant. :-0

And the answer to the former question has entirely to do with the girl's anatomy and whether she is known to do certain, er, um, things.

Now let's recast that question, but this time, instead of making a racist remark, the girl/guy in question, who is absolutely gorgeous, has halitosis like the stench on a fishing trawler three months out at sea.

I suppose in theory its possible to have sex without kissing or coming near enough to smell the sea stench, but im not sure any amount of gorgeousness would compensate for the kinda weirdness that might entail.

if you were in a student and saw a fellow student cheating on an exam, would you tell your teacher?

Probably not I usually like to mind my own business. If I personally didn't like the other student than maybe for revenge.

Would you help a fellow student cheat if you believed you could get away with it and they offered you a 100$?

When i went back to school after becoming disabled, I was often enough the oldest student in the Community College. I was also one of the brightest. I never deliberately helped anyone cheat, but neither did I attempt to hide my work. One guy I'd known since he was a little kid got caught cheating off my math test. He was disciplined by getting a zero for the test. I got an A. My best friend during the time I was getting an Associate's Degree in Computer Information Technology was in most of my classes,and any team efforts meant she was on my team. She usually sat right beside me. She nearly failed a class, but she refused to cheat off my paper. I even suggested she do so, but she declined.

Would you do someone's homework for them?

No, only in the event that the person may fail the grade - so a kind of emergency bailout.

Would you major in the same subject if you had to do university again?

i would, but I also think in retrospect, a double major would have been great. in fact, when I finished grad school I actually applied for a masters degree in another subject. visited the school, met with the dept head, the whole shebang---but I didn't get accepted. they believed my lack of undergrad preparation in that particular subject matter was too big of an obstacle. if I was really smart, I would have applied to more than one place.

in the movie red, the bruce willis character reads a book because he is very interested in this girl he's been talking with on the phone, and who likes that book. would you do likewise---read a particular book that you presumably wouldn't read of your own accord, by way of insinuating yourself into the life of a love interest?

Now your question is interesting, bounty, because 'love', in this instance, can be interpreted either as love or sex. If it were a love interest, as in someone I thought I could love, then yes, provided it wasn't by Nicolas Sparks. :-0 For a sex interest, although I don't think I would still do so at my age, then yes, if the reading of said book would serve as a veritable shoehorn that would slide me into her pants like a, well, like a foot into a shoe.

Would you feign a love of anchovies or some other food to which you have a strong revulsion to impress a love and/or sex interest?

I did something very roughly similar. an old girlfriend id only been seeing for a short while took me home with her over some vacation to meet her parents. they were great cooks and at the evening meal, there was this one thing I loved and this other thing I had a verrrrrrrrrrry hard time stomaching. as is my wont, I ate the thing I disliked first. seeing this, the parents thought just the opposite, that I liked it, so they kept piling them on my plate. I think eventually I was holding my breath and just swallowing the stuff whole.

but i think that was less about impressing and more about not offending and just being a good guest.

in general, i don't think i would...honesty is important, as are some interpersonal differences.

if you took a date to a restaurant, and your date didn't finish the meal, would you finish it, doggy bag it or allow the waiters to throw the leftover food out?

If they were not interested in taking the leftovers themselves than if I liked what they ordered depending on how hungry I still was, I would either eat it, or take it with me for lunch the next day. If I didn't like what they ordered and they didn't want the leftovers than the waiter could take it.

If the sister or brother (depending on your sexual preference) of your girlfriend/boyfriend came on to you would you tell your g/b friend?

I really can't answer this without knowing the details of the case, since my response would depend on those details. If the sibling was underage, or unbalanced or came on to me in some insane way, or threatened to claim to my SO that I'd come on to them, etc., then yes. If, on the other hand, the sib was not underage, let's say a sophomore in college, blue or green eyes, 5'9" with maybe a D or DD cup, then hell no. I'd let her have her way with me and damn the torpedoes. I ain't gettin' any younger.

If you knew or suspected that a relative of yours, a cousin perhaps, who you knew to be extreme in their politics, might have now gone so far as to become involved, perhaps only in a marginal way, with terrorism, would you go to the authorities?

if I "knew", yes; if I only "suspected" I might, but I think I'd approach my cousin first and I'd save the "yes" until after I saw the results of the confrontation.

would you personally house a Syrian refugee?

A very well-crafted question and one requiring some thought. It really is several questions in one, though, so I need to break the aspects of it down into its component parts:

1) (And this is a crucial part of my ability to answer your question, bounty): Which Syrian are we talking about? There are apparently some engineers and such working now in Germany, who, at least from the news reports, appear to be well-educated professionals who are simply living and working in Germany. On the other hand there are people of every description contained in the waves of refugees.

2) I am Jewish, and would need to know absolutely the feelings of the individual towards Jews. For those who are not Jewish, this is a more complicated matter than it might appear, especially in this context.

3) I would need to know absolutely the politics of this person, for various and probably obvious reasons.

4) I would need to know absolutely what kind of Muslim the person was, if he was. If he's simply a normal person who happens to be Muslim, not an extremist and harbors no ill will towards the West, etc., that's one thing, but you'll forgive me if, as someone who lived through 9/11 and who learns occasionally that a bunch of office workers are murdered one day by a co-worker who previously had seemed a perfectly reasonable person of the Muslim faith, I am a little leery.

5) Does this person have any skills or education such that they can soon become gainfully employed, support themselves and get their own place?

I think, all things considered, I'm going to have to say no on this one. Note that in the foregoing I've tried to avoid offending anyone, but I have deep and strong feelings in this area.