Would You??

Yes. The keys to this being that you mentioned I would get away with it, and that it was an important exam. In that case, in the words of John Cleese in drag, intercourse the penguin.

In a zombie apocalypse, where you were isolated somewhere with an old or sick person who wasn't very mobile, and only enough food and water for one person, and a horde of zombies approaching so you had to leave quickly, would you try to help the person get away, or grab the food and water and run, knowing that you would escape but the other person would become a meal?

Logically the old sick person is not going to survive long in such a world anyway and would just be a liability, so I would take the food and water and run. I would, if I could leave the old sick-person a weapon if I had one to spare. With that they could choose to either fight in a last stand, or take their own life.

Would you get in a relationship with someone whose previous spouse had a mysterious death?

Eff, no. Matter of fact, I wouldn't even get into a relationship. They're best avoided, and now that VR is almost here, I'd just as soon don an Oculus Rift and interact <cough> with a visually stunning AI named Beatrice.

If you could dive into a completely convincing (to your brain) virtual world, where everything was to your liking, your fantasy existence, because an AI read your brain and produced all the conditions, events and people that would give you utmost fulfillment, but doing so meant leaving the real world and all its inhabitants behind forever, would you? Remember: You can have anything that is in the real world in your virtual one.

muse, I wonder if it matters who the old person is? a loved one, or parent, as opposed to a stranger?

I recently tried to read "pride and prejudice and zombies"---initially it was interesting, but the novelty wore off very quickly, and I didn't finish it.

I wouldn't...real life has meaning and purpose, especially when things aren't to our liking.

if you somehow had the opportunity to know the day of your death, would you want to know it?

Nope. I think I would start obsessing about it.

Would you move into one of those tiny houses if given the house?

Heck, no. I think those tiny house people are 'tards, and they prolly reek of patchouli to boot.

Would you have a harem if you could?

im pretty much a one woman type of fellow...but, well, maybe for a weekend?

if you had a chance to act in a play or movie, but the character you had to play was evil/mean/nasty/wicked/absolutely terrible---would you do it?

Heck, yes! I've often heard actors say that villains are the most fun to play, and I think I can understand why.

If you could transfer your consciousness into a new, young, beautiful body of your choice, would you do it?

Well, I'm 55, overweight, thinning hair, and impotent. Darn right I would!

Would you reveal a nasty secret to your best friend if it involved their spouse?

Depends what you mean by nasty. If it's "By the way, Mike, your wife has the clap from that basketball player she's been balling on the side," I'd probably tell him.

Would you ball another man's wife if you were a basketball player and could get away with that sort of thing 'cause your lawyers protected you and you had paternity insurance?

no...even under those circumstances, there is no getting away with it. but that misses the point of it being wrong to begin with, regardless of the consequences.

if you had to walk 15 miles (and then 15 miles back) to see your favorite artist perform in a setting that's very much in keeping with how you like, would you? (could you?)

Hell, yes. Recent deaths of beloved musical heroes of mine have reaffirmed the importance of availing oneself of the opportunity to see such luminaries perform live, and that goes double for the rare occasions on which they appear in tiny clubs where it's all up close and personal.

bounty, since you say nay to my previous proposition, let me couch it in a different manner:

If having sex with a giant cricket alien as portrayed in the movie District 9 was the only way of preventing said creatures from destroying earth, would you do it?

I doubt a giant cricket alien would have the proper parts for such an act. But maybe. either way the answer is No. Someone else will have to win that war.


Would you ever... pee in a pool?

What do you mean would I ever? I assume I did, more than once, during my tender years. Now that have that chemical that makes the water turn purple or something, thus branding you with a liquidy scarlet letter.

If you owned a company called Zoyk, would you lean into strangers' faces and aggressively hawk your wares?

there's a star trek next generation episode where a smaller version of your sex question occurs. commander riker is disguised as an alien in order to study the population, but he ends up being injured and hospitalized. he needs to escape, and one of the nurses offers to help him, but only if he'll have sex with her first. she was turned on by his being an alien. id say yes to the giant cricket, and hopefully at least its a female!

I recently read ender's game by the way...not quite to the point, but related.

am not sure if im missing a subtlety in the hawking my zoyk wares? but otherwise, no I wouldn't.

if you had the opportunity to buy lots of the old board games and other types of artifacts from your childhood, would you?