Because it`is the perfect time for our conscious/sensory to come into play whenever we poke our nose in public.
If someone is searching some questions for his/her answers, where should they look for?
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Because it`is the perfect time for our conscious/sensory to come into play whenever we poke our nose in public.
If someone is searching some questions for his/her answers, where should they look for?
It's always in the last place you look. :p
Why do rivers with their currents only flow down?
It's the weight of the seeds.
Why sheep?
because "shoop", "shaap", "shiip" and "shuup" would have sounded childish. So sheep~~
Why is the sky blue?
For the same reason eyes are! PS, It isn't at night.
Exactly how long will a shark live when swimming in custard?
The exact same time you would live when buried alive.
Why do most people eat popcorn instead of fries when watching movies?
They cxan be used as an alternative for ear plugs compared to fries.( if the choice rental goes wrong).
Why does a kingdom still remains a KINGdom even if a female ruler (Queen) is the head of the state?
Because it allows the conservative establishment to treat queens as an aberration of gender and give queer theorists the finger.
Why do electorates always vote for idiots to rule them?
Because they are incapable of appreciating the benefits of those politicians who appreciate hot women, cold sheets and strong drink.
Why are policemen so young these days?
Because thanks to global warming, we've sped up the incubation time and now the eggs hatch much earlier.
Why isn't the opposite of disheveled sheveled?
Because dishevelled is a corruption of a French word meaning "deprived of a tool for moving piles of sand from one place to another". Thus, a person who is "dishevelled" has to use their hands. Consequentially, this makes a mess and leads to their clothes becoming disarrayed. Of course, being provided with tools of any kind is known as "going equipped," and this generally leads to policemen arresting people who are "tooled up".
Why isn't there an open season on politicians? I thought one was allowed to cull vermin...
It was put forward by Ernest Bevan in the post war Labour government, but for some reason never got past the first reading.
If you show a manual worker three shovels, can he take his pick?
Only if he ax me nicely. :D Usually, though, the politicians, who, for some reason haven't been culled, don't believe in allowing manual workers any kind of choice.
What have I got in my pocket?
Fingernail clippers.
If someone said to you, "I'm interested in paying you for sex. Will you send me nude pictures of yourself?" would you send them pictures?
Standby for pictures of a shorn sheep in high heels.
Why can you never get back into a dream?
Because dreams happen inside your head (which is less than your total volume) so if you try to climb into them, you're too big to fit!
What are crane flies for?
Worthy contributor to the food chain.
Which is an easiest way to lie and not get caught?
Say Nothing.
How do they keep sleeping policemen anaesthetised?
few bucks changing hand, under the table?
Why is it w.h.y and not Y?
Union rules: Three people to do one job. See also y.o.u.
Why can't I think of a stupid question?
Because you are not paid to do that.
Do we have to be at our wits end to pose a stupid question or it all depend on ones level of boredom?
You're assuming that any of us ever had any wits about us.
Does this Blog Post make me look fat?
No, in fact you look a great deal like Cary Elwes. Lucky you.
Why do furnace repairs cost so much?
Because disposing of your victims' bodies tends to be illegal and restoring the means carries a heavy premium.
Why aren't ferrets as popular as meerkats?
Because they don't want to do documentaries so often.
Why is snow, white?
Same reason roses are red.
Why doesn't anything rhyme with orange?
Maybe because you have not come across the word borange.
Why is cardboard grey?
Global warming.
Who put the bop in the bop-shoe-bop-shoe-bop?
Mother Goose?
Was the Captain Hook`s watch waterproof?
Shouldn't you be more concerned that he didn't have a wrist to put it on?
Why do we wear underwear?
So we can blame someone/thing else for a change?
Why do we bully others?
For their lunch money.
Do you believe in karma?
Yes its belief.
Why do we make/have a shopping list?
It helps alleviate the suspense of what we will buy.
Have you ever seen a bear in the wild?
There are no wild bears, they were exterminated a long time ago and came back to haunt as teddy bears.
Does viewing the world upside down also makes world see us upside down too?
No. The world sees us as we truly are deep inside.
Does a teddy bear sh*t in the woods?
Only if you take it there and over feed it.
Why do pelicans need a special place to cross the road?
Global warming.
Are three-toed tree sloths taking medical marijuana or something?
No, but I think you are.
Why is water wet?
You'd be wet, too, if you were getting into Michael Phelps speedos.
I hope that wasn't too rude. I'm sorry.
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?