because they taste crummy.
why isn't the sky purple instead of blue?
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because they taste crummy.
why isn't the sky purple instead of blue?
The aliens need to adjust their mood ring settings!
Why do some folks use a forked stick to determine where water is found? (the ancient art of Devining...)?
Because there's a guy in a red suit with a forked stick down there they hope will show them, because he hates water... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/Devil.gif
Why do people worry about that stupid chicken crossing the road?
Well, it wasn't really a chicken.... it was actually a wart hog, but the story has gotten very watered down over the years...
What are curds and whey and who would want to eat them anyhow...?
i'm not postive what they are... but we eat them because we nothing else to do.
why do some people have to have the most complicated names that no one can pronounce?
if shurtugal doesn't know the answer to that, then there's no hope for anyone else here
why is facial hair okay for a man but not okay for a woman?
you mean it is all right for someone to sport a catepillar on their face??? :lol:
Why does Cupid have to use those sharp arrows to get us?
The ones with the suction cups usually bounce off.
Why does rain follow me around? I've been in five states over the past 12 days, and it rained EVERY DAY.
Because it is helping you WEEP for LOMAN! :lol:
Why are there so many pot-holes on the road?? :flare:
so the poor people who don't have them can use them to cook. :lol:
why do we sound different on the phone or when we record areselves?
The world is out to get us...
Why does our most shining accomplishment always happen when there are no witnesses, so people think we are lying, but our most embarassing moments get caught on video? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...omKane/Red.gif
so we don't become vain... oh, and just to annoy us.
why does pendragon always get the coolest smilies?
Connections, capisce? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...e/Gangster.gifhttp://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...mKane/Moll.gif
Hasn't anyone ever heard of smiley.com?
no, i haven't. but then again, i'm not an anyone, i'm an everyone! :D
why do some of my boy neighbors have contest who can scream like a girl better? (and they sound more like girls then i do!)
Because screaming like a girl is fun? I do it with my cousin too and i sound like i'm the girl in a horror movie.
Why does the masked murdered always comes after the hot blond chick in movies?