Pam

The PAM has a vast shopping cart collection stored in his cellar.

PAM thought it a wise investment to buy a security system for her shopping cart.

Well, I won't say the PAM is a slowpoke, but he usually gets passed by snails when he jogs. :p

Hiya Robin!

I'm not saying the PAM is as old as Methuselah...I'm saying she's older. Re-Happy Birthday, Kathy...

When not posting on the litnet, the PAM indulges himself by watching paint dry.

Methuselah, huh? You must have me confused with someone else... :brow: ;)

PAM wishes she had the attention span to watch paint dry. As it is, the only thing that can hold her attention is watching water swirl down the drain as she flushes over...and over...and over...

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Originally Posted by Virgil

The PAM's name is short.

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ouch . . . ? :goof:

the PAM's only source of amusement is fishing the prizes from crackerjack bags

The PAM sleeps underneath her bed, claiming it is "cozier, like a cave".

*gulp* I know, that was a terrible thing for me to say about poor ol' mir. :D

PAM is a member of Lit-Net exclusive turniper club (whatever that is :)..)

The PAM can't tell apart genders.

The PAM stubs other people's toes. Ouch!

Ha, the PAPAM doesn't know what a turniper is...ask AimusSage, he is the grand poobah of turnips around here, PAPAM. ;)

The PAPAM is a poor member of the turniper club, she can't even explain what makes the turniper club what it is to an aspiring member! :p

The turniper club is a club for everyone that likes turnips. Membership fee is negotiable but usually free, It is advisable to seek a sponsor, like Kathy did. If you'd like further information, I'll gladly let Kathy explain it for you :)

The PAM over delegates his turniper authority. :p

No really, Aimus is the one to ask...:D

The PAM abuses turnips she takes out for a walk :eek:

I'm not! Kathy is a trained professional turnip walker, she can answer questions.

The PAM is 3 turnips short of a bunch. :brow:

(pssst, no really ask Aimus...he is the king of all that is turnipey)