Would You??

Probably not.

If you were in a plane crash in the Andes would you eat your fellow passengers?

Survival mode would no doubt kick in just like those unfortunate people back then

Would you retrace the route of the Donner party?

Definitely! I am naturally gregarious and I love a good kebab.

Would you perform mass murder on a community of lemmings by driving them over a cliff just to see if it looked good on camera?

I must say no.

Would you move consider emmigrating to another country?

absolutely.


Would you let me sleep on your couch?

Yes, but you might prefer the air mattress in the spare bedroom!

Would you say we've been friends for some time?

Yes, for quite some time.

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?

No I don't really care for girl scotts or their cookies

If it was a really hot day would you sneak into your neighbors backyard to use their pool if you knew they were out of town?

Not with their guard dogs loose!

Would you console a friend on losing a dog that you hated and it hated you?

Yes, the friend still like it.

Would you dump a truck full of gnomes on your neighbor's lawn?

Of course not. I hardly gnome!

If Djibouti were playing Somalia for the World Cup, would you bet Djibouti?

Great question, um, yes.

Would you (if you were of draft age) evade the draft today? (I realise you may or may not have been of draft age in the past, but given today's circumstance, in your country of residency).

No. I actually had to register for the draft, as my children have also. I was never activated. I may not agree with everything in America, but it is my home and if called to defend it, I would.

Would you join the military if you thought you could serve out your time stateside?

Although I'm not American, I cannot serve due to flat feet and not sure if I am what any militarily invasive country would really want.

Would you mind if your adult child/neice/nephew/grandchild/younger close relative smokes marijuana in your immediate presence at your home?

No that wouldn't bother me, as long as it was not in the house because I don't want the smell in my house.

Same question