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Dosen't that depend on what you classify as 'common' knowledge?

What would you classify as common knowledge?

Wouldn't you say that which you know & I suppose alot more?

But what if a person is not common, would what he knows still be common knowledge?

Aren't you smart? Can't you tell me that?

Who told you I was smart? What was the person thinking when he/she told you that?

Why do you deny that you are smart? Isn't everyone smart in his or her own way?

I'm denying what now? Are you so sure about the second question? Have you never met any really daft people?

Why wouldn't I have met daft people? (someone in my class is daft but I think he acts like that - he has 1 other bro & 3 sisters) Aren't people only daft because we are so smart?

How does one go about measuring daftness anyway?

Can daftness even be measured?

Don't people try to measure everything nowadays?

Why do things have to be measured?

Could it be because there is a desire in many people to have things explained, segmented and analyzed, to compensate for their own self doubt and uncertainty?

Dosen't that just make for more learning??????

Would that be what confuses so many people?

Isn't confusion horrible?

Why would it be horrible?

Should it be fun?

Does that have anything to do with the fun factor of the dead obvious smiling donkey?

What is 'the dead obvious smiling donkey'?

Isn't it the one that is smiling right now, while looking at that silly monkey over yonder?

Why is it smiling?

Do you prefer it to do something else?

What else would it do?

Is it true that these smiling donkey have an inside running joke?

How would I know? Have I been made privy to such information?

Does that mean you are not one of the smiling donkeys? ;)

Would it be better for me if I was?

Do you like to carry around coffee beans in colombia? Isn't that what smiling donkeys do?

Wouldn't that be a wonderful activity to engage in?

Aren't you in danger of being kidnapped when in Colombia?

Wouldn't that depend on whether or not I had transmutation properties or not?

Don't these people kidnap everything that's alive? What you you transmutate into?

Maybe a cheese grater? Or a monstrous barnacle? Why would you ever kidnap a barnacle?

Can't you hold it ransom for a poor sailor who lost his favorite barnacle?

Wouldn't that poor sailor be too busy engaging in promiscuous activities at the local harbor to worry about a smelly barnacle?

What if he is out in the forrest, riding a smiling donkey, on its way to a coffee plantation?

Didn't you just metaphorically illustrate what I just said?

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Are you saying a smiling monkey in reality is a metaphor for a ship?