When depressed.
Why is she nagging so much?
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When depressed.
Why is she nagging so much?
Maybe tired of living.
Who is "she"?
you mean me?
if you make your bed, why do you have to lie in it?
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Originally Posted by tonywalt
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Originally Posted by Bleeding Pawn
No, the one who is nagging.Quote:
Originally Posted by lilimarlene
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Originally Posted by lilimarlene
Because if we wont somebody else will.
What did Mrs. Gollum say when she laid eyes on her first new born?
"Oh, how precious."
Do we need another hero?
another, who is the first one?
Why do I answer questions with a question?
That one is quite debatable.
how do lemmings commit suicide?
Shall I?
"My Precioussss"Quote:
Originally Posted by Calidore
drowning with the help of "Mr. Pied Piper".Quote:
Originally Posted by Silas Thorne
Why didn`t the Pied piper return the kids back to their parents?
Because they couldn't return after he took them to Neverland and took away their powers of flight.
A toucan...?
cute bird
Are you experienced?(...goes into the Jimi Hendrix guitar solo)
Experienced enough for the "Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer" forum.
Why are diamonds considered to be girls best friend?
Because they (in some circles) display social status and security. But it doesn't have to be diamonds.
What do many people in Europe and north america use pet names as passwords?
Because America itself is a "pet" name of Amerigo Vespucci so they continue the tradition.;)
Why do you need connections to "live the life"?
Because we are tribal and Social and a bunch of other stuff..
what the he!! is a jackpot? (and why do we want to 'hit it'?)
Yes jackpot is a hell know.:)
What mode of transport you use daily?
A pair of legs.
Works posted in this site are copyrighted?
Here`s your answer http://www.online-literature.com/for...w-You/page1243.
Why do we have to work?
Because work is the curse of the drinking classes. :cheers2:
Why do zebras need a special place to cross a road?
Otherwise they would be issued a traffic ticket.
When will the chicken cross the road?
When he says a mate that he wants on the other side of the road (This I've seen).
What colour would you like your wedding dress to be?
.............
One of the colour of Rainbow.
What is that thing which is but at the same time does not exist?
My first novel xD it is in my head,so no one can read it...
Same question xD
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The Emperor`s new clothes.:)
Why do web users tend to be arrogant?
Because when nobody can see you, you can pretend your parents' basement is your tower.
Schools grade A, B, C, D, and F. What happened to E?
Expelled or exterminated from the grading system.
Whats the best way to silence a chatterbox on song?
Convert it to the opposite.
Where is my future husband?
Working on the double indemnity clause of the current one's life insurance policy.
How should I decide what to read next?
No option, you have to read the next post after yours.
How/when do you know that the fire/fight in you is starting to fizzle out?
You'd rather go masturbate than exercise.
What's so great about water? Or air for that matter?
Attempting to breathe both will quickly let you know whether or not you are a fish.
Why must foods' healthfulness and goodness always be in inverse proportion?
You've obviously misread the labeling, it said in verse portions
What's the quickest way to quell a riot?
Take off and nuke 'em from orbit.
Why do people complain about government and then keep electing idiots?
It's not called a plebiscite for nothing!
Why is everybody paranoid?
Because they are paranormal.
Do you prefer to listen the birds singing or One Direction music group?
Birds singing because if One Direction sang outside my window every morning I would lose my grip on reality quite quickly.
Why are snobs so unfeeling to other people?
Maybe cause they suffer from emotional deficiencies.
How come we get to know we are being stared at?
Because we are often nude.
Same question