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Anybody know what to do with a scarf?
They make good coffee filters in a pinch.Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
Socks work well too.
You could use it for a tourniquet for when you accidentally amputate your leg with a chainsaw, or something.
Wait, what?
Sancho’s head snaps back and forth.
Uhhh, I think I may have…Errr…did I wander into the wrong… Mmmm…hey, Gill, where’d all these wimmin come from?
There's this girl on YouTube, JuicyStar07, who normally does makeup tutorials, but she has this one video where she shows different ways to fold a scarf. Very educational :DQuote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
Aww, it's okay. It's cute when you guys wander in here, you can stay!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sancho
Latte?
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la...vsqto1_500.jpg
I like the part where Sancho's head snaps back and forth.
Scarves, not so much. I find them extraneous, papaya, they just get in the way Isadora Duncan was killed by a scarf if I remember rightly.
scarfs are for cold weathers not fashion, I don't get these pictures why wear a scarf when it's hot outside?
Another good reason why I don't drink coffee!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
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Originally Posted by Sancho
I think the WO fell off the sign on the front door.
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Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf
Agreed!
Speaking of coffee, anybody up for a cocktail?
Don’t mind if I do.Quote:
Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf
Nope, I’m good with my Kitty-Kat Latte. And thanks, Ladies. I think I’ll stay a while. You won’t even notice me. I’ll just be sitting here in the corner…drinking my latte. Probably licking myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/a...lldog_tutu.jpg
Seriously, the sock filter is a good substitute if you're out camping. As long as you get the water boiling, it will kill off the foot funk which typically rises to the surface which you may then skim off.Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
Sancho, I'll leave you to your licking and head back across the street where I belong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sancho
Girls, I leave you to your scarfs.
Good night.
I, for one, could use a drink. I'm gonna have a glass of red wine. Cheers.Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
Yet another reason not to go camping!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
awww come on man. You don't have to wear a tutu, Sancho just does it for the fun of it.Quote:
Sancho, I'll leave you to your licking and head back across the street where I belong.
Girls, I leave you to your scarfs.
Good night.
Boys in tutus. Sounds like the name of a really bad B movie. Or a really good one, depending on your viewpoint. :D
The Smiths have a wonderful song called 'Vicar in a tutu' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuScm5aqL6cQuote:
Originally Posted by qimissung
'vicar in a tutu, it's not strange, he just want's to live his life this way'
:lol: "Vicar in a tutu..." why didn't I think of that!?
Haha, that's a great line. It reminds me of that Monty Python song about the Canadian.Quote:
Originally Posted by Helga
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers!
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars!
:lol:
... oh, sod it! I didn't want to be a weather forecaster, rabbitting on about sunny periods and patches of rain spreading from the west!
I wanted to be...
a lumberjack!
Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia...
...
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory-
On Wednesdays I go shopping
and have butter scones for tea!
chorus
I cut down trees I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
and hang around in bars!
chorus
Mountie Cleese is very dismayed about the hanging around in 'bars'.
I cut down trees, I wear high heals
suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
just like my dear papa!
chorus
The mounties do not even get to the end because of their dismay. This time it is Mountie Idle who is not in for it.
I was already confused when Sancho turned up then, because I remembered him from the razor thread as the one who wanted to buy a straight one...
I love the Monty Pythons and their songs.
The Galaxy song is my favorite
Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
.....
So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth
My favouritestest Python song has got to be "Always look on the bright side of life" from The |Life of Brian.
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And...
Always look on the bright side of life (whistle)
Always look on the light side of life (whistle)
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing
And...
Always look on the bright side of life... (whistle)
Come on!
Always look on the bright side of life... (whistle)
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow
So always look on the bright side of death (whistle)
Just before you draw your terminal breath (whistle)
Life's a piece of ****
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life (whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life (whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life (whistle)
I had it down for my funeral, but I've heard another tune that I think will be the one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQv0v0Ykc14
I also loved the kids singing 'Every sperm is sacred'
Yes - that was a good one. That's set in good old Yorkshire.
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Originally Posted by Helga
:rofl:
I like The Tale of Sir Robin from Monty Python and The Holy Grail:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4SJ0xR2_bQ
I'd print the lyrics but the expression on Sir Robin's face is priceless.
Spam!
Every sperm is sacred :lol: I howl along to it when I do the ironing, makes it more interesting :D
Always look on the bright side of life is my guidance song.
And my absolute favourite of all time must be the one with all the STDs. and they all exist as well. Wonderful... Can't get enough of it. I know, I'm weird :blush:.
Somehow it reminds me of Rochester...
Spam indeed. I liked the viking chorus.Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
This is the kind of stuff we talk about on the Blokes thread. :lol:
Does this make us separate but equal? :D
I think I may have picked an odd time to pop in and say hi, talk of sperm and STDs? :D
the Monty Python do make us think of the important stuff, don't they.Quote:
Originally Posted by Francie
It's the quiet invasion of The Blokes that's done it. We always talk about interesting stuff - shovels, allotments, sheds, testicle tape for measuring sheep, alcoholic preferences, rugby, football, the weather....it's a real discussion hotbed.
Are you trying to say that you (the blokes) are more interesting??Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
Oh yeah :) I'm getting to see John Cleese in a month or so, hopefully it'll be as funny as Holy Grail or some of the others!
I may not enjoy talking about make-up and clothes but the blokes thread does not appeal to me after reading this list....Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
maybe we need a sci-fi or superhero thread, I'd be all over that.
Now would I claim a thing like that on a ladies thread? :biggrinjester:Quote:
Originally Posted by PoeticPassions
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Helga
Just my little joke Helga.
A sci fi, superhero thread would be great.
I know Paul , I guess this points more to me and my lack of interests. hard to find a good subject on threads made for each gender, maybe I'm a third kind of people.
Sci fi and superhero threads would be good. I remember how popular the superhero avatar weekends are. And you can be interested in whatever you want or don't want. I have a particular interest in sheds as I have three on my allotment. It doesn't make me an interesting person I know...Quote:
Originally Posted by Helga
http://www.online-literature.com/for...pictureid=7556
It is a fine shed though. Just look at the lean....
I'd love a shed in my garden, wanted one for years!