Joke: What happens if you try to eat jeese to quickly.
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Joke: What happens if you try to eat jeese to quickly.
Climax
Climax: In deference to our younger readers I will only say this: Perhaps 15 seconds of rapture for a hour or more of work
Woman:
Oh heavens, PD, I was talking about Aristotle! :)
Woman: A sex or gender depending on one's political orientation.
Father
Father: One of the two that it took to tangle.
Cold Comfort
Cold Comfort: 1) Electric blanket 2) an event that makes the problem worse not better
Fly:
Fly: What birds can do, and of which it is not recommended for humans to attempt unless aided by specially designed modes of transport.
Feather
Feather: a modified scale and also a weight class in boxing. The weight of the boxer significantly exceeds that of the modified scale, unless, that is, the modified scale belongs to a giant Roc. In a pugilistic contest between a boxer and a Roc, the Roc always wins, regardless of the weight class of the boxer.
Dramatist.
Dramatist: One who overacts to the point of foolishness over everything that happens, i.e. Drama Queen
Snoop:
Snoop: Digging for dirt while hoping one doesn’t find gold.
Playing Cards
Playing Cards: What one does shortly before losing money; because you've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run.
Disneyland:
Disneyland: Like Vegas but not as tasteful.
Orbit
Orbit: Like going around and around and around until you get so dizzy you fall into the Sun.
Warped
Warped: Your sense of humor when compared to my flawless wit
Pompous:
Pompous 1) Old name for Pompeii before it got Mount Vesuviused into the ground 2) An adjective to describe a type of donkey, or mule, or erudite social climber (archaic)
Politician
Politician: Someone who gives morning news show hosts something to whine about.
Short Selling