The PAM couldn't carry on a conversation at all unless someone works her mouth for her! :lol:
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The PAM couldn't carry on a conversation at all unless someone works her mouth for her! :lol:
:lol: You crack me up!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
The PAM often gets twisted up in his chainmail and needs assisstance getting out.
There are better looking mop heads than the PAM's curly hair.
The PAM has a head shaped like Gumby's.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/gumby.gif
Well, at least I don't have the head of Pokey, like the PAM.
http://mag.awn.com/issue10.07/10.07i...umby_Pokey.jpg
PAM makes Mr. Potato Head look stiff.
The PAM has arrows made of plastic. :lol:
The PAM frustrates those who would compliment her by then being the next in line in the insult thread, turning them into people who talk out of both sides of their mouth! How ungrateful!
And that, dear dragon, is why I barely ever post in the compliment the PAM thread, I just can't do that to the person below me, who will have the impossibly difficult task to compliment me. But on to your personalized insult:
The PAM smokes so bad, the tobacco companies are demanding he stops ruining their good reputation. That's what you get for being a dragon, a lawsuit! :p
The PAM digresses. :D :p
the PAM decorates Christmas trees at Thanksgiving.
The PAM's name is short.
The PAM eats Chef Boyardee straight from the can.
The PAM snorts frequently and loudly in church.
That's a nice new flea and tick collar, PAM. About time, if I may say so! :rolleyes: