Terrorism: A pragmatic philosophy of armed self-righteousness.
Elvis Impersonator
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Terrorism: A pragmatic philosophy of armed self-righteousness.
Elvis Impersonator
Hmmmm. Yes, I would have said: the logical consequences of a politics of victimization.Quote:
Originally Posted by YesNo
Elvis Impersonator: In the words of the late great Mario Cuomo, "Schmaltz yes, but good schmaltz!"
Vaccination
That works. I was also thinking something like the following might work: "A label for an enemy’s patriotism."Quote:
Originally Posted by Pompey Bum
I didn't know Mario Cuomo died.
Vaccination: A way to tell the body who its enemies are.
Big Data
Yeah, on New Years Day of this year. He had made the comments when criticized over plans for 100 Elvis imitators to perform a number during the ceremony for the rededication of the Statue of Liberty. Bring me your huddled masses, Mama.Quote:
Originally Posted by YesNo
Big Data: Southern patriarch in the Brent Spiner version of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. (That was for you, Papayahed :)).
Cowboy
Cowboy: Bull
Heifer
Heifer: Founding uddertor of Playboy.
Paranoid
Happenstance: Whatever stance you happen to been in when the Zombie Apocalypse happens...
Irrational:
Irrational: What person A calls person B when person A can’t think of anything rational to say.
Cognitive Dissonance
Cognitive Dissonance: Having "American Pie" stuck in your head for any extended length of time, a common cause of mental illness
Psychiatrist:
Psychiatrist: Someone affectionately viewed as a form of Amazonian “head-shrinker” or, as the laity who have a hard time with big words like to shorten it, “shrink”. This hasn’t bothered psychiatrists who love it when their patients believe they have more power than they actually do.
Determinism
Determinism: An understanding that the freedom to do what you want is enslaved by the tyranny of not being able to will what you want to do.
Diet
Diet: A battle of wits between mind and matter.
Crash
Crash: Usual result of drinking and driving 2) Word for a group of rhinos (I am NOT making that up!)
Humor:
Humor: A measure of sanity based on the output of human chatter. If you can laugh, you are sane. If you cannot laugh, look at those idiots laughing. Sanity is overrated.
Joke