If you were a...

Dorothy's uncle

If you were Glinda, what would you have done differently?

Turned the evil witches good somehow.

If you were the evil witch, why in the world did you chose poppies?
I can imagine why.

Poppies are the rad thing in Oz...

If you were the Scarecrow, would you go head over heels for the Patchwork Girl of Oz?

May as well. I do think he is too light headed.

I think the poppies were like the opiate poppies heroin is made from. Made them sleepy. That is year 8 health for you.

If you were a teacher, what would you change the yr 8 health curriculum to?

Smack the naughty year 8's......... No, no, just kidding. I would put them all on detention, then smack them. Then make them to 100 sit-ups... Hahahahahahaha. No, seriously. I would suggest growing a school vegie garden and help them cook up a fabulous vegetarian meal. Then smack them all.......:lol::lol:

If you were a chef, what would be your fave meal to cook?

steak diane

if you were an interior designer, what colour would predominate?

Red, of course.

If you were a colour, which one would you be?

definitely red, have the hair to go with it.

if you were colour blind, what colour could you do without?

Blue.

If you were a football star, who would you be?

football as in league? definitely hazam al masri

if you were in the circus, what act would you perform?

That's easy... The clown.:banana::banana:

If you were a children's toy, what would you be?

oh of course i would be the ps3.

if you were a shower, how hot would your water be?

Burning hot.

If you were a beach, which one would you be?

The unknown beach down just a little further....

If you were a critter on that beach, what would you be?

A starfish... Like Patrick Star in the Spongebob series.

If you were a shark, who would you eat?