Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

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Originally Posted by stlukesguild

Well after a long day in the studio I finally finished my latest painting so its time to celebrate.

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What colour did you do it?

Primarily red... cadmium red... lots of gold leaf,,, and a nude.:D

What! still concious st luke, perhaps Sammy smiths' does't travel very well.

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

Oh, I'll have no trouble with that.

A few years back, I was fishing in an 18 foot fibreglass with my brother when I caught a 100 lb mako. After a huge battle, we got the bugger close enough to gaff, and even an hour after having a giant gaff straight through the head the damn thing was still chewing the steel. Even a little 5 footer managed to chew the trasom off.

Later on in the day, a mako that looked about ten times bigger leapt out of the water right next to the boat. Ten seconds later, my brother's reel screamed off - he'd hooked about a 500 pounder.

Discretion/valour?

We cut the line.

There's a time and place to play with big sharks.

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Picture please! :)

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Originally Posted by stlukesguild

Primarily red... cadmium red... lots of gold leaf,,, and a nude.:D

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Madonna with the red and gold hat, inspirational. :p

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Is he your fifth?

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Good job its not Athiest's sixth, if you know what I mean, Sext just doesnt sound right for a bloke! :D

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Originally Posted by jocky

Picture please! :)

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No, dammit. We were in a fishing contest and didn't take the camera. The 100lb mako won biggest fish, which we then ate and it was my intention to keep the jaws - not all that big, but reasonably impressive - but the head got eaten by one of the farm dogs!

I've got barracouta jaws and stingray stings, but no damn shark jaws until I get another.

I have another mako story as well. I was fishing on a charter launch, ready to kill anything when a huge mako (skipper's estimate 500lbs+) took the bait and the line sped off. I reeled the line in to find the bait fish - an 18-inch sea trout - cut clean in half behind the hook. Smart arse shark took the food and not the hook. Man, was I unhappy!

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Originally Posted by jocky

Good job its not Athiest's sixth, if you know what I mean, Sext just doesnt sound right for a bloke! :D

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:lol:

Athiest, I reeled the line in to find the bait fish - an 18-inch sea trout .

An eighteen inch sea trout! Now in Scotland thats what we call impressive. Dont suppose you have got a picture of that? :D

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Originally Posted by jocky

An eighteen inch sea trout! Now in Scotland thats what we call impressive. Dont suppose you have got a picture of that? :D

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Plenty of pics of them - here's one my daughter caught. Not 18", but a good size which we had for dinner that night.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s...je20fish-1.jpg

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

Plenty of pics of them - here's one my daughter caught. Not 18", but a good size which we had for dinner that night.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s...je20fish-1.jpg

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Athiest, told you I had visited New Zealand before, that is a wee Jocky if ever I have seen one. :lol: Veni,Vidi, Rock. Nae to impressed with her Da's legs though :)

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Originally Posted by jocky

Athiest, told you I had visited New Zealand before, that is a wee Jocky if ever I have seen one. :lol: Veni,Vidi, Rock. Nae to impressed with her Da's legs though :)

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That's my other kid - I was taking the photo.

If you want to claim ownership of that one, you can have her! Free delivery.

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

That's my other kid - I was taking the photo.

If you want to claim ownership of that one, you can have her! Free delivery.

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No way Athiest, I have enough on my plate as it is, but thank you for the kind offer. I have been to hell and back with daughters. Just send me the trout. :lol::lol::lol::

Could be a little smelly by the time it gets there...

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

Could be a little smelly by the time it gets there...

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There is no arguing with that logic Athiest, but at least it wont pop out of the package and demand instant cash and acceptance of the latest nutcase she is dating. We need to get back to the simple life, where, oh where is Prenderelmick when we need him most? :)

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and that is all... :D

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Originally Posted by Nightshade

:lol: :lol: :lol:

and that is all... :D

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Nightshade, please tell me where I have messed up? It cant be on my intellectual comments, as far as I am aware I have yet to make one. Please tell me its not the toeshaving one on the girls thread, somebody told me to do it I think he was called Athiest, or was it Prederelmick. Oh, not the Ruskin one, I read it in the Ladybird book of art crticism. Please give me a break I am feeling fragile and unwanted. Love from unloved Jocky :)