King of the hill

I master the weather and I black out Bakiryu's sunshine

My hill

It's starts raining and the hill floods. Shalot runs but Baki stays, she likes the rain!

My Hill! MINE!

Shalot fashions a sturdy boat and sails away. Bakiryu likes the rain, but she's not much without a life jacket after a few minutes of large waves and heavy rains

Shalot's hill

Well, as Shalot has already sailed, and Baki has been washed away in the heavy rains, it has become my duty to look after the unattended hill.

- The humble queen of the hill, Madhuri :D

MY HILL !! :cool:

B-mental, seeing the innocent Maddie (B's favorite victim of hill conflict), sneaks up the hill, and throws a lasso around Maddie. He then gently lifts her up in his arms, and seats her in the padded recesses of a super,duper, enormous slingshot already prepped for firing. B leans in, gives Maddie an innocent kiss on the cheek, and whispers softly in her ear...,"Bon Voyage mon ami! Don't forget to write!" B cackles wickedly and releases the catch sending Maddie into lower orbit.

Look, up in the sky! Is it an airplane? No,No,No...No! Is it a satellite? No,No,No...No! Is it a UFO? No,No,No...No! Is it Madhuri? Ya,Ya,Ya...Yah!


B's hill, Yippie-Kai-Yay!

B-mental is so busy celebrating his victory that he does not notice that I sneak up to him. I throw a large and heavy fishing net over his body and, however he may struggle, drag him down the hill.

Barbara's hill!

barbara didn't see the laser site until it was too late

X's hill

Quote:

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Originally Posted by the silent x

barbara didn't see the laser site until it was too late.

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Same laser cuts through fishing net, and reflects off of B's Vanity mirror in his pocket. The reflected laser takes out x silently.

B's Hill

who said it was a laser gun, i just said laser site,
another .50 caliber super sonic barret (bay-ret) long-range sniper rifle round enters B's head,
the sound of the shot reaches you after your dead

camping is a Legitimate strategy!

X still owns the hill

bullet bounces of b's platinum plate in his skull. B dodges incoming shots while sneaking up on silent x who is so irritated he is not getting head shots he is crying and blaming the controller. B grabs the barrel of the gun, and puts a horseshoe bend in it. Silent x is so busy looking through the scope, that he doesn't notice. Suddenly B hops out right in front of silent x and says, "For goodness sake, for your own soul, don't shoot!"

Silent can think of nothing but the extra 20 points he can get for killing B, pulls the trigger. It is the last experience recorded into memory in silent x's brain, before the bullet he fired creates massive and mortal head to toe damage. B dips his fingers in dead x's blood, and paints a sign...B's hill and a smilie face drawn in blood.

B's hill folks.

B's Hill.

Now that i have acclimated I send my new Louisiana Gator friends up the hill where they have a nice B shaped meal.

Papaya's Hill.

gator's eat everybody who approaches the hill, even papaya when he goes to capture the hill,
X (who isn't dead, just a couple of scratches because i wasn't using explosive tips) X takes control form a distance with his spotter Al-X

X-squad pwns the hill

X was only dreaming he wasn't dead, in reality, silent x was...er, um.....well silenced. B sprinkles cayenne pepper in the gator that ate him. The gator, being unfamiliar with seasonings, regurgitates B-mental. B- Mental kills the gator, and begins making a gator gumbo and a pair of cowboy boots. Yeeeehaaaw!

B's Hill

B Mental undercooks his gator gumbo and contracts a terrible case of diarrhea. He is afraid to leave the hill for fear of losing it and won't go grab himself some Pepto and Sprite and he dies of dehydration. Meanwhile, Shalot, having realized that she sailed away from her hill :lol: decides to come back and finds B Mentals pitiful corspe. With one swift kick she sends B Mentals remains rolling down the hill to land at the foot in a pitiful heap.

MY hill. :cool:

shalot and her friend in the avatar get so stoned, they think they hill is moving, shalot runs away trying to follow her delusions, X quietly steps in to watch the hill for her and defend it against all comers, even shalot

X's hill